Wisconsin Life

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>> How're ya doing? This is my latest set of wheels. Got `em from my buddy, Mills. He bought them at an auction. This is running gear off an old wagon and this center part here had been kinked pretty good, so I chopped it off and shortened it. What I'm going to do here is make a moe-bile pig and chicken feeding center. We're going to have barrels of water and we're going to have a section to store the feed in. You see, I have a dream, and that dream is, I want everything I own, from big to small, to be on a set of wheels.

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Workbench on wheels. Take it to wherever the work is. All right. Gonna saw a little lumber, and we got the saw on wheels. Need some scrap lumber to work with? No problem. I'll just roll that right over. Thank you very much. Now, when I get to sawing, I'm probably going to create some short little pieces of wood. Those are handy for kindling in the winter. There's your kindling box. Now I got a whole selection of broom handles, perhaps a little top heavy. Might need some screws and nails. No problem. We can just roll those right into the scene. Of course, you notice I got me some WD40. And also, spare wheels. Effortless! No problem. Works just great.

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Well, that hurt. Ran over my foot. Use a screwdriver? Got all that material right here, on the repurposed bakery cart. Portability is the key to happiness, really. Okay, well, ready to roll, I do believe. A man gets to working with all of his stuff on wheels like this, he's bound to make a mess. He needs one more thing, a garbage cans on wheels. I bet old Kanye West doesn't have a Pepsi banner with his name on it hanging up in his pole barn. Oh, and by the way, "long beds," two words.