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GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO PBS ARTS.BROADWAY AWAKENED TO A DIFFERENT KIND OF MUSIC. IT WAS FIERCE, MENACING, AND FILLED WITH GRISLY HUMOR AND UNSETTLING PASSIONS, VERY MUCH LIKE THE TIMES THEMSELVES. WHO COULD FORGET THE SHRIEK OF THE FACTORY WHISTLE THAT FIRST INTRODUCED US TO "SWEENEY

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THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET." "SWEENEY" HAS BEEN CELEBRATED FOR MANY THINGS-- ITS BOLD STORYTELLING, ITS PSYCHOLOGICAL COMPLEXITY, THE ALMOST SYMPHONIC BREADTH OF ITS MUSICAL MOTIFS. IT'S A MUSICAL THAT THRILLS US EVEN AS IT CHILLS US. ABOVE ALL, IT'S STEPHEN SONDHEIM'S RAZOR-SHARP LYRICS COMBINED WITH SOME OF THE MOST HEART-WRENCHING MELODIES OF HIS CAREER THAT LEAD US INTO SWEENEY'S WORLD. HAS THE WORLD CHANGED SO MUCH SINCE THOSE DAYS? YOU BE THE JUDGE, BUT BE CAREFUL NOT TO STICK YOUR NECK OUT. NOW PLEASE ENJOY "SWEENEY TODD."

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ATTEND THE TALE ATTEND THE TALE OF SWEENEY TODD ATTEND THE TALE OF SWEENEY TODD HIS SKIN WAS PALE OF SWEENEY TODD HIS SKIN WAS PALE AND HIS EYE WAS ODD HIS SKIN WAS PALE AND HIS EYE WAS ODD HE SHAVED THE FACES AND HIS EYE WAS ODD HE SHAVED THE FACES OF GENTLEMEN HE SHAVED THE FACES OF GENTLEMEN WHO NEVER THEREAFTER OF GENTLEMEN WHO NEVER THEREAFTER WERE HEARD OF AGAIN WHO NEVER THEREAFTER WERE HEARD OF AGAIN HE TROD A PATH WERE HEARD OF AGAIN HE TROD A PATH THAT FEW HAD TROD HE TROD A PATH THAT FEW HAD TROD DID SWEENEY TODD THAT FEW HAD TROD DID SWEENEY TODD THE DEMON BARBER DID SWEENEY TODD THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET. THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET. >> HE KEPT A SHOP OF FLEET STREET. >> HE KEPT A SHOP IN LONDON TOWN >> HE KEPT A SHOP IN LONDON TOWN >> OF FANCY CLIENTS IN LONDON TOWN >> OF FANCY CLIENTS AND GOOD RENOWN >> OF FANCY CLIENTS AND GOOD RENOWN >> AND WHAT IF NONE OF THEIR AND GOOD RENOWN >> AND WHAT IF NONE OF THEIR SOULS WERE SAVED? >> AND WHAT IF NONE OF THEIR SOULS WERE SAVED? >> THEY WENT TO THEIR MAKER SOULS WERE SAVED? >> THEY WENT TO THEIR MAKER IMPECCABLY SHAVED >> THEY WENT TO THEIR MAKER IMPECCABLY SHAVED >> BY SWEENEY IMPECCABLY SHAVED >> BY SWEENEY >> BY SWEENEY TODD >> BY SWEENEY >> BY SWEENEY TODD >> THE DEMON BARBER >> BY SWEENEY TODD >> THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET

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SWING YOUR RAZOR WIDE SWING YOUR RAZOR WIDE SWEENEY SWEENEY HOLD IT TO THE SKIES HOLD IT TO THE SKIES FREELY FLOWS THE BLOOD FREELY FLOWS THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO MORALIZE OF THOSE WHO MORALIZE >> HIS NEEDS WERE FEW >> HIS NEEDS WERE FEW HIS ROOM WAS BARE HIS ROOM WAS BARE >> A LAVABO AND A FANCY CHAIR >> A LAVABO AND A FANCY CHAIR >> A MUG OF SUDS >> A MUG OF SUDS AND A LEATHER STROP AND A LEATHER STROP >> AN APRON, A TOWEL >> AN APRON, A TOWEL A PAIL, AND A MOP A PAIL, AND A MOP >> FOR NEATNESS >> FOR NEATNESS HE DESERVES A NOD HE DESERVES A NOD DOES SWEENEY TODD DOES SWEENEY TODD THE DEMON BARBER THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET OF FLEET STREET >> INCONSPICUOUS SWEENEY WAS >> INCONSPICUOUS SWEENEY WAS QUICK AND QUIET AND CLEAN 'E WAS QUICK AND QUIET AND CLEAN 'E WAS BACK OF HIS SMILE BACK OF HIS SMILE UNDER HIS WORD UNDER HIS WORD SWEENEY HEARD MUSIC SWEENEY HEARD MUSIC THAT NOBODY HEARD THAT NOBODY HEARD SWEENEY PONDERED SWEENEY PONDERED AND SWEENEY PLANNED AND SWEENEY PLANNED LIKE A PERFECT MACHINE LIKE A PERFECT MACHINE 'E PLANNED 'E PLANNED >> SWEENEY WAS SMOOTH >> SWEENEY WAS SMOOTH SWEENEY WAS SUBTLE SWEENEY WAS SUBTLE SWEENEY WOULD BLINK SWEENEY WOULD BLINK AND RATS WOULD SCUTTLE AND RATS WOULD SCUTTLE >> INCONSPICUOUS >> INCONSPICUOUS SWEENEY WAS SMOOTH SWEENEY WAS SMOOTH >> SWEENEY WAS SUBTLE >> SWEENEY WAS SUBTLE >> QUICK AND QUIET >> QUICK AND QUIET AND LIKE A PERFECT MACHINE AND LIKE A PERFECT MACHINE >> CLEAN 'E WAS >> CLEAN 'E WAS WAS SWEENEY WAS SWEENEY >> QUICK AND QUIET >> QUICK AND QUIET AND LIKE A PERFECT MACHINE AND LIKE A PERFECT MACHINE CLEAN 'E WAS CLEAN 'E WAS SWEENEY WAS SWEENEY WAS >> SWEENEY, SWEENEY >> SWEENEY, SWEENEY SWEENEY, SWEENEY SWEENEY, SWEENEY SWEENEY, SWEENEY SWEENEY, SWEENEY >> ATTEND THE TALE >> ATTEND THE TALE OF SWEENEY TODD OF SWEENEY TODD >> ATTEND THE TALE >> ATTEND THE TALE OF SWEENEY TODD OF SWEENEY TODD >> HE SERVED A DARK >> HE SERVED A DARK AND A VENGEFUL GOD AND A VENGEFUL GOD >> HE SERVED A DARK >> HE SERVED A DARK AND A VENGEFUL GOD AND A VENGEFUL GOD >> WHAT HAPPENED THEN >> WHAT HAPPENED THEN WELL, THAT'S THE PLAY WELL, THAT'S THE PLAY AND HE WOULDN'T WANT US AND HE WOULDN'T WANT US TO GIVE IT AWAY TO GIVE IT AWAY NOT SWEENEY NOT SWEENEY >> NOT SWEENEY TODD >> NOT SWEENEY TODD THE DEMON BARBER THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET

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I HAVE SAILED THE WORLD I HAVE SAILED THE WORLD BEHELD ITS WONDERS I HAVE SAILED THE WORLD BEHELD ITS WONDERS FROM THE DARDANELLES BEHELD ITS WONDERS FROM THE DARDANELLES TO THE MOUNTAINS OF PERU FROM THE DARDANELLES TO THE MOUNTAINS OF PERU BUT THERE'S NO PLACE TO THE MOUNTAINS OF PERU BUT THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE LONDON BUT THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE LONDON I FEEL HOME AGAIN LIKE LONDON I FEEL HOME AGAIN I COULD HEAR I FEEL HOME AGAIN I COULD HEAR THE CITY BELLS RING I COULD HEAR THE CITY BELLS RING WHATEVER I WOULD DO THE CITY BELLS RING WHATEVER I WOULD DO NO, THERE'S NO-- WHATEVER I WOULD DO NO, THERE'S NO-- >> NO, THERE'S NO PLACE NO, THERE'S NO-- >> NO, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE LONDON >> NO, THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE LONDON MR. TODD, SIR? LIKE LONDON MR. TODD, SIR? YOU ARE YOUNG MR. TODD, SIR? YOU ARE YOUNG LIFE HAS BEEN KIND TO YOU YOU ARE YOUNG LIFE HAS BEEN KIND TO YOU YOU WILL LEARN LIFE HAS BEEN KIND TO YOU YOU WILL LEARN SO, ANTHONY, IT IS HERE WE GO YOU WILL LEARN SO, ANTHONY, IT IS HERE WE GO OUR SEVERAL WAYS. FAREWELL. I SO, ANTHONY, IT IS HERE WE GO OUR SEVERAL WAYS. FAREWELL. I SHALL NOT SOON FORGET THE GOOD OUR SEVERAL WAYS. FAREWELL. I SHALL NOT SOON FORGET THE GOOD SHIP BOUNTIFUL, SHALL NOT SOON FORGET THE GOOD SHIP BOUNTIFUL, NOR THE YOUNG MAN WHO SAVED MY SHIP BOUNTIFUL, NOR THE YOUNG MAN WHO SAVED MY LIFE. NOR THE YOUNG MAN WHO SAVED MY LIFE. >> OH, THERE'S NO CAUSE TO THANK LIFE. >> OH, THERE'S NO CAUSE TO THANK ME FOR THAT, SIR. IT WOULD HAVE >> OH, THERE'S NO CAUSE TO THANK ME FOR THAT, SIR. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A POOR ME FOR THAT, SIR. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A POOR CHRISTIAN INDEED WHO'D HAVE BEEN A POOR CHRISTIAN INDEED WHO'D HAVE SPOTTED YOU PITCHING AND CHRISTIAN INDEED WHO'D HAVE SPOTTED YOU PITCHING AND TOSSING ON THAT RAFT AND NOT SPOTTED YOU PITCHING AND TOSSING ON THAT RAFT AND NOT GIVEN THE ALARM. TOSSING ON THAT RAFT AND NOT GIVEN THE ALARM. >> THERE'S MANY A CHRISTIAN GIVEN THE ALARM. >> THERE'S MANY A CHRISTIAN WOULD HAVE DONE JUST THAT AND >> THERE'S MANY A CHRISTIAN WOULD HAVE DONE JUST THAT AND NOT LOST A WINK'S SLEEP OVER IT, WOULD HAVE DONE JUST THAT AND NOT LOST A WINK'S SLEEP OVER IT, EITHER. NOT LOST A WINK'S SLEEP OVER IT, EITHER. ALMS, ALMS EITHER. ALMS, ALMS FOR A MIS'RABLE WOMAN ALMS, ALMS FOR A MIS'RABLE WOMAN ON A MIS'RABLE FOR A MIS'RABLE WOMAN ON A MIS'RABLE CHILLY MORNING ON A MIS'RABLE CHILLY MORNING THANK YER, SIR. THANK YER. CHILLY MORNING THANK YER, SIR. THANK YER. 'OW WOULD YOU LIKE THANK YER, SIR. THANK YER. 'OW WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE MUFF, DEAR 'OW WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE MUFF, DEAR A LITTLE JIG JIG A LITTLE MUFF, DEAR A LITTLE JIG JIG A LITTLE BOUNCE A LITTLE JIG JIG A LITTLE BOUNCE AROUND THE BUSH? A LITTLE BOUNCE AROUND THE BUSH? >> AYE, NO. AROUND THE BUSH? >> AYE, NO. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO >> AYE, NO. WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO PUSH ME PARSLEY? WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO PUSH ME PARSLEY? IT LOOKS TO ME, DEAR PUSH ME PARSLEY? IT LOOKS TO ME, DEAR LIKE YOU GOT PLENTY THERE IT LOOKS TO ME, DEAR LIKE YOU GOT PLENTY THERE TO PUSH LIKE YOU GOT PLENTY THERE TO PUSH HA HA! TO PUSH HA HA! ALMS, ALMS HA HA! ALMS, ALMS FOR A PITIFUL WOMAN ALMS, ALMS FOR A PITIFUL WOMAN WOT'S GOT WANDERIN' WITS FOR A PITIFUL WOMAN WOT'S GOT WANDERIN' WITS HEY, DON'T I KNOW YOU, MISTER? WOT'S GOT WANDERIN' WITS HEY, DON'T I KNOW YOU, MISTER? >> MUST YOU GLARE AT ME, WOMAN? HEY, DON'T I KNOW YOU, MISTER? >> MUST YOU GLARE AT ME, WOMAN? OFF WITH YOU, OFF, I SAY! >> MUST YOU GLARE AT ME, WOMAN? OFF WITH YOU, OFF, I SAY! THEN 'OW WOULD YOU LIKE TO OFF WITH YOU, OFF, I SAY! THEN 'OW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPLIT ME MUFF, MISTER? THEN 'OW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPLIT ME MUFF, MISTER? WE'LL GO JIG JIG SPLIT ME MUFF, MISTER? WE'LL GO JIG JIG >> OFF, I SAID. TO THE DEVIL WE'LL GO JIG JIG >> OFF, I SAID. TO THE DEVIL WITH YOU! >> OFF, I SAID. TO THE DEVIL WITH YOU! >> OFF! OFF! OFF! WITH YOU! >> OFF! OFF! OFF! ALMS, ALMS >> OFF! OFF! OFF! ALMS, ALMS FOR A MIS'RABLE WOMAN ALMS, ALMS FOR A MIS'RABLE WOMAN OHH! FOR A MIS'RABLE WOMAN OHH! >> PARDON ME, SIR, BUT THERE'S OHH! >> PARDON ME, SIR, BUT THERE'S NO NEED TO FEAR THE LIKES OF >> PARDON ME, SIR, BUT THERE'S NO NEED TO FEAR THE LIKES OF HER. SHE WAS ONLY A HALF-CRAZED NO NEED TO FEAR THE LIKES OF HER. SHE WAS ONLY A HALF-CRAZED BEGGAR WOMAN. LONDON'S FULL OF HER. SHE WAS ONLY A HALF-CRAZED BEGGAR WOMAN. LONDON'S FULL OF THEM. SIR? THERE'S A HOLE IN THE WORLD THERE'S A HOLE IN THE WORLD LIKE A GREAT BLACK PIT THERE'S A HOLE IN THE WORLD LIKE A GREAT BLACK PIT AND THE VERMIN OF THE WORLD LIKE A GREAT BLACK PIT AND THE VERMIN OF THE WORLD INHABIT IT AND THE VERMIN OF THE WORLD INHABIT IT AND ITS MORALS AREN'T WORTH INHABIT IT AND ITS MORALS AREN'T WORTH WHAT A PIG COULD SPIT AND ITS MORALS AREN'T WORTH WHAT A PIG COULD SPIT AND IT GOES BY THE NAME WHAT A PIG COULD SPIT AND IT GOES BY THE NAME OF LONDON AND IT GOES BY THE NAME OF LONDON AT THE TOP OF THE HOLE OF LONDON AT THE TOP OF THE HOLE SIT THE PRIV'LEGED FEW AT THE TOP OF THE HOLE SIT THE PRIV'LEGED FEW MAKING MOCK OF THE VERMIN SIT THE PRIV'LEGED FEW MAKING MOCK OF THE VERMIN IN THE LOWER ZOO MAKING MOCK OF THE VERMIN IN THE LOWER ZOO TURNING THE BEAUTY INTO IN THE LOWER ZOO TURNING THE BEAUTY INTO FILTH AND GREED TURNING THE BEAUTY INTO FILTH AND GREED I, TOO, HAVE SAILED THE WORLD FILTH AND GREED I, TOO, HAVE SAILED THE WORLD AND SEEN ITS WONDERS I, TOO, HAVE SAILED THE WORLD AND SEEN ITS WONDERS FOR THE CRUELTY OF MEN AND SEEN ITS WONDERS FOR THE CRUELTY OF MEN IS AS WONDROUS AS PERU FOR THE CRUELTY OF MEN IS AS WONDROUS AS PERU BUT THERE'S NO PLACE IS AS WONDROUS AS PERU BUT THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE LONDON THERE WAS A BARBER AND HIS WIFE THERE WAS A BARBER AND HIS WIFE AND SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL THERE WAS A BARBER AND HIS WIFE AND SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL A FOOLISH BARBER AND HIS WIFE AND SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL A FOOLISH BARBER AND HIS WIFE SHE WAS HIS REASON A FOOLISH BARBER AND HIS WIFE SHE WAS HIS REASON AND HIS LIFE SHE WAS HIS REASON AND HIS LIFE AND SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL AND HIS LIFE AND SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL AND SHE WAS VIRTUOUS AND SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL AND SHE WAS VIRTUOUS AND HE WAS AND SHE WAS VIRTUOUS AND HE WAS NAIVE THERE WAS ANOTHER MAN THERE WAS ANOTHER MAN WHO SAW THAT SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL THERE WAS ANOTHER MAN WHO SAW THAT SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL A PIOUS VULTURE OF THE LAW WHO SAW THAT SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL A PIOUS VULTURE OF THE LAW WHO WITH A GESTURE OF HIS CLAW A PIOUS VULTURE OF THE LAW WHO WITH A GESTURE OF HIS CLAW REMOVED THE BARBER WHO WITH A GESTURE OF HIS CLAW REMOVED THE BARBER FROM HIS PLATE REMOVED THE BARBER FROM HIS PLATE THEN THERE WAS NOTHING FROM HIS PLATE THEN THERE WAS NOTHING BUT TO WAIT THEN THERE WAS NOTHING BUT TO WAIT AND SHE WOULD FALL BUT TO WAIT AND SHE WOULD FALL SO SOFT, SO YOUNG AND SHE WOULD FALL SO SOFT, SO YOUNG SO LOST, AND, OH, SO BEAUTIFUL SO SOFT, SO YOUNG SO LOST, AND, OH, SO BEAUTIFUL >> AND THE LADY, SIR, DID SHE SO LOST, AND, OH, SO BEAUTIFUL >> AND THE LADY, SIR, DID SHE SUCCUMB? >> AND THE LADY, SIR, DID SHE SUCCUMB? OH, THAT WAS MANY SUCCUMB? OH, THAT WAS MANY YEARS AGO I DOUBT IF ANYONE I DOUBT IF ANYONE WOULD KNOW I DOUBT IF ANYONE WOULD KNOW NOW LEAVE ME, ANTHONY, I BEG WOULD KNOW NOW LEAVE ME, ANTHONY, I BEG OF YOU. THERE'S SOMEWHERE I NOW LEAVE ME, ANTHONY, I BEG OF YOU. THERE'S SOMEWHERE I MUST GO, SOMETHING I MUST FIND OF YOU. THERE'S SOMEWHERE I MUST GO, SOMETHING I MUST FIND OUT NOW AND ALONE. MUST GO, SOMETHING I MUST FIND OUT NOW AND ALONE. >> BUT SURELY WE WILL MEET OUT NOW AND ALONE. >> BUT SURELY WE WILL MEET AGAIN BEFORE I'M OFF TO >> BUT SURELY WE WILL MEET AGAIN BEFORE I'M OFF TO PLYMOUTH! AGAIN BEFORE I'M OFF TO PLYMOUTH! >> IF YOU WANT, YOU MAY WELL PLYMOUTH! >> IF YOU WANT, YOU MAY WELL FIND ME AROUND FLEET STREET, I >> IF YOU WANT, YOU MAY WELL FIND ME AROUND FLEET STREET, I SHOULDN'T WONDER. FIND ME AROUND FLEET STREET, I SHOULDN'T WONDER. >> AH, WELL, UNTIL THEN, MR. SHOULDN'T WONDER. >> AH, WELL, UNTIL THEN, MR. TODD. THERE'S A HOLE IN THE WORLD THERE'S A HOLE IN THE WORLD LIKE A GREAT BLACK PIT THERE'S A HOLE IN THE WORLD LIKE A GREAT BLACK PIT AND IT'S FILLED WITH PEOPLE LIKE A GREAT BLACK PIT AND IT'S FILLED WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE FILLED WITH... AND IT'S FILLED WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE FILLED WITH... AND THE VERMIN OF THE WORLD WHO ARE FILLED WITH... AND THE VERMIN OF THE WORLD INHABIT IT

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>> OH! A CUSTOMER!

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>> OH! A CUSTOMER! OH, WAIT, WHAT'S YER RUSH? >> OH! A CUSTOMER! OH, WAIT, WHAT'S YER RUSH? WHAT'S YER HURRY? OH, WAIT, WHAT'S YER RUSH? WHAT'S YER HURRY? YOU GAVE ME SUCH A FRIGHT WHAT'S YER HURRY? YOU GAVE ME SUCH A FRIGHT I THOUGHT YOU WAS A GHOST YOU GAVE ME SUCH A FRIGHT I THOUGHT YOU WAS A GHOST HALF A MINUTE, CAN'TCHER? I THOUGHT YOU WAS A GHOST HALF A MINUTE, CAN'TCHER? SIT, SIT YE DOWN, SIT HALF A MINUTE, CAN'TCHER? SIT, SIT YE DOWN, SIT ALL I MEANT IS THAT I SIT, SIT YE DOWN, SIT ALL I MEANT IS THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN A CUSTOMER ALL I MEANT IS THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN A CUSTOMER FOR WEEKS HAVEN'T SEEN A CUSTOMER FOR WEEKS DID YOU COME HERE FOR WEEKS DID YOU COME HERE FOR A PIE, SIR? DID YOU COME HERE FOR A PIE, SIR? DO FORGIVE ME IF ME HEAD'S FOR A PIE, SIR? DO FORGIVE ME IF ME HEAD'S A LITTLE VAGUE DO FORGIVE ME IF ME HEAD'S A LITTLE VAGUE OH, GOD, WHAT'S THAT? A LITTLE VAGUE OH, GOD, WHAT'S THAT? BUT YOU'D THINK WE HAD OH, GOD, WHAT'S THAT? BUT YOU'D THINK WE HAD THE PLAGUE BUT YOU'D THINK WE HAD THE PLAGUE WITH THE WAY THAT PEOPLE THE PLAGUE WITH THE WAY THAT PEOPLE KEEP AVOIDING WITH THE WAY THAT PEOPLE KEEP AVOIDING NO, YOU DON'T KEEP AVOIDING NO, YOU DON'T HEAVEN KNOWS I TRY, SIR NO, YOU DON'T HEAVEN KNOWS I TRY, SIR YICH! HEAVEN KNOWS I TRY, SIR YICH! BUT THERE'S NO ONE COMES IN YICH! BUT THERE'S NO ONE COMES IN EVEN TO INHALE BUT THERE'S NO ONE COMES IN EVEN TO INHALE RIGHT YOU ARE, SIR EVEN TO INHALE RIGHT YOU ARE, SIR WOULD YOU LIKE A DROP OF ALE? RIGHT YOU ARE, SIR WOULD YOU LIKE A DROP OF ALE? MIND YOU, I CAN'T HARDLY WOULD YOU LIKE A DROP OF ALE? MIND YOU, I CAN'T HARDLY BLAME THEM MIND YOU, I CAN'T HARDLY BLAME THEM THESE ARE PROBABLY BLAME THEM THESE ARE PROBABLY THE WORST PIES IN LONDON THESE ARE PROBABLY THE WORST PIES IN LONDON I KNOW WHY NOBODY CARES THE WORST PIES IN LONDON I KNOW WHY NOBODY CARES TO TAKE THEM I KNOW WHY NOBODY CARES TO TAKE THEM I SHOULD KNOW TO TAKE THEM I SHOULD KNOW I MAKE THEM I SHOULD KNOW I MAKE THEM BUT GOOD? NO I MAKE THEM BUT GOOD? NO THE WORST PIES IN LONDON BUT GOOD? NO THE WORST PIES IN LONDON EVEN THAT'S POLITE THE WORST PIES IN LONDON EVEN THAT'S POLITE THE WORST PIES IN LONDON EVEN THAT'S POLITE THE WORST PIES IN LONDON IF YOU DOUBT IT, TAKE A BITE IS THAT JUST DISGUSTING? IS THAT JUST DISGUSTING? YOU HAVE TO CONCEDE IT IS THAT JUST DISGUSTING? YOU HAVE TO CONCEDE IT IT'S NOTHING BUT CRUSTING YOU HAVE TO CONCEDE IT IT'S NOTHING BUT CRUSTING HERE, DRINK THIS, YOU'LL NEED IT IT'S NOTHING BUT CRUSTING HERE, DRINK THIS, YOU'LL NEED IT THE WORST PIES IN LONDON HERE, DRINK THIS, YOU'LL NEED IT THE WORST PIES IN LONDON AND NO WONDER WITH THE PRICE THE WORST PIES IN LONDON AND NO WONDER WITH THE PRICE OF MEAT AND NO WONDER WITH THE PRICE OF MEAT WHAT IT IS WHEN YOU GET IT OF MEAT WHAT IT IS WHEN YOU GET IT NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIVE WHAT IT IS WHEN YOU GET IT NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIVE TO SEE THE DAY NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIVE TO SEE THE DAY MEN'D THINK IT WAS A TREAT TO SEE THE DAY MEN'D THINK IT WAS A TREAT FINDING POOR MEN'D THINK IT WAS A TREAT FINDING POOR ANIMALS FINDING POOR ANIMALS WOT ARE DYING IN THE STREET ANIMALS WOT ARE DYING IN THE STREET MRS. MOONEY HAS A PIE SHOP WOT ARE DYING IN THE STREET MRS. MOONEY HAS A PIE SHOP DOES A BUSINESS MRS. MOONEY HAS A PIE SHOP DOES A BUSINESS BUT I NOTICE SOMETHING WEIRD DOES A BUSINESS BUT I NOTICE SOMETHING WEIRD LATELY ALL HER NEIGHBORS' CATS BUT I NOTICE SOMETHING WEIRD LATELY ALL HER NEIGHBORS' CATS HAVE DISAPPEARED LATELY ALL HER NEIGHBORS' CATS HAVE DISAPPEARED HAVE TO HAND IT TO HER HAVE DISAPPEARED HAVE TO HAND IT TO HER WOT I CALLS ENTERPRISE HAVE TO HAND IT TO HER WOT I CALLS ENTERPRISE POPPING PUSSIES INTO PIES WOT I CALLS ENTERPRISE POPPING PUSSIES INTO PIES WOULDN'T DO IN MY SHOP POPPING PUSSIES INTO PIES WOULDN'T DO IN MY SHOP JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT'S ENOUGH WOULDN'T DO IN MY SHOP JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU SICK JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU SICK AND I'M TELLING YOU TO MAKE YOU SICK AND I'M TELLING YOU THEM PUSSY CATS IS QUICK AND I'M TELLING YOU THEM PUSSY CATS IS QUICK NO DENYING TIMES IS HARD, SIR THEM PUSSY CATS IS QUICK NO DENYING TIMES IS HARD, SIR EVEN HARDER THAN THE WORST PIES NO DENYING TIMES IS HARD, SIR EVEN HARDER THAN THE WORST PIES IN LONDON EVEN HARDER THAN THE WORST PIES IN LONDON ONLY LARD AND NOTHING MORE IN LONDON ONLY LARD AND NOTHING MORE IS THAT JUST REVOLTING? ONLY LARD AND NOTHING MORE IS THAT JUST REVOLTING? ALL GREASY AND GRITTY IS THAT JUST REVOLTING? ALL GREASY AND GRITTY IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S MOLTING ALL GREASY AND GRITTY IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S MOLTING AND TASTES LIKE IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S MOLTING AND TASTES LIKE EWW AND TASTES LIKE EWW WELL, PITY EWW WELL, PITY A WOMAN ALONE WELL, PITY A WOMAN ALONE WITH LIMITED WIND A WOMAN ALONE WITH LIMITED WIND AND THE WORST PIES IN LONDON WITH LIMITED WIND AND THE WORST PIES IN LONDON AH, SIR AND THE WORST PIES IN LONDON AH, SIR TIMES IS HARD AH, SIR TIMES IS HARD TIMES IS HARD TIMES IS HARD TIMES IS HARD

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SPIT IT OUT, DEAR. GO ON. SPIT SPIT IT OUT, DEAR. GO ON. SPIT IT OUT. ON THE FLOOR. THERE'S SPIT IT OUT, DEAR. GO ON. SPIT IT OUT. ON THE FLOOR. THERE'S WORSE THINGS THAN THAT DOWN IT OUT. ON THE FLOOR. THERE'S WORSE THINGS THAN THAT DOWN THERE. WORSE THINGS THAN THAT DOWN THERE. >>

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THERE. >>

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>> THAT'S MY BOY. >>

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>> THAT'S MY BOY. >> ISN'T THAT A ROOM UP THERE >> THAT'S MY BOY. >> ISN'T THAT A ROOM UP THERE ABOVE THE PIE SHOP? IF TIMES >> ISN'T THAT A ROOM UP THERE ABOVE THE PIE SHOP? IF TIMES ARE SO HARD, WHY DON'T YOU RENT ABOVE THE PIE SHOP? IF TIMES ARE SO HARD, WHY DON'T YOU RENT IT OUT? IT SHOULD BRING IN ARE SO HARD, WHY DON'T YOU RENT IT OUT? IT SHOULD BRING IN SOMETHING. IT OUT? IT SHOULD BRING IN SOMETHING. >> UP THERE? NO ONE WILL GO SOMETHING. >> UP THERE? NO ONE WILL GO NEAR THERE, DEAR. PEOPLE THINK >> UP THERE? NO ONE WILL GO NEAR THERE, DEAR. PEOPLE THINK IT'S HAUNTED. NEAR THERE, DEAR. PEOPLE THINK IT'S HAUNTED. SEE, YEARS AGO, SOMETHING IT'S HAUNTED. SEE, YEARS AGO, SOMETHING HAPPENED UP THERE, SOMETHING SEE, YEARS AGO, SOMETHING HAPPENED UP THERE, SOMETHING NOT VERY NICE. HAPPENED UP THERE, SOMETHING NOT VERY NICE. THERE WAS A BARBER NOT VERY NICE. THERE WAS A BARBER AND HIS WIFE THERE WAS A BARBER AND HIS WIFE AND HE WAS BEAUTIFUL AND HIS WIFE AND HE WAS BEAUTIFUL A PROPER ARTIST AND HE WAS BEAUTIFUL A PROPER ARTIST WITH A KNIFE A PROPER ARTIST WITH A KNIFE BUT THEY TRANSPORTED HIM WITH A KNIFE BUT THEY TRANSPORTED HIM FOR LIFE BUT THEY TRANSPORTED HIM FOR LIFE AND HE WAS BEAUTIFUL FOR LIFE AND HE WAS BEAUTIFUL BARKER, HIS NAME WAS. BENJAMIN AND HE WAS BEAUTIFUL BARKER, HIS NAME WAS. BENJAMIN BARKER. BARKER, HIS NAME WAS. BENJAMIN BARKER. >> TRANSPORTED? WHAT WAS HIS BARKER. >> TRANSPORTED? WHAT WAS HIS CRIME? >> TRANSPORTED? WHAT WAS HIS CRIME? >> HA HA. FOOLISHNESS. CRIME? >> HA HA. FOOLISHNESS. HE HAD THIS WIFE, YOU SEE >> HA HA. FOOLISHNESS. HE HAD THIS WIFE, YOU SEE PRETTY LITTLE THING HE HAD THIS WIFE, YOU SEE PRETTY LITTLE THING SILLY LITTLE NIT PRETTY LITTLE THING SILLY LITTLE NIT HAD HER CHANCE FOR THE MOON SILLY LITTLE NIT HAD HER CHANCE FOR THE MOON ON A STRING HAD HER CHANCE FOR THE MOON ON A STRING POOR THING, POOR THING ON A STRING POOR THING, POOR THING THERE WERE THESE TWO, YOU SEE POOR THING, POOR THING THERE WERE THESE TWO, YOU SEE WANTED HER LIKE MAD THERE WERE THESE TWO, YOU SEE WANTED HER LIKE MAD ONE OF 'EM A JUDGE WANTED HER LIKE MAD ONE OF 'EM A JUDGE T'OTHER ONE HIS BEADLE ONE OF 'EM A JUDGE T'OTHER ONE HIS BEADLE EVERY DAY THEY'D NUDGE T'OTHER ONE HIS BEADLE EVERY DAY THEY'D NUDGE AND THEY'D WHEEDLE EVERY DAY THEY'D NUDGE AND THEY'D WHEEDLE STILL SHE WOULDN'T BUDGE AND THEY'D WHEEDLE STILL SHE WOULDN'T BUDGE FROM HER NEEDLE STILL SHE WOULDN'T BUDGE FROM HER NEEDLE TOO BAD, PURE THING FROM HER NEEDLE TOO BAD, PURE THING SO THEY MERELY SHIPPED TOO BAD, PURE THING SO THEY MERELY SHIPPED THE POOR BLIGHTER OFF SOUTH SO THEY MERELY SHIPPED THE POOR BLIGHTER OFF SOUTH THEY DID THE POOR BLIGHTER OFF SOUTH THEY DID LEAVING HER WITH NOTHING THEY DID LEAVING HER WITH NOTHING BUT GRIEF AND A YEAR-OLD KID LEAVING HER WITH NOTHING BUT GRIEF AND A YEAR-OLD KID DID SHE USE HER HEAD EVEN THEN? BUT GRIEF AND A YEAR-OLD KID DID SHE USE HER HEAD EVEN THEN? OH, NO, GOD FORBID DID SHE USE HER HEAD EVEN THEN? OH, NO, GOD FORBID POOR FOOL OH, NO, GOD FORBID POOR FOOL AH, BUT THERE WAS WORSE YET POOR FOOL AH, BUT THERE WAS WORSE YET TO COME AH, BUT THERE WAS WORSE YET TO COME POOR THING TO COME POOR THING JOHANNA, THAT WAS THE BABY'S POOR THING JOHANNA, THAT WAS THE BABY'S NAME. JOHANNA, THAT WAS THE BABY'S NAME. PRETTY LITTLE JOHANNA. NAME. PRETTY LITTLE JOHANNA. >> GO ON. PRETTY LITTLE JOHANNA. >> GO ON. >> MY, BUT YOU DO LIKE A GOOD >> GO ON. >> MY, BUT YOU DO LIKE A GOOD STORY, DON'T YOU? >> MY, BUT YOU DO LIKE A GOOD STORY, DON'T YOU? WELL, BEADLE CALLS ON HER STORY, DON'T YOU? WELL, BEADLE CALLS ON HER ALL POLITE WELL, BEADLE CALLS ON HER ALL POLITE POOR THING, POOR THING ALL POLITE POOR THING, POOR THING THE JUDGE, HE TELLS HER POOR THING, POOR THING THE JUDGE, HE TELLS HER IS ALL CONTRITE THE JUDGE, HE TELLS HER IS ALL CONTRITE HE BLAMES HIMSELF FOR HER IS ALL CONTRITE HE BLAMES HIMSELF FOR HER DREADFUL PLIGHT HE BLAMES HIMSELF FOR HER DREADFUL PLIGHT SHE MUST COME STRAIGHT DREADFUL PLIGHT SHE MUST COME STRAIGHT TO HIS HOUSE TONIGHT SHE MUST COME STRAIGHT TO HIS HOUSE TONIGHT POOR THING, POOR THING OF COURSE WHEN SHE GOES THERE OF COURSE WHEN SHE GOES THERE POOR THING, POOR THING OF COURSE WHEN SHE GOES THERE POOR THING, POOR THING THEY'RE HAVIN' THIS BALL POOR THING, POOR THING THEY'RE HAVIN' THIS BALL ALL IN MASKS THEY'RE HAVIN' THIS BALL ALL IN MASKS THERE'S NO ONE SHE KNOWS THERE ALL IN MASKS THERE'S NO ONE SHE KNOWS THERE POOR DEAR, POOR THING THERE'S NO ONE SHE KNOWS THERE POOR DEAR, POOR THING SHE WANDERS TORMENTED POOR DEAR, POOR THING SHE WANDERS TORMENTED AND DRINKS SHE WANDERS TORMENTED AND DRINKS POOR THING AND DRINKS POOR THING THE JUDGE HAS REPENTED POOR THING THE JUDGE HAS REPENTED SHE THINKS THE JUDGE HAS REPENTED SHE THINKS POOR THING SHE THINKS POOR THING "OH, WHERE IS JUDGE TURPIN?" POOR THING "OH, WHERE IS JUDGE TURPIN?" SHE ASKS "OH, WHERE IS JUDGE TURPIN?" SHE ASKS HE WAS THERE, ALL RIGHT SHE ASKS HE WAS THERE, ALL RIGHT ONLY NOT SO CONTRITE SHE WASN'T NO MATCH SHE WASN'T NO MATCH FOR SUCH CRAFT, YOU SEE SHE WASN'T NO MATCH FOR SUCH CRAFT, YOU SEE AND EVERYONE THOUGHT IT FOR SUCH CRAFT, YOU SEE AND EVERYONE THOUGHT IT SO DROLL AND EVERYONE THOUGHT IT SO DROLL THEY FIGURED SHE HAD TO BE DAFT SO DROLL THEY FIGURED SHE HAD TO BE DAFT YOU SEE THEY FIGURED SHE HAD TO BE DAFT YOU SEE SO ALL OF 'EM STOOD THERE YOU SEE SO ALL OF 'EM STOOD THERE AND LAUGHED, YOU SEE SO ALL OF 'EM STOOD THERE AND LAUGHED, YOU SEE POOR SOUL AND LAUGHED, YOU SEE POOR SOUL POOR THING POOR SOUL POOR THING >> NOOOOOO! NO! WOULD NO ONE POOR THING >> NOOOOOO! NO! WOULD NO ONE HAVE MERCY ON HER? >> NOOOOOO! NO! WOULD NO ONE HAVE MERCY ON HER? >> SO IT IS YOU! BENJAMIN HAVE MERCY ON HER? >> SO IT IS YOU! BENJAMIN BARKER. >> SO IT IS YOU! BENJAMIN BARKER. >> NOT BARKER! TODD NOW! BARKER. >> NOT BARKER! TODD NOW! SWEENEY TODD! WHERE IS SHE? >> NOT BARKER! TODD NOW! SWEENEY TODD! WHERE IS SHE? >> SO CHANGED! GOOD GOD! WHAT SWEENEY TODD! WHERE IS SHE? >> SO CHANGED! GOOD GOD! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU DOWN IN >> SO CHANGED! GOOD GOD! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU DOWN IN BLOODY AUSTRALIA OR WHEREVER? DID THEY DO TO YOU DOWN IN BLOODY AUSTRALIA OR WHEREVER? >> WHERE IS MY WIFE? WHERE IS BLOODY AUSTRALIA OR WHEREVER? >> WHERE IS MY WIFE? WHERE IS LUCY? >> WHERE IS MY WIFE? WHERE IS LUCY? >> SHE POISONED HERSELF. LUCY? >> SHE POISONED HERSELF. ARSENIC FROM THE APOTHECARY ON >> SHE POISONED HERSELF. ARSENIC FROM THE APOTHECARY ON THE CORNER. I TRIED TO STOP ARSENIC FROM THE APOTHECARY ON THE CORNER. I TRIED TO STOP HER, BUT SHE WOULDN'T LISTEN TO THE CORNER. I TRIED TO STOP HER, BUT SHE WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME. HER, BUT SHE WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME. >> AND MY DAUGHTER? ME. >> AND MY DAUGHTER? >> JOHANNA? HE'S GOT HER. >> AND MY DAUGHTER? >> JOHANNA? HE'S GOT HER. >> HE? JUDGE TURPIN? >> JOHANNA? HE'S GOT HER. >> HE? JUDGE TURPIN? HE ADOPTED HER LIKE HIS OWN. >> HE? JUDGE TURPIN? HE ADOPTED HER LIKE HIS OWN. YOU COULD SAY IT WAS GOOD LUCK HE ADOPTED HER LIKE HIS OWN. YOU COULD SAY IT WAS GOOD LUCK FOR HER ALMOST. YOU COULD SAY IT WAS GOOD LUCK FOR HER ALMOST. >> 15 YEARS OF SWEATING IN A FOR HER ALMOST. >> 15 YEARS OF SWEATING IN A LIVING HELL ON A TRUMPED UP >> 15 YEARS OF SWEATING IN A LIVING HELL ON A TRUMPED UP CHARGE. 15 YEARS OF DREAMING LIVING HELL ON A TRUMPED UP CHARGE. 15 YEARS OF DREAMING THAT, PERHAPS, I'D COME HOME TO CHARGE. 15 YEARS OF DREAMING THAT, PERHAPS, I'D COME HOME TO A LOVING WIFE AND CHILD. LET THEM QUAKE IN THEIR LET THEM QUAKE IN THEIR BOOTS--JUDGE TURPIN AND THE LET THEM QUAKE IN THEIR BOOTS--JUDGE TURPIN AND THE BEADLE--FOR THEIR HOUR HAS COME. BOOTS--JUDGE TURPIN AND THE BEADLE--FOR THEIR HOUR HAS COME. >> WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA GET 'EM? BEADLE--FOR THEIR HOUR HAS COME. >> WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA GET 'EM? YOU? A BLEEDING LITTLE NOBODY >> WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA GET 'EM? YOU? A BLEEDING LITTLE NOBODY OF A RUNAWAY CONVICT? DON'T YOU? A BLEEDING LITTLE NOBODY OF A RUNAWAY CONVICT? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. YOU GOT ANY OF A RUNAWAY CONVICT? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH. YOU GOT ANY MONEY? LISTEN TO ME! HAVE YOU MAKE ME LAUGH. YOU GOT ANY MONEY? LISTEN TO ME! HAVE YOU GOT ANY MONEY? MONEY? LISTEN TO ME! HAVE YOU GOT ANY MONEY? >> NO MONEY. GOT ANY MONEY? >> NO MONEY. >> WELL, HOW YOU GOING TO LIVE >> NO MONEY. >> WELL, HOW YOU GOING TO LIVE EVEN? >> WELL, HOW YOU GOING TO LIVE EVEN? I'LL LIVE. IF I HAVE TO SWEAT EVEN? I'LL LIVE. IF I HAVE TO SWEAT IN THE SEWERS OR IN THE PLAGUE I'LL LIVE. IF I HAVE TO SWEAT IN THE SEWERS OR IN THE PLAGUE HOSPITAL, I'LL LIVE, AND I'LL IN THE SEWERS OR IN THE PLAGUE HOSPITAL, I'LL LIVE, AND I'LL HAVE THEM. HOSPITAL, I'LL LIVE, AND I'LL HAVE THEM. >> OH, YOU POOR THING! YOU POOR HAVE THEM. >> OH, YOU POOR THING! YOU POOR TH--OHH! WAIT! AH! IT DON'T >> OH, YOU POOR THING! YOU POOR TH--OHH! WAIT! AH! IT DON'T HAVE TO BE THE PLAGUE HOSPITAL TH--OHH! WAIT! AH! IT DON'T HAVE TO BE THE PLAGUE HOSPITAL OR THE SEWERS. WAIT. OH! HAVE TO BE THE PLAGUE HOSPITAL OR THE SEWERS. WAIT. OH! SEE? I HID 'EM WHEN THEY COME OR THE SEWERS. WAIT. OH! SEE? I HID 'EM WHEN THEY COME FOR THE LITTLE GIRL. I THOUGHT, SEE? I HID 'EM WHEN THEY COME FOR THE LITTLE GIRL. I THOUGHT, "WHO KNOWS? MAYBE THE POOR FOR THE LITTLE GIRL. I THOUGHT, "WHO KNOWS? MAYBE THE POOR SILLY BLIGHTER'LL BE BACK AGAIN "WHO KNOWS? MAYBE THE POOR SILLY BLIGHTER'LL BE BACK AGAIN SOMEDAY AND NEED 'EM." CRACKED SILLY BLIGHTER'LL BE BACK AGAIN SOMEDAY AND NEED 'EM." CRACKED IN THE HEAD, WASN'T I? TIMES AS SOMEDAY AND NEED 'EM." CRACKED IN THE HEAD, WASN'T I? TIMES AS HARD AS THEY ARE, I COULD HAVE IN THE HEAD, WASN'T I? TIMES AS HARD AS THEY ARE, I COULD HAVE GOT 5, MAYBE 10 QUID FOR HARD AS THEY ARE, I COULD HAVE GOT 5, MAYBE 10 QUID FOR 'EM, EASY. GOT 5, MAYBE 10 QUID FOR 'EM, EASY. SEE? 'EM, EASY. SEE? YOU CAN BE A BARBER AGAIN. MY, THEM HANDLES IS CHASED MY, THEM HANDLES IS CHASED SILVER, AIN'T THEY? MY, THEM HANDLES IS CHASED SILVER, AIN'T THEY? >> SILVER. SILVER, AIN'T THEY? >> SILVER. YES. >> SILVER. YES. THESE ARE MY FRIENDS YES. THESE ARE MY FRIENDS SEE HOW THEY GLISTEN THESE ARE MY FRIENDS SEE HOW THEY GLISTEN SEE THIS ONE SHINE SEE HOW THEY GLISTEN SEE THIS ONE SHINE HOW HE SMILES IN THE LIGHT SEE THIS ONE SHINE HOW HE SMILES IN THE LIGHT MY FRIEND, MY FAITHFUL FRIEND HOW HE SMILES IN THE LIGHT MY FRIEND, MY FAITHFUL FRIEND SPEAK TO ME, FRIEND MY FRIEND, MY FAITHFUL FRIEND SPEAK TO ME, FRIEND WHISPER, I'LL LISTEN SPEAK TO ME, FRIEND WHISPER, I'LL LISTEN I KNOW, I KNOW WHISPER, I'LL LISTEN I KNOW, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN LOCKED I KNOW, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF SIGHT YOU'VE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF SIGHT ALL THESE YEARS OUT OF SIGHT ALL THESE YEARS LIKE ME, MY FRIEND ALL THESE YEARS LIKE ME, MY FRIEND WELL, I'VE COME HOME LIKE ME, MY FRIEND WELL, I'VE COME HOME TO FIND YOU WAITING WELL, I'VE COME HOME TO FIND YOU WAITING HOME TO FIND YOU WAITING HOME AND WE'RE TOGETHER HOME AND WE'RE TOGETHER AND WE'LL DO WONDERS AND WE'RE TOGETHER AND WE'LL DO WONDERS WON'T WE? AND WE'LL DO WONDERS WON'T WE? YOU THERE, MY FRIEND WON'T WE? YOU THERE, MY FRIEND >> I'M YOUR FRIEND, TOO YOU THERE, MY FRIEND >> I'M YOUR FRIEND, TOO >> COME, LET ME >> I'M YOUR FRIEND, TOO >> COME, LET ME >> MR. TODD >> COME, LET ME >> MR. TODD >> HOLD YOU >> MR. TODD >> HOLD YOU >> IF YOU ONLY KNEW, MR. TODD >> HOLD YOU >> IF YOU ONLY KNEW, MR. TODD >> NOW, WITH A SIGH YOU GROW >> IF YOU ONLY KNEW, MR. TODD >> NOW, WITH A SIGH YOU GROW >> OOH, MR. TODD, YOU'RE WARM >> NOW, WITH A SIGH YOU GROW >> OOH, MR. TODD, YOU'RE WARM >> WARM IN MY HAND, MY FRIEND >> OOH, MR. TODD, YOU'RE WARM >> WARM IN MY HAND, MY FRIEND >> YOU'VE COME HOME >> WARM IN MY HAND, MY FRIEND >> YOU'VE COME HOME >> MY CLEVER FRIEND >> YOU'VE COME HOME >> MY CLEVER FRIEND >> ALWAYS HAD A FONDNESS >> MY CLEVER FRIEND >> ALWAYS HAD A FONDNESS FOR YOU, I DID >> ALWAYS HAD A FONDNESS FOR YOU, I DID >> REST NOW, MY FRIENDS FOR YOU, I DID >> REST NOW, MY FRIENDS >> NEVER YOU FEAR, MR. TODD >> REST NOW, MY FRIENDS >> NEVER YOU FEAR, MR. TODD >> SOON I'LL UNFOLD YOU >> NEVER YOU FEAR, MR. TODD >> SOON I'LL UNFOLD YOU >> YOU CAN MOVE IN HERE >> SOON I'LL UNFOLD YOU >> YOU CAN MOVE IN HERE MR. TODD >> YOU CAN MOVE IN HERE MR. TODD >> SOON YOU'LL KNOW MR. TODD >> SOON YOU'LL KNOW SPLENDORS YOU NEVER >> SOON YOU'LL KNOW SPLENDORS YOU NEVER HAVE DREAMED SPLENDORS YOU NEVER HAVE DREAMED ALL YOUR DAYS HAVE DREAMED ALL YOUR DAYS >> WILL BE YOURS ALL YOUR DAYS >> WILL BE YOURS >> MY LUCKY FRIENDS >> WILL BE YOURS >> MY LUCKY FRIENDS >> I'M YOUR FRIEND >> MY LUCKY FRIENDS >> I'M YOUR FRIEND >> TILL NOW YOUR SHINE >> I'M YOUR FRIEND >> TILL NOW YOUR SHINE >> AND YOU'RE MINE >> TILL NOW YOUR SHINE >> AND YOU'RE MINE DON'T THEY SHINE BEAUTIFUL? >> AND YOU'RE MINE DON'T THEY SHINE BEAUTIFUL? >> WAS MERELY SILVER DON'T THEY SHINE BEAUTIFUL? >> WAS MERELY SILVER >> SILVER'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME >> WAS MERELY SILVER >> SILVER'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME >> FRIENDS >> SILVER'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME >> FRIENDS >> MR. T >> FRIENDS >> MR. T >> WE SHALL DRIP RUBIES >> MR. T >> WE SHALL DRIP RUBIES WE'LL SOON DRIP PRECIOUS >> WE SHALL DRIP RUBIES WE'LL SOON DRIP PRECIOUS RUBIES WE'LL SOON DRIP PRECIOUS RUBIES HEH HEH. AT LAST, MY RIGHT ARM IS AT LAST, MY RIGHT ARM IS COMPLETE AGAIN! AT LAST, MY RIGHT ARM IS COMPLETE AGAIN! LIFT YOUR RAZOR HIGH COMPLETE AGAIN! LIFT YOUR RAZOR HIGH SWEENEY LIFT YOUR RAZOR HIGH SWEENEY HEAR IT SINGING, "YESSS" SWEENEY HEAR IT SINGING, "YESSS" SINK IT IN THE ROSY SKIN HEAR IT SINGING, "YESSS" SINK IT IN THE ROSY SKIN OF RIGHTEOUSNESS SINK IT IN THE ROSY SKIN OF RIGHTEOUSNESS >> HIS VOICE WAS SOFT OF RIGHTEOUSNESS >> HIS VOICE WAS SOFT HIS MANNER MILD >> HIS VOICE WAS SOFT HIS MANNER MILD >> HE SELDOM LAUGHED HIS MANNER MILD >> HE SELDOM LAUGHED BUT HE OFTEN SMILED >> HE SELDOM LAUGHED BUT HE OFTEN SMILED >> HE'D SEEN HOW BUT HE OFTEN SMILED >> HE'D SEEN HOW CIVILIZED MEN BEHAVE >> HE'D SEEN HOW CIVILIZED MEN BEHAVE >> HE NEVER FORGOT CIVILIZED MEN BEHAVE >> HE NEVER FORGOT AND HE NEVER FORGAVE >> HE NEVER FORGOT AND HE NEVER FORGAVE >> NOT SWEENEY AND HE NEVER FORGAVE >> NOT SWEENEY NOT SWEENEY TODD >> NOT SWEENEY NOT SWEENEY TODD THE DEMON BARBER NOT SWEENEY TODD THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET

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>> AND HOW ARE THEY TODAY? >> AND HOW ARE THEY TODAY? >> HUNGRY AS ALWAYS, MISS >> AND HOW ARE THEY TODAY? >> HUNGRY AS ALWAYS, MISS JOHANNA. GREEN FINCH AND LINNET BIRD GREEN FINCH AND LINNET BIRD NIGHTINGALE, BLACKBIRD GREEN FINCH AND LINNET BIRD NIGHTINGALE, BLACKBIRD HOW IS IT YOU SING? NIGHTINGALE, BLACKBIRD HOW IS IT YOU SING? HOW CAN YOU JUBILATE HOW IS IT YOU SING? HOW CAN YOU JUBILATE SITTING IN CAGES HOW CAN YOU JUBILATE SITTING IN CAGES NEVER TAKING WING? SITTING IN CAGES NEVER TAKING WING? OUTSIDE THE SKY WAITS NEVER TAKING WING? OUTSIDE THE SKY WAITS BECKONING, BECKONING OUTSIDE THE SKY WAITS BECKONING, BECKONING JUST BEYOND THE BARS BECKONING, BECKONING JUST BEYOND THE BARS HOW CAN YOU REMAIN JUST BEYOND THE BARS HOW CAN YOU REMAIN STARING AT THE RAIN HOW CAN YOU REMAIN STARING AT THE RAIN MADDENED BY THE STARS? STARING AT THE RAIN MADDENED BY THE STARS? HOW IS IT YOU SING ANYTHING? MADDENED BY THE STARS? HOW IS IT YOU SING ANYTHING? HOW IS IT YOU SING? HOW IS IT YOU SING ANYTHING? HOW IS IT YOU SING? GREEN FINCH AND LINNET BIRD HOW IS IT YOU SING? GREEN FINCH AND LINNET BIRD NIGHTINGALE, BLACKBIRD GREEN FINCH AND LINNET BIRD NIGHTINGALE, BLACKBIRD HOW IS IT YOU SING? NIGHTINGALE, BLACKBIRD HOW IS IT YOU SING? WHENCE COMES THIS MELODY HOW IS IT YOU SING? WHENCE COMES THIS MELODY CONSTANTLY FLOWING? WHENCE COMES THIS MELODY CONSTANTLY FLOWING? IS IT REJOICING CONSTANTLY FLOWING? IS IT REJOICING OR MERELY HALLOING? IS IT REJOICING OR MERELY HALLOING? ARE YOU DISCUSSING OR FUSSING OR MERELY HALLOING? ARE YOU DISCUSSING OR FUSSING OR SIMPLY DREAMING? ARE YOU DISCUSSING OR FUSSING OR SIMPLY DREAMING? ARE YOU CROWING? OR SIMPLY DREAMING? ARE YOU CROWING? ARE YOU SCREAMING? ARE YOU CROWING? ARE YOU SCREAMING? RINGDOVE AND ROBINET ARE YOU SCREAMING? RINGDOVE AND ROBINET IS IT FOR WAGES RINGDOVE AND ROBINET IS IT FOR WAGES SINGING TO BE SOLD? IS IT FOR WAGES SINGING TO BE SOLD? HAVE YOU DECIDED IT'S SINGING TO BE SOLD? HAVE YOU DECIDED IT'S SAFER IN CAGES HAVE YOU DECIDED IT'S SAFER IN CAGES SINGING WHEN YOU'RE TOLD? SAFER IN CAGES SINGING WHEN YOU'RE TOLD? MY CAGE HAS MANY ROOMS SINGING WHEN YOU'RE TOLD? MY CAGE HAS MANY ROOMS DAMASK AND DARK MY CAGE HAS MANY ROOMS DAMASK AND DARK NOTHING THERE SINGS DAMASK AND DARK NOTHING THERE SINGS NOT EVEN MY LARK NOTHING THERE SINGS NOT EVEN MY LARK LARKS NEVER WILL, YOU KNOW NOT EVEN MY LARK LARKS NEVER WILL, YOU KNOW WHEN THEY'RE CAPTIVE LARKS NEVER WILL, YOU KNOW WHEN THEY'RE CAPTIVE TEACH ME TO BE MORE ADAPTIVE WHEN THEY'RE CAPTIVE TEACH ME TO BE MORE ADAPTIVE AHHHHHH AHHHH AH TEACH ME TO BE MORE ADAPTIVE AHHHHHH AHHHH AH GREEN FINCH AND LINNET BIRD AHHHHHH AHHHH AH GREEN FINCH AND LINNET BIRD NIGHTINGALE, BLACKBIRD GREEN FINCH AND LINNET BIRD NIGHTINGALE, BLACKBIRD TEACH ME HOW TO SING NIGHTINGALE, BLACKBIRD TEACH ME HOW TO SING IF I CANNOT FLY TEACH ME HOW TO SING IF I CANNOT FLY LET ME SING IF I CANNOT FLY LET ME SING I HAVE SAILED THE WORLD LET ME SING I HAVE SAILED THE WORLD BEHELD ITS WONDERS I HAVE SAILED THE WORLD BEHELD ITS WONDERS FROM THE PEARLS OF SPAIN BEHELD ITS WONDERS FROM THE PEARLS OF SPAIN TO THE RUBIES OF TIBET FROM THE PEARLS OF SPAIN TO THE RUBIES OF TIBET BUT NOT EVEN IN LONDON TO THE RUBIES OF TIBET BUT NOT EVEN IN LONDON HAVE I SEEN SUCH A WONDER BUT NOT EVEN IN LONDON HAVE I SEEN SUCH A WONDER LADY, LOOK AT ME HAVE I SEEN SUCH A WONDER LADY, LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME, MISS LADY, LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME, MISS OH, LOOK AT ME PLEASE LOOK AT ME, MISS OH, LOOK AT ME PLEASE OH, FAVOR ME, FAVOR ME OH, LOOK AT ME PLEASE OH, FAVOR ME, FAVOR ME WITH YOUR GLANCE OH, FAVOR ME, FAVOR ME WITH YOUR GLANCE AH, MISS WITH YOUR GLANCE AH, MISS WHAT DO YOU AH, MISS WHAT DO YOU WHAT DO YOU SEE OFF WHAT DO YOU WHAT DO YOU SEE OFF THERE IN THOSE TREES WHAT DO YOU SEE OFF THERE IN THOSE TREES OH, WON'T YOU GIVE THERE IN THOSE TREES OH, WON'T YOU GIVE WON'T YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE? OH, WON'T YOU GIVE WON'T YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE? WHO WOULD SAIL TO SPAIN WON'T YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE? WHO WOULD SAIL TO SPAIN FOR ALL ITS WONDERS WHO WOULD SAIL TO SPAIN FOR ALL ITS WONDERS WHEN IN KEARNEY'S LANE FOR ALL ITS WONDERS WHEN IN KEARNEY'S LANE LIES THE GREATEST WONDER YET? WHEN IN KEARNEY'S LANE LIES THE GREATEST WONDER YET? AH, MISS LIES THE GREATEST WONDER YET? AH, MISS LOOK AT YOU, LOOK AT YOU AH, MISS LOOK AT YOU, LOOK AT YOU PALE AND IVORY-SKINNED LOOK AT YOU, LOOK AT YOU PALE AND IVORY-SKINNED OH, LOOK AT YOU LOOKING PALE AND IVORY-SKINNED OH, LOOK AT YOU LOOKING SO SAD, SO QUEER OH, LOOK AT YOU LOOKING SO SAD, SO QUEER PROMISE SO SAD, SO QUEER PROMISE NOT TO RETREAT TO THE DARKNESS PROMISE NOT TO RETREAT TO THE DARKNESS BACK OF YOUR WINDOW NOT TO RETREAT TO THE DARKNESS BACK OF YOUR WINDOW NOT TILL YOU, NOT TILL YOU LOOK BACK OF YOUR WINDOW NOT TILL YOU, NOT TILL YOU LOOK DOWN HERE NOT TILL YOU, NOT TILL YOU LOOK DOWN HERE LOOK AT ME DOWN HERE LOOK AT ME >> GREEN FINCH AND LINNET BIRD LOOK AT ME >> GREEN FINCH AND LINNET BIRD NIGHTINGALE, BLACK BIRD >> GREEN FINCH AND LINNET BIRD NIGHTINGALE, BLACK BIRD >> LOOK AT ME NIGHTINGALE, BLACK BIRD >> LOOK AT ME >> TEACH ME HOW TO SING >> LOOK AT ME >> TEACH ME HOW TO SING IF I CANNOT FLY >> TEACH ME HOW TO SING IF I CANNOT FLY >> LOOK AT ME IF I CANNOT FLY >> LOOK AT ME >> LET ME SING ALMS, ALMS ALMS, ALMS FOR A MIS'RABLE WOMAN ALMS, ALMS FOR A MIS'RABLE WOMAN AH, BEG YOUR PARDON FOR A MIS'RABLE WOMAN AH, BEG YOUR PARDON IT'S YOU, SIR AH, BEG YOUR PARDON IT'S YOU, SIR THANK YOU IT'S YOU, SIR THANK YOU THANK YOU KINDLY THANK YOU THANK YOU KINDLY >> ONE MOMENT, MOTHER. PERHAPS THANK YOU KINDLY >> ONE MOMENT, MOTHER. PERHAPS YOU KNOW WHOSE HOUSE THIS IS? >> ONE MOMENT, MOTHER. PERHAPS YOU KNOW WHOSE HOUSE THIS IS? >> UH, THAT--THAT! THAT'S JUDGE YOU KNOW WHOSE HOUSE THIS IS? >> UH, THAT--THAT! THAT'S JUDGE TURPIN'S HOUSE, THAT IS. >> UH, THAT--THAT! THAT'S JUDGE TURPIN'S HOUSE, THAT IS. >> AND THE YOUNG LADY WHO TURPIN'S HOUSE, THAT IS. >> AND THE YOUNG LADY WHO RESIDES THERE? >> AND THE YOUNG LADY WHO RESIDES THERE? >> AH, HER? THAT'S JOHANNA, HIS RESIDES THERE? >> AH, HER? THAT'S JOHANNA, HIS PRETTY LITTLE WARD, BUT DON'T >> AH, HER? THAT'S JOHANNA, HIS PRETTY LITTLE WARD, BUT DON'T YOU GO TRESPASSING THERE, YOUNG PRETTY LITTLE WARD, BUT DON'T YOU GO TRESPASSING THERE, YOUNG MAN! NOT IF YOU VALUE YOUR YOU GO TRESPASSING THERE, YOUNG MAN! NOT IF YOU VALUE YOUR HIDE! TAMPER THERE, AND THERE'S MAN! NOT IF YOU VALUE YOUR HIDE! TAMPER THERE, AND THERE'S A GOOD WHIPPING FOR YOU HIDE! TAMPER THERE, AND THERE'S A GOOD WHIPPING FOR YOU OR FOR ANY OTHER YOUTH WITH A GOOD WHIPPING FOR YOU OR FOR ANY OTHER YOUTH WITH MISCHIEF ON HIS MIND. OR FOR ANY OTHER YOUTH WITH MISCHIEF ON HIS MIND. HEY, HOY, SAILOR BOY MISCHIEF ON HIS MIND. HEY, HOY, SAILOR BOY WANT IT SNUGLY HARBORED? HEY, HOY, SAILOR BOY WANT IT SNUGLY HARBORED? OPEN ME GATE WANT IT SNUGLY HARBORED? OPEN ME GATE BUT DOCK IT STRAIGHT OPEN ME GATE BUT DOCK IT STRAIGHT I SEE IT LISTS TO STARBOARD BUT DOCK IT STRAIGHT I SEE IT LISTS TO STARBOARD >> HERE. TAKE IT AND OFF WITH I SEE IT LISTS TO STARBOARD >> HERE. TAKE IT AND OFF WITH YOU. >> HERE. TAKE IT AND OFF WITH YOU. >> OFF! YOU. >> OFF! >> OFF! >> OFF! >> OFF! >> JOHANNA! JOHANNA! >> OFF! >> JOHANNA! JOHANNA! >> I'LL HAVE ONE THOSE. >> JOHANNA! JOHANNA! >> I'LL HAVE ONE THOSE.

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THANK YOU, THANK YOU. I FEEL YOU, JOHANNA I FEEL YOU, JOHANNA I FEEL YOU I FEEL YOU, JOHANNA I FEEL YOU I WAS HALF CONVINCED I'D WAKEN I FEEL YOU I WAS HALF CONVINCED I'D WAKEN SATISFIED ENOUGH TO DREAM YOU I WAS HALF CONVINCED I'D WAKEN SATISFIED ENOUGH TO DREAM YOU HAPPILY I WAS MISTAKEN SATISFIED ENOUGH TO DREAM YOU HAPPILY I WAS MISTAKEN JOHANNA HAPPILY I WAS MISTAKEN JOHANNA I'LL STEAL YOU, JOHANNA JOHANNA I'LL STEAL YOU, JOHANNA I'LL STEAL YOU I'LL STEAL YOU, JOHANNA I'LL STEAL YOU >> JOHANNA! JOHANNA! I'LL STEAL YOU >> JOHANNA! JOHANNA! >> OH, DEAR! >> JOHANNA! JOHANNA! >> OH, DEAR! >> IF I SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN ON >> OH, DEAR! >> IF I SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN ON THIS OR ANY OTHER NEIGHBOR >> IF I SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN ON THIS OR ANY OTHER NEIGHBOR STREET, YOU'LL RUE THE DAY THAT THIS OR ANY OTHER NEIGHBOR STREET, YOU'LL RUE THE DAY THAT YOU WERE BORN. IS THAT PLAIN STREET, YOU'LL RUE THE DAY THAT YOU WERE BORN. IS THAT PLAIN ENOUGH SPEAKING FOR YOU? YOU WERE BORN. IS THAT PLAIN ENOUGH SPEAKING FOR YOU? >> BUT, SIR, I SWEAR THERE WAS ENOUGH SPEAKING FOR YOU? >> BUT, SIR, I SWEAR THERE WAS NOTHING IN MY HEART BUT THE >> BUT, SIR, I SWEAR THERE WAS NOTHING IN MY HEART BUT THE MOST RESPECTFUL SENTIMENTS OF-- NOTHING IN MY HEART BUT THE MOST RESPECTFUL SENTIMENTS OF-- >> DISPOSE OF HIM! MOST RESPECTFUL SENTIMENTS OF-- >> DISPOSE OF HIM! >> OH, DEAR! I KNEW IT! >> DISPOSE OF HIM! >> OH, DEAR! I KNEW IT! >> YOU HEARD HIS WORSHIP. >> OH, DEAR! I KNEW IT! >> YOU HEARD HIS WORSHIP. >> BUT, FRIEND, I HAVE NO FIGHT >> YOU HEARD HIS WORSHIP. >> BUT, FRIEND, I HAVE NO FIGHT WITH YOU. >> BUT, FRIEND, I HAVE NO FIGHT WITH YOU.

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OH!

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OH! >> GET THE GIST, FRIEND? NEXT OH! >> GET THE GIST, FRIEND? NEXT TIME, IT'LL BE YOUR NECK! >> GET THE GIST, FRIEND? NEXT TIME, IT'LL BE YOUR NECK! >> JOHANNA, IF I WERE TO THINK TIME, IT'LL BE YOUR NECK! >> JOHANNA, IF I WERE TO THINK YOU ENCOURAGED THIS YOUNG >> JOHANNA, IF I WERE TO THINK YOU ENCOURAGED THIS YOUNG ROGUE... YOU ENCOURAGED THIS YOUNG ROGUE... >> OH, FATHER, I-I HOPE ALWAYS ROGUE... >> OH, FATHER, I-I HOPE ALWAYS TO BE OBEDIENT TO YOUR COMMANDS. >> OH, FATHER, I-I HOPE ALWAYS TO BE OBEDIENT TO YOUR COMMANDS. >> MY DEAR CHILD. HOW SWEET YOU TO BE OBEDIENT TO YOUR COMMANDS. >> MY DEAR CHILD. HOW SWEET YOU LOOK IN THAT LIGHT MUSLIN GOWN. I'LL STEAL YOU, JOHANNA I'LL STEAL YOU, JOHANNA I'LL STEAL YOU I'LL STEAL YOU, JOHANNA I'LL STEAL YOU DO THEY THINK THAT WALLS I'LL STEAL YOU DO THEY THINK THAT WALLS CAN HIDE YOU? DO THEY THINK THAT WALLS CAN HIDE YOU? EVEN NOW I'M AT YOUR WINDOW CAN HIDE YOU? EVEN NOW I'M AT YOUR WINDOW I AM IN THE DARK BESIDE YOU EVEN NOW I'M AT YOUR WINDOW I AM IN THE DARK BESIDE YOU BURIED SWEETLY I AM IN THE DARK BESIDE YOU BURIED SWEETLY IN YOUR YELLOW HAIR BURIED SWEETLY IN YOUR YELLOW HAIR I FEEL YOU, JOHANNA IN YOUR YELLOW HAIR I FEEL YOU, JOHANNA AND ONE DAY I FEEL YOU, JOHANNA AND ONE DAY I'LL STEAL YOU AND ONE DAY I'LL STEAL YOU TILL I'M WITH YOU THEN I'LL STEAL YOU TILL I'M WITH YOU THEN I'M WITH YOU THERE TILL I'M WITH YOU THEN I'M WITH YOU THERE SWEETLY BURIED I'M WITH YOU THERE SWEETLY BURIED IN YOUR YELLOW HAIR

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MAY I HAVE YOUR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PERLEASE? MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PERLEASE? DO YOU WAKE EVERY MORNING ATTENTION, PERLEASE? DO YOU WAKE EVERY MORNING IN SHAME AND DESPAIR DO YOU WAKE EVERY MORNING IN SHAME AND DESPAIR TO DISCOVER YOUR PILLOW IS IN SHAME AND DESPAIR TO DISCOVER YOUR PILLOW IS COVERED WITH HAIR TO DISCOVER YOUR PILLOW IS COVERED WITH HAIR WOT OUGHT NOT TO BE THERE? COVERED WITH HAIR WOT OUGHT NOT TO BE THERE? WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WOT OUGHT NOT TO BE THERE? WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN FROM NOW ON YOU CAN WAKEN WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN FROM NOW ON YOU CAN WAKEN WITH EASE FROM NOW ON YOU CAN WAKEN WITH EASE YOU NEED NEVER AGAIN HAVE WITH EASE YOU NEED NEVER AGAIN HAVE A WORRY OR CARE YOU NEED NEVER AGAIN HAVE A WORRY OR CARE I WILL SHOW YOU A MIRACLE A WORRY OR CARE I WILL SHOW YOU A MIRACLE MARVELOUS RARE I WILL SHOW YOU A MIRACLE MARVELOUS RARE GENTLEMEN, YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE MARVELOUS RARE GENTLEMEN, YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE SOMETHING WOT ROSE GENTLEMEN, YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE SOMETHING WOT ROSE FROM THE DEAD SOMETHING WOT ROSE FROM THE DEAD >>

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FROM THE DEAD >>

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>> ON THE TOP OF ME HEAD >>

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>> ON THE TOP OF ME HEAD >> OH, MY GOODNESS! >> ON THE TOP OF ME HEAD >> OH, MY GOODNESS! >> HA HA HA! >> OH, MY GOODNESS! >> HA HA HA! SCARCELY A MONTH AGO >> HA HA HA! SCARCELY A MONTH AGO GENTLEMEN SCARCELY A MONTH AGO GENTLEMEN I WAS SUDDENLY STRUCK GENTLEMEN I WAS SUDDENLY STRUCK WITH A RARE ORIENTAL DISEASE I WAS SUDDENLY STRUCK WITH A RARE ORIENTAL DISEASE THOUGH THE FINEST PHYSICIANS WITH A RARE ORIENTAL DISEASE THOUGH THE FINEST PHYSICIANS IN LONDON WERE CALLED THOUGH THE FINEST PHYSICIANS IN LONDON WERE CALLED I AWAKENED ONE MORNING IN LONDON WERE CALLED I AWAKENED ONE MORNING AMAZED AND APPALLED I AWAKENED ONE MORNING AMAZED AND APPALLED TO DISCOVER WITH DREAD AMAZED AND APPALLED TO DISCOVER WITH DREAD THAT MY HEAD WAS AS BALD TO DISCOVER WITH DREAD THAT MY HEAD WAS AS BALD AS A NOVICE'S KNEES THAT MY HEAD WAS AS BALD AS A NOVICE'S KNEES >> HA HA HA! AS A NOVICE'S KNEES >> HA HA HA! I WAS DYING OF SHAME >> HA HA HA! I WAS DYING OF SHAME TILL A GENTLEMAN CAME I WAS DYING OF SHAME TILL A GENTLEMAN CAME AN ILLUSTRIOUS BARBER TILL A GENTLEMAN CAME AN ILLUSTRIOUS BARBER PERELLI BY NAME AN ILLUSTRIOUS BARBER PERELLI BY NAME HE GAVE ME A LIQUID PERELLI BY NAME HE GAVE ME A LIQUID AS PRECIOUS AS GOLD HE GAVE ME A LIQUID AS PRECIOUS AS GOLD I RUBBED IT IN DAILY LIKE WOT AS PRECIOUS AS GOLD I RUBBED IT IN DAILY LIKE WOT I WAS TOLD I RUBBED IT IN DAILY LIKE WOT I WAS TOLD AND BEHOLD I WAS TOLD AND BEHOLD >>

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AND BEHOLD >>

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LESS THAN 30 DAYS OLD >>

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LESS THAN 30 DAYS OLD 'TWAS PIRELLI'S MIRACLE ELIXIR LESS THAN 30 DAYS OLD 'TWAS PIRELLI'S MIRACLE ELIXIR THAT'S WOT DID THE TRICK, SIR 'TWAS PIRELLI'S MIRACLE ELIXIR THAT'S WOT DID THE TRICK, SIR TRUE, SIR, TRUE THAT'S WOT DID THE TRICK, SIR TRUE, SIR, TRUE WAS IT QUICK, SIR? TRUE, SIR, TRUE WAS IT QUICK, SIR? DID IT IN A TICK, SIR WAS IT QUICK, SIR? DID IT IN A TICK, SIR JUST LIKE AN ELIXIR DID IT IN A TICK, SIR JUST LIKE AN ELIXIR OUGHT TO DO JUST LIKE AN ELIXIR OUGHT TO DO HOW ABOUT A BOTTLE, MISTER? OUGHT TO DO HOW ABOUT A BOTTLE, MISTER? ONLY COSTS A PENNY, GUARANTEED HOW ABOUT A BOTTLE, MISTER? ONLY COSTS A PENNY, GUARANTEED >> PENNY BUYS A BOTTLE ONLY COSTS A PENNY, GUARANTEED >> PENNY BUYS A BOTTLE I DON'T KNOW >> PENNY BUYS A BOTTLE I DON'T KNOW >> GO AHEAD AND TUG, SIR I DON'T KNOW >> GO AHEAD AND TUG, SIR GO AHEAD, SIR, HARDER >> GO AHEAD AND TUG, SIR GO AHEAD, SIR, HARDER >> PENNY FOR A BOTTLE, IS IT? GO AHEAD, SIR, HARDER >> PENNY FOR A BOTTLE, IS IT? >> AH, LET'S GO >> PENNY FOR A BOTTLE, IS IT? >> AH, LET'S GO >> DOES PIRELLI'S >> AH, LET'S GO >> DOES PIRELLI'S STIMULATE THE GROWTH, SIR? >> DOES PIRELLI'S STIMULATE THE GROWTH, SIR? YOU CAN HAVE MY OATH, SIR STIMULATE THE GROWTH, SIR? YOU CAN HAVE MY OATH, SIR 'TIS UNIQUE YOU CAN HAVE MY OATH, SIR 'TIS UNIQUE RUB A MINUTE 'TIS UNIQUE RUB A MINUTE STIMULATIN', I'N' IT? RUB A MINUTE STIMULATIN', I'N' IT? SOON YOU'LL HAVE TO THIN IT STIMULATIN', I'N' IT? SOON YOU'LL HAVE TO THIN IT ONCE A WEEK SOON YOU'LL HAVE TO THIN IT ONCE A WEEK PENNY BUYS A BOTTLE, GUARANTEED ONCE A WEEK PENNY BUYS A BOTTLE, GUARANTEED >> PENNY BUYS A BOTTLE PENNY BUYS A BOTTLE, GUARANTEED >> PENNY BUYS A BOTTLE MIGHT AS WELL >> PENNY BUYS A BOTTLE MIGHT AS WELL >> HOW ABOUT A SAMPLE? MIGHT AS WELL >> HOW ABOUT A SAMPLE? HAVE YOU EVER SMELLED >> HOW ABOUT A SAMPLE? HAVE YOU EVER SMELLED A CLEANER SMELL? HAVE YOU EVER SMELLED A CLEANER SMELL? >> WOTCHER THINK? A CLEANER SMELL? >> WOTCHER THINK? >> ISN'T IT A CRIME >> WOTCHER THINK? >> ISN'T IT A CRIME THEY LET THESE URCHINS >> ISN'T IT A CRIME THEY LET THESE URCHINS >> THAT'S ENOUGH, SIR THEY LET THESE URCHINS >> THAT'S ENOUGH, SIR GENTLY DAB IT >> THAT'S ENOUGH, SIR GENTLY DAB IT GETS TO BE AN HABIT GENTLY DAB IT GETS TO BE AN HABIT SOON THERE'LL BE ENOUGH, SIR GETS TO BE AN HABIT SOON THERE'LL BE ENOUGH, SIR SOMEBODY CAN GRAB IT SOON THERE'LL BE ENOUGH, SIR SOMEBODY CAN GRAB IT SEE THAT CHAP SOMEBODY CAN GRAB IT SEE THAT CHAP WITH HAIR LIKE SHELLEY'S? SEE THAT CHAP WITH HAIR LIKE SHELLEY'S? YOU CAN TELL 'E'S USED WITH HAIR LIKE SHELLEY'S? YOU CAN TELL 'E'S USED PIRELLI'S YOU CAN TELL 'E'S USED PIRELLI'S >> LET ME HAVE A BOTTLE PIRELLI'S >> LET ME HAVE A BOTTLE >> MAKE THAT TWO >> LET ME HAVE A BOTTLE >> MAKE THAT TWO >> PARDON ME, MA'AM >> MAKE THAT TWO >> PARDON ME, MA'AM WHAT'S THAT AWFUL STENCH? >> PARDON ME, MA'AM WHAT'S THAT AWFUL STENCH? >> GO AHEAD AND FEEL, MUM WHAT'S THAT AWFUL STENCH? >> GO AHEAD AND FEEL, MUM >> HOW ABOUT A BEER? >> GO AHEAD AND FEEL, MUM >> HOW ABOUT A BEER? >> I'M JUST PASSING BY >> HOW ABOUT A BEER? >> I'M JUST PASSING BY >> PIRELLI'S MIRACLE ELIXIR >> I'M JUST PASSING BY >> PIRELLI'S MIRACLE ELIXIR ANYTHING WOT'S SLICK, SIR >> PIRELLI'S MIRACLE ELIXIR ANYTHING WOT'S SLICK, SIR SOON SPROUTS CURLS ANYTHING WOT'S SLICK, SIR SOON SPROUTS CURLS TRY PIRELLI'S SOON SPROUTS CURLS TRY PIRELLI'S WHEN THEY SEE HOW THICK, SIR TRY PIRELLI'S WHEN THEY SEE HOW THICK, SIR YOU CAN HAVE YOUR PICK, SIR WHEN THEY SEE HOW THICK, SIR YOU CAN HAVE YOUR PICK, SIR OF THE GIRLS YOU CAN HAVE YOUR PICK, SIR OF THE GIRLS WANT TO BUY A BOTTLE, MISSUS OF THE GIRLS WANT TO BUY A BOTTLE, MISSUS >> WHAT IS THIS? WANT TO BUY A BOTTLE, MISSUS >> WHAT IS THIS? >> PENNY FOR A BOTTLE >> WHAT IS THIS? >> PENNY FOR A BOTTLE >> SMELLS LIKE PISS >> PENNY FOR A BOTTLE >> SMELLS LIKE PISS >> HAVE YOU EVER SMELLED >> SMELLS LIKE PISS >> HAVE YOU EVER SMELLED A CLEANER SMELL? >> HAVE YOU EVER SMELLED A CLEANER SMELL? HOW ABOUT A SAMPLE, MISTER? A CLEANER SMELL? HOW ABOUT A SAMPLE, MISTER? >> LOOKS LIKE PISS HOW ABOUT A SAMPLE, MISTER? >> LOOKS LIKE PISS THIS IS PISS, PISS WITH INK >> LOOKS LIKE PISS THIS IS PISS, PISS WITH INK >> LET ME SMELL THAT BOTTLE THIS IS PISS, PISS WITH INK >> LET ME SMELL THAT BOTTLE LET ME HAVE THAT >> LET ME SMELL THAT BOTTLE LET ME HAVE THAT I DON'T WANT NO INK-PISS LET ME HAVE THAT I DON'T WANT NO INK-PISS >> NEVER MIND THAT MAN I DON'T WANT NO INK-PISS >> NEVER MIND THAT MAN >> WHAT DOES THAT SMELL LIKE >> NEVER MIND THAT MAN >> WHAT DOES THAT SMELL LIKE TO YOU, MA'AM? >> WHAT DOES THAT SMELL LIKE TO YOU, MA'AM? >> WHERE IS THIS PIRELLI? TO YOU, MA'AM? >> WHERE IS THIS PIRELLI? >> YES, WHERE IS THIS PIRELLI? >> WHERE IS THIS PIRELLI? >> YES, WHERE IS THIS PIRELLI? >> LET PIRELLI'S >> YES, WHERE IS THIS PIRELLI? >> LET PIRELLI'S ACTIVATE YOUR ROOTS, SIR >> LET PIRELLI'S ACTIVATE YOUR ROOTS, SIR >> KEEP IT OFF YOUR BOOTS, SIR ACTIVATE YOUR ROOTS, SIR >> KEEP IT OFF YOUR BOOTS, SIR EATS RIGHT THROUGH >> KEEP IT OFF YOUR BOOTS, SIR EATS RIGHT THROUGH >> GO AND GET PIRELLI EATS RIGHT THROUGH >> GO AND GET PIRELLI >> YES, PIRELLI'S >> GO AND GET PIRELLI >> YES, PIRELLI'S USE A BOTTLE OF IT >> YES, PIRELLI'S USE A BOTTLE OF IT LADIES SEEM TO LOVE IT USE A BOTTLE OF IT LADIES SEEM TO LOVE IT >> FLIES DO, TOO LADIES SEEM TO LOVE IT >> FLIES DO, TOO

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>> FLIES DO, TOO

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>> HAND THE BLOODY MONEY OVER

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>> HAND THE BLOODY MONEY OVER HAND THE BLOODY MONEY OVER >> HAND THE BLOODY MONEY OVER HAND THE BLOODY MONEY OVER >> SEE PIRELLI'S MIRACLE ELIXIR HAND THE BLOODY MONEY OVER >> SEE PIRELLI'S MIRACLE ELIXIR GROW A LITTLE WICK, SIR >> SEE PIRELLI'S MIRACLE ELIXIR GROW A LITTLE WICK, SIR THEN SOME FUZZ GROW A LITTLE WICK, SIR THEN SOME FUZZ THE PIRELLI'S THEN SOME FUZZ THE PIRELLI'S SOON'LL MAKE IT THICK, SIR THE PIRELLI'S SOON'LL MAKE IT THICK, SIR LIKE A GOOD ELIXIR ALWAYS DOES SOON'LL MAKE IT THICK, SIR LIKE A GOOD ELIXIR ALWAYS DOES TRUST PIRELLI'S LIKE A GOOD ELIXIR ALWAYS DOES TRUST PIRELLI'S IF YOUR HAIR IS SICK, SIR TRUST PIRELLI'S IF YOUR HAIR IS SICK, SIR FIX IT IN THE NICK, SIR IF YOUR HAIR IS SICK, SIR FIX IT IN THE NICK, SIR DON'T LOOK GRIM FIX IT IN THE NICK, SIR DON'T LOOK GRIM JUST PIRELLI'S MIRACLE ELIXIR DON'T LOOK GRIM JUST PIRELLI'S MIRACLE ELIXIR THAT'LL DO THE TRICK, SIR JUST PIRELLI'S MIRACLE ELIXIR THAT'LL DO THE TRICK, SIR >> WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY? THAT'LL DO THE TRICK, SIR >> WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY? >> IF YOU'VE GOT A KICK, SIR >> WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY? >> IF YOU'VE GOT A KICK, SIR >> WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY? >> IF YOU'VE GOT A KICK, SIR >> WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY? WHERE IS THIS PIRELLI? >> WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY? WHERE IS THIS PIRELLI? GO AND GET PIRELLI WHERE IS THIS PIRELLI? GO AND GET PIRELLI >> JUST TELL IT TO THE MIXER GO AND GET PIRELLI >> JUST TELL IT TO THE MIXER OF THE MIRACLE ELIXIR >> JUST TELL IT TO THE MIXER OF THE MIRACLE ELIXIR >> WHERE IS THIS PIRELLI? OF THE MIRACLE ELIXIR >> WHERE IS THIS PIRELLI? >> TALK TO HIM >> WHERE IS THIS PIRELLI? >> TALK TO HIM I AM ADOLFO PIRELLI >> TALK TO HIM I AM ADOLFO PIRELLI DA KING OF DA BARBERS I AM ADOLFO PIRELLI DA KING OF DA BARBERS DA BARBER OF KINGS DA KING OF DA BARBERS DA BARBER OF KINGS E BUON GIORNO, GOOD DAY DA BARBER OF KINGS E BUON GIORNO, GOOD DAY I BLOW YOU A KISS E BUON GIORNO, GOOD DAY I BLOW YOU A KISS WHOOSH! I BLOW YOU A KISS WHOOSH! >> OHH! WHOOSH! >> OHH! I, DA SO-FAMOUS PIRELLI >> OHH! I, DA SO-FAMOUS PIRELLI I WISH-A TO KNOW-A I, DA SO-FAMOUS PIRELLI I WISH-A TO KNOW-A WHO HAS-A DA NERVE-A TO SAY I WISH-A TO KNOW-A WHO HAS-A DA NERVE-A TO SAY MY ELIXIR IS-A PISS? WHO HAS-A DA NERVE-A TO SAY MY ELIXIR IS-A PISS? WHO SAYS THIS? MY ELIXIR IS-A PISS? WHO SAYS THIS? >> I DO. I AM MR. SWEENEY TODD, WHO SAYS THIS? >> I DO. I AM MR. SWEENEY TODD, AND I HAVE OPENED A BOTTLE OF >> I DO. I AM MR. SWEENEY TODD, AND I HAVE OPENED A BOTTLE OF PIRELLI'S ELIXIR, AND I SAY TO AND I HAVE OPENED A BOTTLE OF PIRELLI'S ELIXIR, AND I SAY TO YOU IT IS NOTHING BUT AN ARRANT PIRELLI'S ELIXIR, AND I SAY TO YOU IT IS NOTHING BUT AN ARRANT FRAUD, CONCOCTED OF PISS AND YOU IT IS NOTHING BUT AN ARRANT FRAUD, CONCOCTED OF PISS AND INK. FRAUD, CONCOCTED OF PISS AND INK. >> HE'S RIGHT. YOU MIGHT AS INK. >> HE'S RIGHT. YOU MIGHT AS WELL THROW YOUR MONEY DOWN THE >> HE'S RIGHT. YOU MIGHT AS WELL THROW YOUR MONEY DOWN THE SEWER. WELL THROW YOUR MONEY DOWN THE SEWER. >> AND FURTHERMORE, I HAVE SEWER. >> AND FURTHERMORE, I HAVE SERVICED NO KINGS, YET I WAGER >> AND FURTHERMORE, I HAVE SERVICED NO KINGS, YET I WAGER I CAN SHAVE A CHEEK WITH 10 SERVICED NO KINGS, YET I WAGER I CAN SHAVE A CHEEK WITH 10 TIMES MORE DEXTERITY THAN ANY I CAN SHAVE A CHEEK WITH 10 TIMES MORE DEXTERITY THAN ANY STREET MOUNTEBANK! TIMES MORE DEXTERITY THAN ANY STREET MOUNTEBANK! >>

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STREET MOUNTEBANK! >>

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>> YOU SEE THESE RAZORS? >>

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>> YOU SEE THESE RAZORS? >> THE FINEST IN ENGLAND. >> YOU SEE THESE RAZORS? >> THE FINEST IN ENGLAND. >> I'LL LAY THESE AGAINST �5 >> THE FINEST IN ENGLAND. >> I'LL LAY THESE AGAINST �5 THAT YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME. >> I'LL LAY THESE AGAINST �5 THAT YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME. DO YOU HEAR ME, SIR? EITHER THAT YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME. DO YOU HEAR ME, SIR? EITHER ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE OR REVEAL DO YOU HEAR ME, SIR? EITHER ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE OR REVEAL YOURSELF AS A SHAM. ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE OR REVEAL YOURSELF AS A SHAM. >> BRAVO, BRAVO. YOURSELF AS A SHAM. >> BRAVO, BRAVO. >> SI, SI, SI, SI, SI, SI, SI, >> BRAVO, BRAVO. >> SI, SI, SI, SI, SI, SI, SI, SI, SI. >> SI, SI, SI, SI, SI, SI, SI, SI, SI. ZEES ARE INDEED FINE RAZORS. SI, SI. ZEES ARE INDEED FINE RAZORS. RAZORS LIKE ZEES ONCE SEEN ZEES ARE INDEED FINE RAZORS. RAZORS LIKE ZEES ONCE SEEN CANNOT BE SOON FORGOTTEN. YOU RAZORS LIKE ZEES ONCE SEEN CANNOT BE SOON FORGOTTEN. YOU WAGER ZEES AGAINST �5, SIR? CANNOT BE SOON FORGOTTEN. YOU WAGER ZEES AGAINST �5, SIR? >> MMM. I DO. WAGER ZEES AGAINST �5, SIR? >> MMM. I DO. YOU HEAR ZIS FOOLISH MAN? WATCH >> MMM. I DO. YOU HEAR ZIS FOOLISH MAN? WATCH AND SEE HOW HE WILL REGRET HIS YOU HEAR ZIS FOOLISH MAN? WATCH AND SEE HOW HE WILL REGRET HIS FOLLY. �5 IT IS. AND SEE HOW HE WILL REGRET HIS FOLLY. �5 IT IS.

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FOLLY. �5 IT IS.

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>> WILL BEADLE BAMFORD BE THE

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>> WILL BEADLE BAMFORD BE THE JUDGE? >> WILL BEADLE BAMFORD BE THE JUDGE? >> GLAD, AS ALWAYS, TO OBLIGE JUDGE? >> GLAD, AS ALWAYS, TO OBLIGE MY FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS. >> READY? >> READY? >> READY. >> READY? >> READY. >> THE FASTEST, SMOOTHEST SHAVE >> READY. >> THE FASTEST, SMOOTHEST SHAVE IS THE WINNER. >> THE FASTEST, SMOOTHEST SHAVE IS THE WINNER.

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NOW, SIGNORINI, SIGNORI NOW, SIGNORINI, SIGNORI WE MIX-A DA LATHER NOW, SIGNORINI, SIGNORI WE MIX-A DA LATHER BUT FIRST-A YOU GATHER AROUND WE MIX-A DA LATHER BUT FIRST-A YOU GATHER AROUND SIGNORINI, SIGNORI BUT FIRST-A YOU GATHER AROUND SIGNORINI, SIGNORI YOU LOOKING A MAN SIGNORINI, SIGNORI YOU LOOKING A MAN WHO HAVE HAD-A DA GLORY YOU LOOKING A MAN WHO HAVE HAD-A DA GLORY TO SHAVE-A DA POPE WHO HAVE HAD-A DA GLORY TO SHAVE-A DA POPE MR. SWEENEY-WHOEVER TO SHAVE-A DA POPE MR. SWEENEY-WHOEVER I BEG-A YOUR PARDON MR. SWEENEY-WHOEVER I BEG-A YOUR PARDON PROBABLY SAY IT I BEG-A YOUR PARDON PROBABLY SAY IT WAS-A ONLY THE CARDINAL PROBABLY SAY IT WAS-A ONLY THE CARDINAL NOPE WAS-A ONLY THE CARDINAL NOPE

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NOPE

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IT WAS-A DA POPE

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IT WAS-A DA POPE

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IT WAS-A DA POPE

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>> PHEW.

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>> PHEW.

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TO SHAVE-A DA FACE TO SHAVE-A DA FACE TO PULL-A DA TOOT' TO SHAVE-A DA FACE TO PULL-A DA TOOT' REQUIRE DA GRACE TO PULL-A DA TOOT' REQUIRE DA GRACE AND NOT-A DA BRUTE REQUIRE DA GRACE AND NOT-A DA BRUTE FOR IF-A YOU SLIP AND NOT-A DA BRUTE FOR IF-A YOU SLIP YOU NICK DA SKIN FOR IF-A YOU SLIP YOU NICK DA SKIN YOU CLIP-A DA CHIN YOU NICK DA SKIN YOU CLIP-A DA CHIN YOU RIP-A DA LIP A BIT YOU CLIP-A DA CHIN YOU RIP-A DA LIP A BIT AND DAT'S-A DA TRUT' YOU RIP-A DA LIP A BIT AND DAT'S-A DA TRUT'

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AND DAT'S-A DA TRUT'

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>> AHH.

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>> AHH.

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>> AHH.

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HMM.

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HMM. TO SHAVE-A DA FACE HMM. TO SHAVE-A DA FACE OR EVEN A PART TO SHAVE-A DA FACE OR EVEN A PART WITHOUT IT-A SMART OR EVEN A PART WITHOUT IT-A SMART REQUIRE DA HEART WITHOUT IT-A SMART REQUIRE DA HEART IT TAKE-A DA ART REQUIRE DA HEART IT TAKE-A DA ART I SHOW YOU A CHART IT TAKE-A DA ART I SHOW YOU A CHART I STUDY-A STARTING I SHOW YOU A CHART I STUDY-A STARTING IN MY YOUT' I STUDY-A STARTING IN MY YOUT'

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IN MY YOUT'

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TO CUT-A DA HAIR

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TO CUT-A DA HAIR TO TRIM-A DA BEARD TO CUT-A DA HAIR TO TRIM-A DA BEARD TO MAKE-A DA BRISTLE TO TRIM-A DA BEARD TO MAKE-A DA BRISTLE CLEAN LIKE A WHISTLE TO MAKE-A DA BRISTLE CLEAN LIKE A WHISTLE DIS IS FROM EARLY INFANCY CLEAN LIKE A WHISTLE DIS IS FROM EARLY INFANCY DA TALENT GIVE TO ME DIS IS FROM EARLY INFANCY DA TALENT GIVE TO ME BY GOD DA TALENT GIVE TO ME BY GOD GRAZIE. BY GOD GRAZIE. BUT GRAZIE. BUT IT TAKE-A DA SKILL BUT IT TAKE-A DA SKILL IT TAKE-A DA BRAINS IT TAKE-A DA SKILL IT TAKE-A DA BRAINS IT TAKE-A DA WILL IT TAKE-A DA BRAINS IT TAKE-A DA WILL TO TAKE-A DA PAINS IT TAKE-A DA WILL TO TAKE-A DA PAINS IT TAKE-A DA PACE TO TAKE-A DA PAINS IT TAKE-A DA PACE IT TAKE-A DA GRACE IT TAKE-A DA PACE IT TAKE-A DA GRACE

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IT TAKE-A DA GRACE

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>> THE WINNER IS TODD.

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>> THE WINNER IS TODD.

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>> THE WINNER IS TODD.

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>> SMOOTH AS A BABY'S ARSE!

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>> SMOOTH AS A BABY'S ARSE! >> SIR, I BOW TO A SKILL FAR >> SMOOTH AS A BABY'S ARSE! >> SIR, I BOW TO A SKILL FAR DEFTER THAN MY OWN. >> SIR, I BOW TO A SKILL FAR DEFTER THAN MY OWN. >> THE �5. DEFTER THAN MY OWN. >> THE �5. >> HERE YOU ARE, SIR, AND MAY >> THE �5. >> HERE YOU ARE, SIR, AND MAY THE GOOD LORD SMILE UPON YOU >> HERE YOU ARE, SIR, AND MAY THE GOOD LORD SMILE UPON YOU UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN. SIGNORI! THE GOOD LORD SMILE UPON YOU UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN. SIGNORI! BELLISSIME SIGNORINE! BUON UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN. SIGNORI! BELLISSIME SIGNORINE! BUON GIORNO! BUON GIORNO A TUTTI! BELLISSIME SIGNORINE! BUON GIORNO! BUON GIORNO A TUTTI! A-SLATTE, BOLIGNIASE! A-CIAO, GIORNO! BUON GIORNO A TUTTI! A-SLATTE, BOLIGNIASE! A-CIAO, CIAO! CIAO, CIAO! A-SLATTE, BOLIGNIASE! A-CIAO, CIAO! CIAO, CIAO! >> HA HA HA! CIAO! CIAO, CIAO! >> HA HA HA! >> WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT IT, DEAR? >> HA HA HA! >> WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT IT, DEAR? YOU PULLED IT OFF! >> WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT IT, DEAR? YOU PULLED IT OFF! >> OH, SIR. EXCUSE ME, SIR. DO YOU PULLED IT OFF! >> OH, SIR. EXCUSE ME, SIR. DO YOU HAVE AN ESTABLISHMENT OF >> OH, SIR. EXCUSE ME, SIR. DO YOU HAVE AN ESTABLISHMENT OF YOUR OWN? YOU HAVE AN ESTABLISHMENT OF YOUR OWN? >> HE CERTAINLY DOES. SWEENEY YOUR OWN? >> HE CERTAINLY DOES. SWEENEY TODD'S TONSORIAL PARLOR ABOVE >> HE CERTAINLY DOES. SWEENEY TODD'S TONSORIAL PARLOR ABOVE MY MEAT PIE SHOP ON FLEET TODD'S TONSORIAL PARLOR ABOVE MY MEAT PIE SHOP ON FLEET STREET. MY MEAT PIE SHOP ON FLEET STREET. >> MR. TODD. STRANGE, SIR, BUT STREET. >> MR. TODD. STRANGE, SIR, BUT IT SEEMS YOUR FACE IS KNOWN TO >> MR. TODD. STRANGE, SIR, BUT IT SEEMS YOUR FACE IS KNOWN TO ME. IT SEEMS YOUR FACE IS KNOWN TO ME. >> HIM? OH, THAT'S A LAUGH. HIM ME. >> HIM? OH, THAT'S A LAUGH. HIM BEING ME UNCLE'S COUSIN AND >> HIM? OH, THAT'S A LAUGH. HIM BEING ME UNCLE'S COUSIN AND ONLY ARRIVED FROM BIRMINGHAM BEING ME UNCLE'S COUSIN AND ONLY ARRIVED FROM BIRMINGHAM YESTERDAY. ONLY ARRIVED FROM BIRMINGHAM YESTERDAY. >> BUT ALREADY, I HAVE HEARD YESTERDAY. >> BUT ALREADY, I HAVE HEARD BEADLE BAMFORD SPOKEN OF WITH >> BUT ALREADY, I HAVE HEARD BEADLE BAMFORD SPOKEN OF WITH GREAT RESPECT. BEADLE BAMFORD SPOKEN OF WITH GREAT RESPECT. >> WELL, I TRY MY BEST FOR MY GREAT RESPECT. >> WELL, I TRY MY BEST FOR MY NEIGHBORS. FLEET STREET, AYE? >> WELL, I TRY MY BEST FOR MY NEIGHBORS. FLEET STREET, AYE? OVER YOUR PIE SHOP, MA'AM? NEIGHBORS. FLEET STREET, AYE? OVER YOUR PIE SHOP, MA'AM? >> THAT'S RIGHT, SIR. OVER YOUR PIE SHOP, MA'AM? >> THAT'S RIGHT, SIR. >> THEN, MR. TODD, YOU WILL >> THAT'S RIGHT, SIR. >> THEN, MR. TODD, YOU WILL SURELY SEE ME THERE BEFORE THE >> THEN, MR. TODD, YOU WILL SURELY SEE ME THERE BEFORE THE WEEK IS OUT. SURELY SEE ME THERE BEFORE THE WEEK IS OUT. >> YOU WILL BE MOST WELCOME, WEEK IS OUT. >> YOU WILL BE MOST WELCOME, BEADLE BAMFORD, AND I GUARANTEE >> YOU WILL BE MOST WELCOME, BEADLE BAMFORD, AND I GUARANTEE TO GIVE YOU, WITHOUT A PENNY'S BEADLE BAMFORD, AND I GUARANTEE TO GIVE YOU, WITHOUT A PENNY'S CHARGE, THE CLOSEST SHAVE YOU TO GIVE YOU, WITHOUT A PENNY'S CHARGE, THE CLOSEST SHAVE YOU WILL EVER KNOW. CHARGE, THE CLOSEST SHAVE YOU WILL EVER KNOW.

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SWEENEY PONDERED SWEENEY PONDERED AND SWEENEY PLANNED SWEENEY PONDERED AND SWEENEY PLANNED LIKE A PERFECT MACHINE AND SWEENEY PLANNED LIKE A PERFECT MACHINE 'E PLANNED LIKE A PERFECT MACHINE 'E PLANNED >> BARBING THE HOOK 'E PLANNED >> BARBING THE HOOK BAITING THE TRAP >> BARBING THE HOOK BAITING THE TRAP >> SETTING IT OUT BAITING THE TRAP >> SETTING IT OUT FOR THE BEADLE TO SNAP >> SETTING IT OUT FOR THE BEADLE TO SNAP >> SLYLY COURTED 'IM FOR THE BEADLE TO SNAP >> SLYLY COURTED 'IM SWEENEY DID >> SLYLY COURTED 'IM SWEENEY DID >> SET A SORT OF A SCENE SWEENEY DID >> SET A SORT OF A SCENE 'E DID >> SET A SORT OF A SCENE 'E DID >> LAYING THE TRAIL 'E DID >> LAYING THE TRAIL SHOWING THE TRACES >> LAYING THE TRAIL SHOWING THE TRACES LETTING IT LEAD SHOWING THE TRACES LETTING IT LEAD TO HIGHER PLACES LETTING IT LEAD TO HIGHER PLACES LAYING THE TRAIL TO HIGHER PLACES LAYING THE TRAIL SHOWING THE TRACES LAYING THE TRAIL SHOWING THE TRACES LETTING IT LEAD SHOWING THE TRACES LETTING IT LEAD TO HIGHER PLACES LETTING IT LEAD TO HIGHER PLACES >> SLYLY COURTED 'IM TO HIGHER PLACES >> SLYLY COURTED 'IM SWEENEY DID >> SLYLY COURTED 'IM SWEENEY DID SET IT LIKE A MACHINE SWEENEY DID SET IT LIKE A MACHINE A SORT OF A SCENE SET IT LIKE A MACHINE A SORT OF A SCENE 'E DID A SORT OF A SCENE 'E DID DID SWEENEY 'E DID DID SWEENEY >> ALMS, ALMS DID SWEENEY >> ALMS, ALMS FOR A MIS'RABLE >> ALMS, ALMS FOR A MIS'RABLE GOD BLESS YOU. FOR A MIS'RABLE GOD BLESS YOU. THANK YER, SIR. GOD BLESS YOU. THANK YER, SIR. ALMS, ALMS THANK YER, SIR. ALMS, ALMS HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU? ALMS, ALMS HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU? I WON'T HAVE TRASH FROM THE HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU? I WON'T HAVE TRASH FROM THE GUTTER HANGING AROUND MY I WON'T HAVE TRASH FROM THE GUTTER HANGING AROUND MY ESTABLISHMENT! GUTTER HANGING AROUND MY ESTABLISHMENT! >> NOT JUST A PENNY, DEAR? OR A ESTABLISHMENT! >> NOT JUST A PENNY, DEAR? OR A PIE? ONE OF THEM PIES THAT GIVE >> NOT JUST A PENNY, DEAR? OR A PIE? ONE OF THEM PIES THAT GIVE STOMACH CRAMPS TO HALF OF THE PIE? ONE OF THEM PIES THAT GIVE STOMACH CRAMPS TO HALF OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD? HA HA HA! STOMACH CRAMPS TO HALF OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD? HA HA HA! COME ON, DEAR. HAVE A HEART, NEIGHBORHOOD? HA HA HA! COME ON, DEAR. HAVE A HEART, DEAR. COME ON, DEAR. HAVE A HEART, DEAR. >> OFF. OFF WITH YOU ELSE DEAR. >> OFF. OFF WITH YOU ELSE YOU'LL GET A KICK ON THE RUMP >> OFF. OFF WITH YOU ELSE YOU'LL GET A KICK ON THE RUMP THAT'LL SET YOUR TEETH YOU'LL GET A KICK ON THE RUMP THAT'LL SET YOUR TEETH A-CLATTER! THAT'LL SET YOUR TEETH A-CLATTER! >> STUCK UP THING! YOU AND YOUR A-CLATTER! >> STUCK UP THING! YOU AND YOUR FANCY AIRS! >> STUCK UP THING! YOU AND YOUR FANCY AIRS! ALMS, ALMS FANCY AIRS! ALMS, ALMS >> COULD YOU GET UP, PLEASE? ALMS, ALMS >> COULD YOU GET UP, PLEASE? THANK YOU. >> COULD YOU GET UP, PLEASE? THANK YOU.

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EH, IT'S NOT MUCH OF A CHAIR, EH, IT'S NOT MUCH OF A CHAIR, DEAR, BUT IT'LL DO TILL YOU GET EH, IT'S NOT MUCH OF A CHAIR, DEAR, BUT IT'LL DO TILL YOU GET YOUR FANCY NEW ONE. KIND OF DEAR, BUT IT'LL DO TILL YOU GET YOUR FANCY NEW ONE. KIND OF BARE, ISN'T IT? I NEVER DID YOUR FANCY NEW ONE. KIND OF BARE, ISN'T IT? I NEVER DID LIKE A BARE ROOM. OH, WELL. BARE, ISN'T IT? I NEVER DID LIKE A BARE ROOM. OH, WELL. WE'LL GET SOME NICE LITTLE LIKE A BARE ROOM. OH, WELL. WE'LL GET SOME NICE LITTLE KNICKKNACKS IN, EH? WE'LL GET SOME NICE LITTLE KNICKKNACKS IN, EH? >> WHY DOESN'T THE BEADLE COME? KNICKKNACKS IN, EH? >> WHY DOESN'T THE BEADLE COME? "BEFORE THE WEEK IS OUT," >> WHY DOESN'T THE BEADLE COME? "BEFORE THE WEEK IS OUT," THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. "BEFORE THE WEEK IS OUT," THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. >> WHO'S TO SAY THE WEEK IS THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. >> WHO'S TO SAY THE WEEK IS OUT? IT'S ONLY FRIDAY, DEAR. >> WHO'S TO SAY THE WEEK IS OUT? IT'S ONLY FRIDAY, DEAR. >>

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OUT? IT'S ONLY FRIDAY, DEAR. >>

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EASY NOW >>

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EASY NOW HUSH, LOVE, HUSH EASY NOW HUSH, LOVE, HUSH DON'T DISTRESS YOURSELF HUSH, LOVE, HUSH DON'T DISTRESS YOURSELF WHAT'S YOUR RUSH? DON'T DISTRESS YOURSELF WHAT'S YOUR RUSH? KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS WHAT'S YOUR RUSH? KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS NICE AND LUSH KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS NICE AND LUSH WAIT NICE AND LUSH WAIT HUSH, LOVE, HUSH WAIT HUSH, LOVE, HUSH THINK IT THROUGH HUSH, LOVE, HUSH THINK IT THROUGH ONCE IT BUBBLES THINK IT THROUGH ONCE IT BUBBLES THEN WHAT'S TO DO? ONCE IT BUBBLES THEN WHAT'S TO DO? WATCH IT CLOSE THEN WHAT'S TO DO? WATCH IT CLOSE LET IT BREW WATCH IT CLOSE LET IT BREW WAIT LET IT BREW WAIT I'VE BEEN THINKING WAIT I'VE BEEN THINKING FLOWERS, MAYBE DAISIES I'VE BEEN THINKING FLOWERS, MAYBE DAISIES TO BRIGHTEN UP THE ROOM FLOWERS, MAYBE DAISIES TO BRIGHTEN UP THE ROOM DON'T YOU THINK SOME FLOWERS TO BRIGHTEN UP THE ROOM DON'T YOU THINK SOME FLOWERS PRETTY DAISIES DON'T YOU THINK SOME FLOWERS PRETTY DAISIES MIGHT RELIEVE THE GLOOM? PRETTY DAISIES MIGHT RELIEVE THE GLOOM? AH, WAIT, LOVE, WAIT MIGHT RELIEVE THE GLOOM? AH, WAIT, LOVE, WAIT >> AND THE JUDGE? WHEN WILL I AH, WAIT, LOVE, WAIT >> AND THE JUDGE? WHEN WILL I GET HIM? >> AND THE JUDGE? WHEN WILL I GET HIM? >> CAN'T YOU THINK OF NOTHING GET HIM? >> CAN'T YOU THINK OF NOTHING ELSE? YOU ALWAYS HARPIN' ON YER >> CAN'T YOU THINK OF NOTHING ELSE? YOU ALWAYS HARPIN' ON YER WRONGS WHAT HAPPENED HEAVEN ELSE? YOU ALWAYS HARPIN' ON YER WRONGS WHAT HAPPENED HEAVEN KNOWS HOW MANY YEARS AGO. WRONGS WHAT HAPPENED HEAVEN KNOWS HOW MANY YEARS AGO. SLOW, LOVE, SLOW KNOWS HOW MANY YEARS AGO. SLOW, LOVE, SLOW TIME'S SO FAST SLOW, LOVE, SLOW TIME'S SO FAST NOW GOES QUICKLY TIME'S SO FAST NOW GOES QUICKLY SEE, NOW IT'S PAST NOW GOES QUICKLY SEE, NOW IT'S PAST SOON WILL COME SEE, NOW IT'S PAST SOON WILL COME SOON WILL LAST SOON WILL COME SOON WILL LAST WAIT SOON WILL LAST WAIT DON'T YOU KNOW WAIT DON'T YOU KNOW SILLY MAN DON'T YOU KNOW SILLY MAN HALF THE FUN IS TO SILLY MAN HALF THE FUN IS TO PLAN THE PLAN? HALF THE FUN IS TO PLAN THE PLAN? ALL GOOD THINGS COME PLAN THE PLAN? ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO CAN ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO CAN WAIT TO THOSE WHO CAN WAIT GILLYFLOWERS, MAYBE WAIT GILLYFLOWERS, MAYBE 'STEAD OF DAISIES GILLYFLOWERS, MAYBE 'STEAD OF DAISIES I DON'T KNOW, THOUGH 'STEAD OF DAISIES I DON'T KNOW, THOUGH WHAT DO YOU THINK? I DON'T KNOW, THOUGH WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> YES. WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> YES. >> GILLYFLOWERS, I'D SAY. >> YES. >> GILLYFLOWERS, I'D SAY. NOTHING LIKE A NICE BOWL OF >> GILLYFLOWERS, I'D SAY. NOTHING LIKE A NICE BOWL OF GILLIES.

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>> MR. TODD! >> MR. TODD! MR. TODD! >> MR. TODD! MR. TODD! >> ANTHONY? MR. TODD! >> ANTHONY? >> MR. TODD. I'VE PACED FLEET >> ANTHONY? >> MR. TODD. I'VE PACED FLEET STREET A DOZEN TIMES WITH NO >> MR. TODD. I'VE PACED FLEET STREET A DOZEN TIMES WITH NO SUCCESS, BUT NOW THE SIGN! IN STREET A DOZEN TIMES WITH NO SUCCESS, BUT NOW THE SIGN! IN BUSINESS ALREADY. SUCCESS, BUT NOW THE SIGN! IN BUSINESS ALREADY. >> YES. BUSINESS ALREADY. >> YES. >> I CONGRATULATE YOU AND, UH... >> YES. >> I CONGRATULATE YOU AND, UH... >> OH! MRS. LOVETT, SIR. >> I CONGRATULATE YOU AND, UH... >> OH! MRS. LOVETT, SIR. >> A PLEASURE, MA'AM. >> OH! MRS. LOVETT, SIR. >> A PLEASURE, MA'AM.

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>> A PLEASURE, MA'AM.

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OH, MR. TODD, I HAVE SO MUCH TO

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OH, MR. TODD, I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU. I HAVE FOUND THE OH, MR. TODD, I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU. I HAVE FOUND THE FAIREST AND MOST LOVING MAID TELL YOU. I HAVE FOUND THE FAIREST AND MOST LOVING MAID ANY MAN COULD DREAM OF! FAIREST AND MOST LOVING MAID ANY MAN COULD DREAM OF! AND YET THERE ARE PROBLEMS. SHE ANY MAN COULD DREAM OF! AND YET THERE ARE PROBLEMS. SHE HAS A GUARDIAN SO TYRANNICAL AND YET THERE ARE PROBLEMS. SHE HAS A GUARDIAN SO TYRANNICAL THAT SHE IS KEPT SHUT UP FROM HAS A GUARDIAN SO TYRANNICAL THAT SHE IS KEPT SHUT UP FROM HUMAN EYE, THAT SHE IS KEPT SHUT UP FROM HUMAN EYE, BUT NOW THIS MORNING THIS KEY HUMAN EYE, BUT NOW THIS MORNING THIS KEY FELL FROM HER SHUTTERED WINDOW. BUT NOW THIS MORNING THIS KEY FELL FROM HER SHUTTERED WINDOW. THE SUREST SIGN JOHANNA FELL FROM HER SHUTTERED WINDOW. THE SUREST SIGN JOHANNA LOVES ME AND-- THE SUREST SIGN JOHANNA LOVES ME AND-- >> JOHANNA? LOVES ME AND-- >> JOHANNA? >> THAT'S HER NAME, MA'AM, AND >> JOHANNA? >> THAT'S HER NAME, MA'AM, AND TURPIN THAT OF THE ABOMINABLE >> THAT'S HER NAME, MA'AM, AND TURPIN THAT OF THE ABOMINABLE PARENT. A JUDGE, IT SEEMS, BUT TURPIN THAT OF THE ABOMINABLE PARENT. A JUDGE, IT SEEMS, BUT AS I SAID, A MONSTROUS TYRANT. PARENT. A JUDGE, IT SEEMS, BUT AS I SAID, A MONSTROUS TYRANT. OH MR. TODD, ONCE THE JUDGE HAS AS I SAID, A MONSTROUS TYRANT. OH MR. TODD, ONCE THE JUDGE HAS GONE TO COURT, I'LL SLIP INTO OH MR. TODD, ONCE THE JUDGE HAS GONE TO COURT, I'LL SLIP INTO THE HOUSE AND PLEAD WITH HER TO GONE TO COURT, I'LL SLIP INTO THE HOUSE AND PLEAD WITH HER TO FLY WITH ME TONIGHT. OH, AND THE HOUSE AND PLEAD WITH HER TO FLY WITH ME TONIGHT. OH, AND YET WHEN I HAVE HER, WHERE CAN FLY WITH ME TONIGHT. OH, AND YET WHEN I HAVE HER, WHERE CAN I BRING HER TILL I HAVE HIRED A YET WHEN I HAVE HER, WHERE CAN I BRING HER TILL I HAVE HIRED A COACH TO SPEED US HOME TO I BRING HER TILL I HAVE HIRED A COACH TO SPEED US HOME TO PLYMOUTH? COACH TO SPEED US HOME TO PLYMOUTH? >> WH-WHA--BRING HER, DEAR. PLYMOUTH? >> WH-WHA--BRING HER, DEAR. >> OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, >> WH-WHA--BRING HER, DEAR. >> OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, MA'AM. I HAVE YOUR CONSENT, MR. >> OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, MA'AM. I HAVE YOUR CONSENT, MR. TODD? MA'AM. I HAVE YOUR CONSENT, MR. TODD? >> THE GIRL MAY COME. TODD? >> THE GIRL MAY COME. >> I SHALL BE GRATEFUL FOR THIS >> THE GIRL MAY COME. >> I SHALL BE GRATEFUL FOR THIS TO THE GRAVE. NOW I MUST HURRY. >> I SHALL BE GRATEFUL FOR THIS TO THE GRAVE. NOW I MUST HURRY. A THOUSAND BLESSINGS ON YOU TO THE GRAVE. NOW I MUST HURRY. A THOUSAND BLESSINGS ON YOU BOTH! A THOUSAND BLESSINGS ON YOU BOTH! >> JOHANNA! IT'S LIKE FATE, BOTH! >> JOHANNA! IT'S LIKE FATE, ISN'T IT? YOU'LL HAVE HER IN >> JOHANNA! IT'S LIKE FATE, ISN'T IT? YOU'LL HAVE HER IN YOUR ARMS BEFORE THE DAY IS OUT. ISN'T IT? YOU'LL HAVE HER IN YOUR ARMS BEFORE THE DAY IS OUT. >> UNTIL HE TAKES HER TO YOUR ARMS BEFORE THE DAY IS OUT. >> UNTIL HE TAKES HER TO THE OTHER END OF ENGLAND! >> UNTIL HE TAKES HER TO THE OTHER END OF ENGLAND! >> THAT SAILOR? LET HIM BRING THE OTHER END OF ENGLAND! >> THAT SAILOR? LET HIM BRING HER HERE, AND SINCE YOU'RE >> THAT SAILOR? LET HIM BRING HER HERE, AND SINCE YOU'RE SO HOT FOR A LITTLE CCCHHH, HER HERE, AND SINCE YOU'RE SO HOT FOR A LITTLE CCCHHH, THAT'S THE THROAT TO SLIT, DEAR. SO HOT FOR A LITTLE CCCHHH, THAT'S THE THROAT TO SLIT, DEAR.

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THAT'S THE THROAT TO SLIT, DEAR.

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>> GOOD MORNING, MR. TODD, AND

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>> GOOD MORNING, MR. TODD, AND TO YOU, BELLISSIMA SIGNORINA. >> GOOD MORNING, MR. TODD, AND TO YOU, BELLISSIMA SIGNORINA. >> 'OW DO YOU DO, I'M SURE, TO YOU, BELLISSIMA SIGNORINA. >> 'OW DO YOU DO, I'M SURE, SIGNOR. >> 'OW DO YOU DO, I'M SURE, SIGNOR. >> A LITTLE BUSINESS WITH MR. SIGNOR. >> A LITTLE BUSINESS WITH MR. TODD. PERHAPS, SIGNORA, IF YOU >> A LITTLE BUSINESS WITH MR. TODD. PERHAPS, SIGNORA, IF YOU WILL GIVE THE PERMISSION? TODD. PERHAPS, SIGNORA, IF YOU WILL GIVE THE PERMISSION? >> I'LL JUST POP ON DOWN TO ME WILL GIVE THE PERMISSION? >> I'LL JUST POP ON DOWN TO ME PIES. OH. HA HA! OH, LAWKS, LOOK >> I'LL JUST POP ON DOWN TO ME PIES. OH. HA HA! OH, LAWKS, LOOK AT IT ALL! DON'T LOOK LIKE IT'S PIES. OH. HA HA! OH, LAWKS, LOOK AT IT ALL! DON'T LOOK LIKE IT'S HAD A KIND WORD SINCE HALF PAST AT IT ALL! DON'T LOOK LIKE IT'S HAD A KIND WORD SINCE HALF PAST NEVER! OH, SON, WHAT WOULD YOU HAD A KIND WORD SINCE HALF PAST NEVER! OH, SON, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO A NICE JUICY MEAT PIE? NEVER! OH, SON, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO A NICE JUICY MEAT PIE? YOUR TEETH IS STRONG, I HOPE. SAY TO A NICE JUICY MEAT PIE? YOUR TEETH IS STRONG, I HOPE. COME ALONG, THEN. AT LEAST YOUR TEETH IS STRONG, I HOPE. COME ALONG, THEN. AT LEAST YOU'VE GOT A NICE FULL HEAD OF COME ALONG, THEN. AT LEAST YOU'VE GOT A NICE FULL HEAD OF HAIR ON YOU. YOU'VE GOT A NICE FULL HEAD OF HAIR ON YOU. >> WELL, TO TELL THE TRUTH, HAIR ON YOU. >> WELL, TO TELL THE TRUTH, MA'AM, IT GETS AWFUL 'OT. >> WELL, TO TELL THE TRUTH, MA'AM, IT GETS AWFUL 'OT. >> OH. MA'AM, IT GETS AWFUL 'OT. >> OH.

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>> OH.

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>> MR. TODD.

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>> MR. TODD. >> SIGNOR PIRELLI. >> MR. TODD. >> SIGNOR PIRELLI. >> OH, CALL ME DANNY. DANIEL >> SIGNOR PIRELLI. >> OH, CALL ME DANNY. DANIEL O'HIGGINS IS THE NAME WHEN IT'S >> OH, CALL ME DANNY. DANIEL O'HIGGINS IS THE NAME WHEN IT'S NOT PROFESSIONAL, AND NOW I'D O'HIGGINS IS THE NAME WHEN IT'S NOT PROFESSIONAL, AND NOW I'D LIKE ME 5 QUID BACK IF'N YOU NOT PROFESSIONAL, AND NOW I'D LIKE ME 5 QUID BACK IF'N YOU DON'T MIND. LIKE ME 5 QUID BACK IF'N YOU DON'T MIND. >> WHY? DON'T MIND. >> WHY? >> IT'LL HOLD ME OVER TILL YOUR >> WHY? >> IT'LL HOLD ME OVER TILL YOUR CUSTOMERS START COMING IN. >> IT'LL HOLD ME OVER TILL YOUR CUSTOMERS START COMING IN. AFTER THAT, IT'LL BE HALF YOUR CUSTOMERS START COMING IN. AFTER THAT, IT'LL BE HALF YOUR PROFITS YOU'LL HAND OVER TO ME AFTER THAT, IT'LL BE HALF YOUR PROFITS YOU'LL HAND OVER TO ME EVERY WEEK ON A FRIDAY, SHARE PROFITS YOU'LL HAND OVER TO ME EVERY WEEK ON A FRIDAY, SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE. ALL RIGHT, MR. EVERY WEEK ON A FRIDAY, SHARE AND SHARE ALIKE. ALL RIGHT, MR. BENJAMIN BARKER? AND SHARE ALIKE. ALL RIGHT, MR. BENJAMIN BARKER? >> WHY DO YOU CALL ME THAT? BENJAMIN BARKER? >> WHY DO YOU CALL ME THAT? >> OH, YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME. >> WHY DO YOU CALL ME THAT? >> OH, YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME. WHY WOULD YOU THEN? I WAS JUST >> OH, YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME. WHY WOULD YOU THEN? I WAS JUST A POOR, DOWN AND OUT IRISH LAD WHY WOULD YOU THEN? I WAS JUST A POOR, DOWN AND OUT IRISH LAD YOU HIRED FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS A POOR, DOWN AND OUT IRISH LAD YOU HIRED FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS SWEEPING UP HAIR AND SUCH LIKE, YOU HIRED FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS SWEEPING UP HAIR AND SUCH LIKE, BUT I REMEMBER THESE AND YOU. SWEEPING UP HAIR AND SUCH LIKE, BUT I REMEMBER THESE AND YOU. BENJAMIN BARKER, LATER BUT I REMEMBER THESE AND YOU. BENJAMIN BARKER, LATER TRANSPORTED TO BOTANY BAY FOR BENJAMIN BARKER, LATER TRANSPORTED TO BOTANY BAY FOR LIFE. SO, MR. TODD, HAVE WE A TRANSPORTED TO BOTANY BAY FOR LIFE. SO, MR. TODD, HAVE WE A DEAL, OR SHALL I RUN DOWN THE LIFE. SO, MR. TODD, HAVE WE A DEAL, OR SHALL I RUN DOWN THE STREET FOR ME PAL BEADLE DEAL, OR SHALL I RUN DOWN THE STREET FOR ME PAL BEADLE BAMFORD? STREET FOR ME PAL BEADLE BAMFORD? HA HA HA! BAMFORD? HA HA HA! YOU T'INK-A YOU SMART HA HA HA! YOU T'INK-A YOU SMART YOU FOOLISH-A BOY YOU T'INK-A YOU SMART YOU FOOLISH-A BOY TOMORROW YOU START YOU FOOLISH-A BOY TOMORROW YOU START AHH TOMORROW YOU START AHH IN MY-A EMPLOY AHH IN MY-A EMPLOY YOU UNNER-A-STAN' IN MY-A EMPLOY YOU UNNER-A-STAN' YOU LIKE-A MY PLAN? YOU UNNER-A-STAN' YOU LIKE-A MY PLAN?

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HIS HANDS WERE QUICK HIS HANDS WERE QUICK HIS FINGERS STRONG HIS HANDS WERE QUICK HIS FINGERS STRONG IT STUNG A LITTLE HIS FINGERS STRONG IT STUNG A LITTLE BUT NOT FOR LONG IT STUNG A LITTLE BUT NOT FOR LONG >> AND THOSE WHO THOUGHT HIM BUT NOT FOR LONG >> AND THOSE WHO THOUGHT HIM A SIMPLE CLOD >> AND THOSE WHO THOUGHT HIM A SIMPLE CLOD WERE SOON RECONSIDERING A SIMPLE CLOD WERE SOON RECONSIDERING UNDER THE SOD WERE SOON RECONSIDERING UNDER THE SOD >> CONSIGNED THERE UNDER THE SOD >> CONSIGNED THERE WITH A FRIENDLY PROD >> CONSIGNED THERE WITH A FRIENDLY PROD >> FROM SWEENEY TODD WITH A FRIENDLY PROD >> FROM SWEENEY TODD >> THE DEMON BARBER >> FROM SWEENEY TODD >> THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET >> THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET >> SEE YOUR RAZOR GLEAM OF FLEET STREET >> SEE YOUR RAZOR GLEAM SWEENEY >> SEE YOUR RAZOR GLEAM SWEENEY FEEL HOW WELL IT FITS SWEENEY FEEL HOW WELL IT FITS >> HOW WELL IT FITS FEEL HOW WELL IT FITS >> HOW WELL IT FITS >> FEEL >> HOW WELL IT FITS >> FEEL >> AS IT FLOATS >> FEEL >> AS IT FLOATS ACROSS THE THROATS >> AS IT FLOATS ACROSS THE THROATS OF HYPOCRITES MEA CULPA, MEA CULPA MEA CULPA, MEA CULPA MEA MAXIMA CULPA MEA CULPA, MEA CULPA MEA MAXIMA CULPA MEA MAXIMA MAXIMA CULPA MEA MAXIMA CULPA MEA MAXIMA MAXIMA CULPA GOD, DELIVER ME MEA MAXIMA MAXIMA CULPA GOD, DELIVER ME RELEASE ME GOD, DELIVER ME RELEASE ME FORGIVE ME RELEASE ME FORGIVE ME RESTRAIN ME FORGIVE ME RESTRAIN ME PERVADE ME JOHANNA, JOHANNA JOHANNA, JOHANNA SO SUDDENLY A WOMAN JOHANNA, JOHANNA SO SUDDENLY A WOMAN THE LIGHT BEHIND YOUR WINDOW SO SUDDENLY A WOMAN THE LIGHT BEHIND YOUR WINDOW IT PENETRATES YOUR GOWN THE LIGHT BEHIND YOUR WINDOW IT PENETRATES YOUR GOWN JOHANNA, JOHANNA IT PENETRATES YOUR GOWN JOHANNA, JOHANNA THE SUN, I SEE THE SUN JOHANNA, JOHANNA THE SUN, I SEE THE SUN THROUGH YOUR THE SUN, I SEE THE SUN THROUGH YOUR NO THROUGH YOUR NO GOD NO GOD DELIVER ME GOD DELIVER ME DELIVER ME DELIVER ME DELIVER ME DOWN DELIVER ME DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN JOHANNA, JOHANNA DOWN JOHANNA, JOHANNA I WATCH YOU FROM THE SHADOWS JOHANNA, JOHANNA I WATCH YOU FROM THE SHADOWS YOU SIGH BEFORE YOUR WINDOW I WATCH YOU FROM THE SHADOWS YOU SIGH BEFORE YOUR WINDOW AND GAZE UPON THE TOWN YOU SIGH BEFORE YOUR WINDOW AND GAZE UPON THE TOWN YOUR LIPS PART, JOHANNA AND GAZE UPON THE TOWN YOUR LIPS PART, JOHANNA SO YOUNG AND SOFT AND BEAUTIFUL YOUR LIPS PART, JOHANNA SO YOUNG AND SOFT AND BEAUTIFUL GOD SO YOUNG AND SOFT AND BEAUTIFUL GOD DELIVER ME GOD DELIVER ME FILTH DELIVER ME FILTH LEAVE ME FILTH LEAVE ME JOHANNA, JOHANNA LEAVE ME JOHANNA, JOHANNA I TREASURED YOU IN INNOCENCE JOHANNA, JOHANNA I TREASURED YOU IN INNOCENCE AND LOVED YOU LIKE A DAUGHTER I TREASURED YOU IN INNOCENCE AND LOVED YOU LIKE A DAUGHTER YOU MOCK ME, JOHANNA AND LOVED YOU LIKE A DAUGHTER YOU MOCK ME, JOHANNA YOU TEMPT ME YOU MOCK ME, JOHANNA YOU TEMPT ME WITH YOUR INNOCENCE YOU TEMPT ME WITH YOUR INNOCENCE YOU TEMPT ME WITH YOUR INNOCENCE YOU TEMPT ME WITH THOSE QUIVERING YOU TEMPT ME WITH THOSE QUIVERING NO WITH THOSE QUIVERING NO GOD NO GOD DELIVER ME GOD DELIVER ME IT WILL DELIVER ME IT WILL STOP IT WILL STOP NOW IT WILL STOP NOW IT WILL STOP NOW IT WILL STOP RIGHT STOP RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW JOHANNA, JOHANNA JOHANNA, JOHANNA I CANNOT KEEP YOU LONGER JOHANNA, JOHANNA I CANNOT KEEP YOU LONGER THE WORLD IS AT YOUR WINDOW I CANNOT KEEP YOU LONGER THE WORLD IS AT YOUR WINDOW YOU WANT TO FLY AWAY THE WORLD IS AT YOUR WINDOW YOU WANT TO FLY AWAY YOU STIR ME, JOHANNA YOU WANT TO FLY AWAY YOU STIR ME, JOHANNA SO SUDDENLY A WOMAN YOU STIR ME, JOHANNA SO SUDDENLY A WOMAN I CANNOT WATCH YOU SO SUDDENLY A WOMAN I CANNOT WATCH YOU ONE MORE DAY I CANNOT WATCH YOU ONE MORE DAY GOD ONE MORE DAY GOD DELIVER ME GOD DELIVER ME GOD DELIVER ME GOD DELIVER ME GOD DELIVER ME GOD DELIVER ME GOD DELIVER GOD DELIVER

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JOHANNA, JOHANNA JOHANNA, JOHANNA I'LL KEEP YOU HERE FOREVER JOHANNA, JOHANNA I'LL KEEP YOU HERE FOREVER I'LL WED YOU ON THE MORROW I'LL KEEP YOU HERE FOREVER I'LL WED YOU ON THE MORROW JOHANNA, JOHANNA I'LL WED YOU ON THE MORROW JOHANNA, JOHANNA THE WORLD WILL NEVER TOUCH YOU JOHANNA, JOHANNA THE WORLD WILL NEVER TOUCH YOU I'LL WED YOU ON THE MORROW THE WORLD WILL NEVER TOUCH YOU I'LL WED YOU ON THE MORROW AS YEARS PASS, JOHANNA I'LL WED YOU ON THE MORROW AS YEARS PASS, JOHANNA YOU'LL TEND ME IN MY SOLITUDE AS YEARS PASS, JOHANNA YOU'LL TEND ME IN MY SOLITUDE NO LONGER AS A DAUGHTER YOU'LL TEND ME IN MY SOLITUDE NO LONGER AS A DAUGHTER AS A WOMAN NO LONGER AS A DAUGHTER AS A WOMAN JOHANNA, JOHANNA AS A WOMAN JOHANNA, JOHANNA I'LL HOLD YOU HERE FOREVER JOHANNA, JOHANNA I'LL HOLD YOU HERE FOREVER THEN YOU'LL KEEP AWAY I'LL HOLD YOU HERE FOREVER THEN YOU'LL KEEP AWAY FROM WINDOWS THEN YOU'LL KEEP AWAY FROM WINDOWS AND YOU'LL DELIVER ME FROM WINDOWS AND YOU'LL DELIVER ME JOHANNA, FROM THIS AND YOU'LL DELIVER ME JOHANNA, FROM THIS HOT JOHANNA, FROM THIS HOT RED HOT RED DEVIL RED DEVIL WITH YOUR DEVIL WITH YOUR SOFT WITH YOUR SOFT WHITE SOFT WHITE COOL WHITE COOL VIRGIN COOL VIRGIN PALMS VIRGIN PALMS

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JOHANNA! JOHANNA! >> FATHER! JOHANNA! >> FATHER! >> I TRUST YOU HAVE NOT BEEN >> FATHER! >> I TRUST YOU HAVE NOT BEEN NEAR THE WINDOW AGAIN. >> I TRUST YOU HAVE NOT BEEN NEAR THE WINDOW AGAIN. >> HARDLY, DEAR FATHER, WHEN IT NEAR THE WINDOW AGAIN. >> HARDLY, DEAR FATHER, WHEN IT HAS BEEN SHUTTERED AND BARRED >> HARDLY, DEAR FATHER, WHEN IT HAS BEEN SHUTTERED AND BARRED THESE LAST 3 DAYS. HAS BEEN SHUTTERED AND BARRED THESE LAST 3 DAYS. >> HOW RIGHT I WAS TO INSIST ON THESE LAST 3 DAYS. >> HOW RIGHT I WAS TO INSIST ON SUCH A PRECAUTION, FOR ONCE >> HOW RIGHT I WAS TO INSIST ON SUCH A PRECAUTION, FOR ONCE AGAIN, HE HAS COME, THIS SUCH A PRECAUTION, FOR ONCE AGAIN, HE HAS COME, THIS CONSCIENCELESS YOUNG SAILOR. 7 AGAIN, HE HAS COME, THIS CONSCIENCELESS YOUNG SAILOR. 7 TIMES HE HAS BEEN DRIVEN FROM CONSCIENCELESS YOUNG SAILOR. 7 TIMES HE HAS BEEN DRIVEN FROM MY DOOR, AND YET, HOW SWEET YOU TIMES HE HAS BEEN DRIVEN FROM MY DOOR, AND YET, HOW SWEET YOU LOOK IN THAT LIGHT MUSLIN GOWN. MY DOOR, AND YET, HOW SWEET YOU LOOK IN THAT LIGHT MUSLIN GOWN. >> 'TIS NOTHING BUT AN OLD LOOK IN THAT LIGHT MUSLIN GOWN. >> 'TIS NOTHING BUT AN OLD DRESS, FATHER. >> 'TIS NOTHING BUT AN OLD DRESS, FATHER. >> IF I WERE TO THINK YOU DRESS, FATHER. >> IF I WERE TO THINK YOU ENCOURAGED THIS YOUNG ROGUE. >> IF I WERE TO THINK YOU ENCOURAGED THIS YOUNG ROGUE. >> I? DEAR FATHER, WHEN HAVE ENCOURAGED THIS YOUNG ROGUE. >> I? DEAR FATHER, WHEN HAVE YOU CEASED TO WARN ME OF THE >> I? DEAR FATHER, WHEN HAVE YOU CEASED TO WARN ME OF THE WICKEDNESS OF MEN? YOU CEASED TO WARN ME OF THE WICKEDNESS OF MEN? >> VENAL YOUNG MEN OF THE WICKEDNESS OF MEN? >> VENAL YOUNG MEN OF THE STREET WITH ONLY ONE THOUGHT IN >> VENAL YOUNG MEN OF THE STREET WITH ONLY ONE THOUGHT IN THEIR HEADS. STREET WITH ONLY ONE THOUGHT IN THEIR HEADS. BUT THERE ARE MEN OF A THEIR HEADS. BUT THERE ARE MEN OF A DIFFERENT AND FAR HIGHER BREED. BUT THERE ARE MEN OF A DIFFERENT AND FAR HIGHER BREED. I HAVE ONE IN MIND FOR YOU. DIFFERENT AND FAR HIGHER BREED. I HAVE ONE IN MIND FOR YOU. >> YOU HAVE? I HAVE ONE IN MIND FOR YOU. >> YOU HAVE? >> A GENTLE MAN, WHO WOULD >> YOU HAVE? >> A GENTLE MAN, WHO WOULD SHIELD YOU FROM ALL EARTHLY >> A GENTLE MAN, WHO WOULD SHIELD YOU FROM ALL EARTHLY CARES AND GUIDE YOUR FALTERING SHIELD YOU FROM ALL EARTHLY CARES AND GUIDE YOUR FALTERING STEPS TO THE SOBER WARMTH OF CARES AND GUIDE YOUR FALTERING STEPS TO THE SOBER WARMTH OF WOMANHOOD, A HUSBAND, STEPS TO THE SOBER WARMTH OF WOMANHOOD, A HUSBAND, PROTECTOR, AND YET AN ARDENT WOMANHOOD, A HUSBAND, PROTECTOR, AND YET AN ARDENT LOVER, TOO, A MAN WHO THROUGH PROTECTOR, AND YET AN ARDENT LOVER, TOO, A MAN WHO THROUGH ALL OF THE YEARS HAS SURELY LOVER, TOO, A MAN WHO THROUGH ALL OF THE YEARS HAS SURELY EARNED YOUR AFFECTION. ALL OF THE YEARS HAS SURELY EARNED YOUR AFFECTION. >> YOU?! OHH! OHH, OHH! OHH! OHH, OHH!

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OHH! OHH, OHH!

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HE MEANS TO MARRY ME MONDAY

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HE MEANS TO MARRY ME MONDAY WHAT SHALL I DO? HE MEANS TO MARRY ME MONDAY WHAT SHALL I DO? I'D RATHER DIE WHAT SHALL I DO? I'D RATHER DIE >> I HAVE A PLAN I'D RATHER DIE >> I HAVE A PLAN >> I'LL SWALLOW POISON >> I HAVE A PLAN >> I'LL SWALLOW POISON ON SUNDAY >> I'LL SWALLOW POISON ON SUNDAY THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO ON SUNDAY THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO I'LL GET SOME LYE THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO I'LL GET SOME LYE >> I HAVE A PLAN I'LL GET SOME LYE >> I HAVE A PLAN >> OH, DEAR, WAS THAT A NOISE? >> I HAVE A PLAN >> OH, DEAR, WAS THAT A NOISE? >> A PLAN >> OH, DEAR, WAS THAT A NOISE? >> A PLAN >> I THINK I HEARD A NOISE >> A PLAN >> I THINK I HEARD A NOISE >> A PLAN >> I THINK I HEARD A NOISE >> A PLAN >> IT COULDN'T BE, HE'S IN COURT >> A PLAN >> IT COULDN'T BE, HE'S IN COURT HE'S IN COURT TODAY >> IT COULDN'T BE, HE'S IN COURT HE'S IN COURT TODAY STILL THAT WAS A NOISE HE'S IN COURT TODAY STILL THAT WAS A NOISE WASN'T THAT A NOISE? STILL THAT WAS A NOISE WASN'T THAT A NOISE? YOU MUST HAVE HEARD THAT WASN'T THAT A NOISE? YOU MUST HAVE HEARD THAT >> KISS ME YOU MUST HAVE HEARD THAT >> KISS ME >> OH, SIR >> KISS ME >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> OH, SIR IF HE SHOULD MARRY ME MONDAY >> OH, SIR IF HE SHOULD MARRY ME MONDAY WHAT SHALL I DO? IF HE SHOULD MARRY ME MONDAY WHAT SHALL I DO? I'LL DIE OF GRIEF WHAT SHALL I DO? I'LL DIE OF GRIEF >> WE FLY TONIGHT I'LL DIE OF GRIEF >> WE FLY TONIGHT >> 'TIS FRIDAY VIRTUALLY SUNDAY >> WE FLY TONIGHT >> 'TIS FRIDAY VIRTUALLY SUNDAY WHAT CAN WE DO >> 'TIS FRIDAY VIRTUALLY SUNDAY WHAT CAN WE DO WITH TIME SO BRIEF? WHAT CAN WE DO WITH TIME SO BRIEF? >> WE FLY TONIGHT WITH TIME SO BRIEF? >> WE FLY TONIGHT >> BEHIND THE CURTAIN, QUICK >> WE FLY TONIGHT >> BEHIND THE CURTAIN, QUICK >> TO-- >> BEHIND THE CURTAIN, QUICK >> TO-- >> I THINK I HEARD A CLICK >> TO-- >> I THINK I HEARD A CLICK >> TONIGHT >> I THINK I HEARD A CLICK >> TONIGHT >> IT WAS A GATE, IT'S THE GATE >> TONIGHT >> IT WAS A GATE, IT'S THE GATE WE DON'T HAVE A GATE >> IT WAS A GATE, IT'S THE GATE WE DON'T HAVE A GATE >> YOU DON'T HAVE A GATE WE DON'T HAVE A GATE >> YOU DON'T HAVE A GATE >> STILL THERE WAS A--WAIT >> YOU DON'T HAVE A GATE >> STILL THERE WAS A--WAIT >> IF YOU'D ONLY LISTEN, MISS >> STILL THERE WAS A--WAIT >> IF YOU'D ONLY LISTEN, MISS AND KISS ME >> IF YOU'D ONLY LISTEN, MISS AND KISS ME >> TONIGHT? AND KISS ME >> TONIGHT? >> KISS ME! >> TONIGHT? >> KISS ME! >> YOU MEAN TONIGHT? >> KISS ME! >> YOU MEAN TONIGHT? >> THE PLAN IS MADE >> YOU MEAN TONIGHT? >> THE PLAN IS MADE >> OH, SIR >> THE PLAN IS MADE >> OH, SIR >> SO KISS ME >> OH, SIR >> SO KISS ME >> I FEEL A FRIGHT >> SO KISS ME >> I FEEL A FRIGHT >> BE NOT AFRAID >> I FEEL A FRIGHT >> BE NOT AFRAID >> SIR, I DID LOVE YOU >> BE NOT AFRAID >> SIR, I DID LOVE YOU >> TONIGHT I'LL STEAL YOU >> SIR, I DID LOVE YOU >> TONIGHT I'LL STEAL YOU >> EVEN AS I SAW YOU >> TONIGHT I'LL STEAL YOU >> EVEN AS I SAW YOU EVEN AS IT DID NOT MATTER >> EVEN AS I SAW YOU EVEN AS IT DID NOT MATTER >> JOHANNA EVEN AS IT DID NOT MATTER >> JOHANNA >> THAT I DID NOT KNOW >> JOHANNA >> THAT I DID NOT KNOW YOUR NAME >> THAT I DID NOT KNOW YOUR NAME >> I'LL STEAL YOU YOUR NAME >> I'LL STEAL YOU IT'S ME YOU'LL MARRY ON MONDAY >> I'LL STEAL YOU IT'S ME YOU'LL MARRY ON MONDAY THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL DO IT'S ME YOU'LL MARRY ON MONDAY THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL DO >> AND GLADLY, SIR THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL DO >> AND GLADLY, SIR >> ST. DUNSTAN'S, NOON >> AND GLADLY, SIR >> ST. DUNSTAN'S, NOON >> I KNEW I'D BE >> ST. DUNSTAN'S, NOON >> I KNEW I'D BE WITH YOU ONE DAY >> I KNEW I'D BE WITH YOU ONE DAY EVEN NOT KNOWING WHO YOU WERE WITH YOU ONE DAY EVEN NOT KNOWING WHO YOU WERE >> AH, MISS, MARRY ME EVEN NOT KNOWING WHO YOU WERE >> AH, MISS, MARRY ME >> I FEARED YOU'D NEVER COME >> AH, MISS, MARRY ME >> I FEARED YOU'D NEVER COME THAT YOU'D BEEN CALLED AWAY >> I FEARED YOU'D NEVER COME THAT YOU'D BEEN CALLED AWAY THAT YOU'D BEEN KILLED THAT YOU'D BEEN CALLED AWAY THAT YOU'D BEEN KILLED HAD THE PLAGUE THAT YOU'D BEEN KILLED HAD THE PLAGUE WERE IN DEBTOR'S JAIL HAD THE PLAGUE WERE IN DEBTOR'S JAIL TRAMPLED BY A HORSE WERE IN DEBTOR'S JAIL TRAMPLED BY A HORSE >> PROMISE MARRY ME, MARRY ME TRAMPLED BY A HORSE >> PROMISE MARRY ME, MARRY ME >> GONE TO SEA AGAIN >> PROMISE MARRY ME, MARRY ME >> GONE TO SEA AGAIN ARRESTED BY THE-- >> GONE TO SEA AGAIN ARRESTED BY THE-- KISS ME ARRESTED BY THE-- KISS ME >> OF COURSE KISS ME >> OF COURSE >> KISS ME >> OF COURSE >> KISS ME >> YOU'RE SURE? >> KISS ME >> YOU'RE SURE? >> KISS ME >> YOU'RE SURE? >> KISS ME >> I SHALL >> KISS ME >> I SHALL >> KISS ME >> I SHALL >> KISS ME OH, SIR >> KISS ME OH, SIR

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OH, SIR

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>> 'TIS PERHAPS REMISS OF ME TO

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>> 'TIS PERHAPS REMISS OF ME TO CLOSE THE COURT SO EARLY, BUT >> 'TIS PERHAPS REMISS OF ME TO CLOSE THE COURT SO EARLY, BUT THE STENCH OF THOSE MISERABLE CLOSE THE COURT SO EARLY, BUT THE STENCH OF THOSE MISERABLE WRETCHES AT THE BAR SO OFFENDED THE STENCH OF THOSE MISERABLE WRETCHES AT THE BAR SO OFFENDED MY NOSTRILS I FEARED MY WRETCHES AT THE BAR SO OFFENDED MY NOSTRILS I FEARED MY EAGERNESS FOR FRESHER AIR MIGHT MY NOSTRILS I FEARED MY EAGERNESS FOR FRESHER AIR MIGHT WELL IMPAIR THE SOUNDNESS OF MY EAGERNESS FOR FRESHER AIR MIGHT WELL IMPAIR THE SOUNDNESS OF MY JUDGMENT. COME! WALK HOME WITH WELL IMPAIR THE SOUNDNESS OF MY JUDGMENT. COME! WALK HOME WITH ME, FOR I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU. IN JUDGMENT. COME! WALK HOME WITH ME, FOR I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU. IN ORDER TO SHIELD HER FROM THE ME, FOR I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU. IN ORDER TO SHIELD HER FROM THE EVILS OF THIS WORLD, I HAVE ORDER TO SHIELD HER FROM THE EVILS OF THIS WORLD, I HAVE DECIDED TO MARRY JOHANNA NEXT EVILS OF THIS WORLD, I HAVE DECIDED TO MARRY JOHANNA NEXT MONDAY. DECIDED TO MARRY JOHANNA NEXT MONDAY. >> AH, SIR, HAPPY NEWS INDEED. MONDAY. >> AH, SIR, HAPPY NEWS INDEED. >> STRANGE. WHEN I OFFERED >> AH, SIR, HAPPY NEWS INDEED. >> STRANGE. WHEN I OFFERED MYSELF TO HER, SHE SHOWED A >> STRANGE. WHEN I OFFERED MYSELF TO HER, SHE SHOWED A CERTAIN RELUCTANCE. MYSELF TO HER, SHE SHOWED A CERTAIN RELUCTANCE. EXCUSE ME, MY LORD CERTAIN RELUCTANCE. EXCUSE ME, MY LORD MAY I REQUEST, MY LORD EXCUSE ME, MY LORD MAY I REQUEST, MY LORD PERMISSION, MY LORD, TO SPEAK? MAY I REQUEST, MY LORD PERMISSION, MY LORD, TO SPEAK? FORGIVE ME IF I SUGGEST PERMISSION, MY LORD, TO SPEAK? FORGIVE ME IF I SUGGEST MY LORD, YOU'RE LOOKING FORGIVE ME IF I SUGGEST MY LORD, YOU'RE LOOKING LESS THAN YOUR BEST, MY LORD MY LORD, YOU'RE LOOKING LESS THAN YOUR BEST, MY LORD THERE'S POWDER UPON YOUR VEST LESS THAN YOUR BEST, MY LORD THERE'S POWDER UPON YOUR VEST MY LORD THERE'S POWDER UPON YOUR VEST MY LORD AND STUBBLE UPON YOUR CHEEK MY LORD AND STUBBLE UPON YOUR CHEEK AND LADIES, MY LORD, ARE WEAK AND STUBBLE UPON YOUR CHEEK AND LADIES, MY LORD, ARE WEAK >> PERHAPS IF SHE GREETS ME AND LADIES, MY LORD, ARE WEAK >> PERHAPS IF SHE GREETS ME CORDIALLY ON MY RETURN, I >> PERHAPS IF SHE GREETS ME CORDIALLY ON MY RETURN, I SHOULD GIVE HER A SMALL GIFT. CORDIALLY ON MY RETURN, I SHOULD GIVE HER A SMALL GIFT. LADIES IN THEIR SHOULD GIVE HER A SMALL GIFT. LADIES IN THEIR SENSITIVITIES, MY LORD LADIES IN THEIR SENSITIVITIES, MY LORD HAVE A FRAGILE SENSIBILITY SENSITIVITIES, MY LORD HAVE A FRAGILE SENSIBILITY WHEN A GIRL'S EMERGENT HAVE A FRAGILE SENSIBILITY WHEN A GIRL'S EMERGENT PROBABLY IT'S URGENT WHEN A GIRL'S EMERGENT PROBABLY IT'S URGENT YOU DEFER TO HER GENTILITY PROBABLY IT'S URGENT YOU DEFER TO HER GENTILITY MY LORD YOU DEFER TO HER GENTILITY MY LORD PERSONAL DISORDER MY LORD PERSONAL DISORDER CANNOT BE IGNORED PERSONAL DISORDER CANNOT BE IGNORED GIVEN THEIR GENTEEL PROCLIVITIES CANNOT BE IGNORED GIVEN THEIR GENTEEL PROCLIVITIES MEANING NO OFFENSE GIVEN THEIR GENTEEL PROCLIVITIES MEANING NO OFFENSE IT HAPPENS THEY RESENTS IT MEANING NO OFFENSE IT HAPPENS THEY RESENTS IT LADIES IN THEIR SENSITIVITIES IT HAPPENS THEY RESENTS IT LADIES IN THEIR SENSITIVITIES MY LORD LADIES IN THEIR SENSITIVITIES MY LORD >> STUBBLE, YOU SAY? MY LORD >> STUBBLE, YOU SAY? PERHAPS AT TIMES I HAVE BEEN A >> STUBBLE, YOU SAY? PERHAPS AT TIMES I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE OVERHASTY IN MY PERHAPS AT TIMES I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE OVERHASTY IN MY MORNING ABLUTIONS. LITTLE OVERHASTY IN MY MORNING ABLUTIONS. FRET NOT THOUGH, MY LORD MORNING ABLUTIONS. FRET NOT THOUGH, MY LORD I KNOW A PLACE, MY LORD FRET NOT THOUGH, MY LORD I KNOW A PLACE, MY LORD A BARBER, MY LORD, OF SKILL I KNOW A PLACE, MY LORD A BARBER, MY LORD, OF SKILL THUS ARMED WITH A SHAVEN FACE A BARBER, MY LORD, OF SKILL THUS ARMED WITH A SHAVEN FACE MY LORD THUS ARMED WITH A SHAVEN FACE MY LORD SOME EAU DE COLOGNE TO BRACE MY LORD SOME EAU DE COLOGNE TO BRACE MY LORD SOME EAU DE COLOGNE TO BRACE MY LORD AND MUSK TO ENHANCE THE CHASE MY LORD AND MUSK TO ENHANCE THE CHASE MY LORD AND MUSK TO ENHANCE THE CHASE MY LORD YOU'LL DAZZLE THE GIRL UNTIL MY LORD YOU'LL DAZZLE THE GIRL UNTIL >> UNTIL? YOU'LL DAZZLE THE GIRL UNTIL >> UNTIL? SHE BOWS TO YOUR >> UNTIL? SHE BOWS TO YOUR EVERY WILL SHE BOWS TO YOUR EVERY WILL >> PERHAPS YOU'RE RIGHT. EVERY WILL >> PERHAPS YOU'RE RIGHT. TAKE ME TO HIM. THE NAME IS TODD THE NAME IS TODD WE'D BEST NOT WAIT THE NAME IS TODD WE'D BEST NOT WAIT UNTIL MONDAY WE'D BEST NOT WAIT UNTIL MONDAY >> SIR, I CONCUR AND FULLY, TOO UNTIL MONDAY >> SIR, I CONCUR AND FULLY, TOO >> SWEENEY TODD >> SIR, I CONCUR AND FULLY, TOO >> SWEENEY TODD >> IT ISN'T RIGHT >> SWEENEY TODD >> IT ISN'T RIGHT WE'D BEST BE MARRIED ON SUNDAY >> IT ISN'T RIGHT WE'D BEST BE MARRIED ON SUNDAY >> SATURDAY, SIR, WOULD ALSO DO WE'D BEST BE MARRIED ON SUNDAY >> SATURDAY, SIR, WOULD ALSO DO >> OR ELSE TONIGHT >> SATURDAY, SIR, WOULD ALSO DO >> OR ELSE TONIGHT >> I THINK I HEARD A NOISE >> OR ELSE TONIGHT >> I THINK I HEARD A NOISE >> FEAR NOT >> I THINK I HEARD A NOISE >> FEAR NOT >> I MEAN ANOTHER NOISE >> FEAR NOT >> I MEAN ANOTHER NOISE >> LIKE WHAT? >> I MEAN ANOTHER NOISE >> LIKE WHAT? >> OH, NEVER MIND, JUST A NOISE >> LIKE WHAT? >> OH, NEVER MIND, JUST A NOISE >> YOU MUSN'T MIND >> OH, NEVER MIND, JUST A NOISE >> YOU MUSN'T MIND IT'S A NOISE, JUST ANOTHER NOISE >> YOU MUSN'T MIND IT'S A NOISE, JUST ANOTHER NOISE SOMETHING IN THE STREET IT'S A NOISE, JUST ANOTHER NOISE SOMETHING IN THE STREET YOU SILLY SOMETHING IN THE STREET YOU SILLY >> KISS ME YOU SILLY >> KISS ME >> OH, SIR >> KISS ME >> OH, SIR >> WE'LL GO TO PARIS ON MONDAY >> OH, SIR >> WE'LL GO TO PARIS ON MONDAY >> WHAT SHALL I WEAR >> WE'LL GO TO PARIS ON MONDAY >> WHAT SHALL I WEAR I DAREN'T PACK >> WHAT SHALL I WEAR I DAREN'T PACK >> WE'LL RIDE A TRAIN I DAREN'T PACK >> WE'LL RIDE A TRAIN >> WITH YOU BESIDE ME ON SUNDAY >> WE'LL RIDE A TRAIN >> WITH YOU BESIDE ME ON SUNDAY WHAT WILL I CARE >> WITH YOU BESIDE ME ON SUNDAY WHAT WILL I CARE WHAT THINGS I LACK? WHAT WILL I CARE WHAT THINGS I LACK? >> THEN SAIL TO SPAIN WHAT THINGS I LACK? >> THEN SAIL TO SPAIN >> I'LL TAKE MY RETICULE >> THEN SAIL TO SPAIN >> I'LL TAKE MY RETICULE >> WHY TAKE YOUR RETICULE? >> I'LL TAKE MY RETICULE >> WHY TAKE YOUR RETICULE? >> I'LL NEED MY RETICULE >> WHY TAKE YOUR RETICULE? >> I'LL NEED MY RETICULE >> WE'LL BUY A RETICULE >> I'LL NEED MY RETICULE >> WE'LL BUY A RETICULE >> YOU MUSTN'T THINK ME A FOOL >> WE'LL BUY A RETICULE >> YOU MUSTN'T THINK ME A FOOL BUT MY RETICULE >> YOU MUSTN'T THINK ME A FOOL BUT MY RETICULE NEVER LEAVES MY SIDE BUT MY RETICULE NEVER LEAVES MY SIDE IT'S THE ONLY THING NEVER LEAVES MY SIDE IT'S THE ONLY THING MY MOTHER GAVE ME IT'S THE ONLY THING MY MOTHER GAVE ME >> KISS ME MY MOTHER GAVE ME >> KISS ME >> THE NAME IS TODD >> KISS ME >> THE NAME IS TODD >> KISS ME >> THE NAME IS TODD >> KISS ME >> TODD? >> KISS ME >> TODD? >> I KNOW A PLACE WHERE WE >> TODD? >> I KNOW A PLACE WHERE WE CAN GO TONIGHT >> I KNOW A PLACE WHERE WE CAN GO TONIGHT >> SWEENEY TODD CAN GO TONIGHT >> SWEENEY TODD >> KISS ME >> SWEENEY TODD >> KISS ME WE HAVE A PLACE WHERE WE >> KISS ME WE HAVE A PLACE WHERE WE CAN GO TONIGHT WE HAVE A PLACE WHERE WE CAN GO TONIGHT >> SWEENEY TODD CAN GO TONIGHT >> SWEENEY TODD >> I LOVED YOU >> SWEENEY TODD >> I LOVED YOU EVEN AS I SAW YOU >> I LOVED YOU EVEN AS I SAW YOU EVEN AS IT DOES NOT MATTER EVEN AS I SAW YOU EVEN AS IT DOES NOT MATTER THAT I STILL DON'T EVEN AS IT DOES NOT MATTER THAT I STILL DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME, SIR THAT I STILL DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME, SIR >> SWEENEY TODD KNOW YOUR NAME, SIR >> SWEENEY TODD >> EVEN AS I SAW YOU >> SWEENEY TODD >> EVEN AS I SAW YOU >> JOHANNA >> EVEN AS I SAW YOU >> JOHANNA >> EVEN AS IT DOES NOT MATTER >> JOHANNA >> EVEN AS IT DOES NOT MATTER >> JOHANNA >> EVEN AS IT DOES NOT MATTER >> JOHANNA >> THAT I STILL DON'T >> JOHANNA >> THAT I STILL DON'T >> JOHANNA! >> THAT I STILL DON'T >> JOHANNA! >> KNOW YOUR NAME >> JOHANNA! >> KNOW YOUR NAME >> ANTHONY. >> KNOW YOUR NAME >> ANTHONY. >> TODD? >> ANTHONY. >> TODD? >> TODD. >> TODD? >> TODD. >> ANTHONY! >> TODD. >> ANTHONY! >> TODD, EH? >> ANTHONY! >> TODD, EH? I'LL MARRY ANTHONY SUNDAY >> TODD, EH? I'LL MARRY ANTHONY SUNDAY THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO I'LL MARRY ANTHONY SUNDAY THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO >> SENSITIVITIES, MY LORD THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO >> SENSITIVITIES, MY LORD >> PRAY, LEAD THE WAY >> SENSITIVITIES, MY LORD >> PRAY, LEAD THE WAY >> NO MATTER WHAT >> PRAY, LEAD THE WAY >> NO MATTER WHAT I KNEW YOU'D COME FOR ME ONE DAY >> NO MATTER WHAT I KNEW YOU'D COME FOR ME ONE DAY ONLY AFRAID THAT YOU'D FORGOT I KNEW YOU'D COME FOR ME ONE DAY ONLY AFRAID THAT YOU'D FORGOT >> JUST AS YOU SAY ONLY AFRAID THAT YOU'D FORGOT >> JUST AS YOU SAY >> I FEARED YOU'D NEVER COME >> JUST AS YOU SAY >> I FEARED YOU'D NEVER COME >> WHEN A GIRL'S EMERGENT >> I FEARED YOU'D NEVER COME >> WHEN A GIRL'S EMERGENT >> THAT YOU'D BEEN KILLED >> WHEN A GIRL'S EMERGENT >> THAT YOU'D BEEN KILLED HAD THE PLAGUE >> THAT YOU'D BEEN KILLED HAD THE PLAGUE WERE IN DEBTOR'S JAIL HAD THE PLAGUE WERE IN DEBTOR'S JAIL TRAMPLED BY A HORSE WERE IN DEBTOR'S JAIL TRAMPLED BY A HORSE ARRESTED BY THE-- TRAMPLED BY A HORSE ARRESTED BY THE-- >> ENOUGH OF ALL THIS ARRESTED BY THE-- >> ENOUGH OF ALL THIS >> SENSITIVITIES >> ENOUGH OF ALL THIS >> SENSITIVITIES >> OH, SIR >> SENSITIVITIES >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> TODD >> AH, MISS >> TODD >> OH, SIR >> TODD >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> OH, SIR >> AH, MISS >> TODD >> AH, MISS >> TODD

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>> HOW LONG BEFORE THE ITALIAN >> HOW LONG BEFORE THE ITALIAN GETS BACK? >> HOW LONG BEFORE THE ITALIAN GETS BACK? >> HE WON'T BE BACK. GETS BACK? >> HE WON'T BE BACK. >> OH! MR. TODD, YOU NEVER!

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YOU-- UGH. YOU-- UGH. OH! YOU'RE CRAZY MAD! KILLING A UGH. OH! YOU'RE CRAZY MAD! KILLING A MAN WOT DONE YOU NO HARM? AND OH! YOU'RE CRAZY MAD! KILLING A MAN WOT DONE YOU NO HARM? AND THE BOY DOWNSTAIRS? MAN WOT DONE YOU NO HARM? AND THE BOY DOWNSTAIRS? >> HE RECOGNIZED ME FROM THE THE BOY DOWNSTAIRS? >> HE RECOGNIZED ME FROM THE OLD DAYS. HE TRIED TO BLACKMAIL >> HE RECOGNIZED ME FROM THE OLD DAYS. HE TRIED TO BLACKMAIL ME HALF MY EARNINGS FOREVER! OLD DAYS. HE TRIED TO BLACKMAIL ME HALF MY EARNINGS FOREVER! >> OH. THAT'S A DIFFERENT ME HALF MY EARNINGS FOREVER! >> OH. THAT'S A DIFFERENT MATTER! >> OH. THAT'S A DIFFERENT MATTER!

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MATTER!

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WHAT A RELIEF, DEAR! FOR A

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WHAT A RELIEF, DEAR! FOR A MOMENT THERE, I THOUGHT YOU'D WHAT A RELIEF, DEAR! FOR A MOMENT THERE, I THOUGHT YOU'D LOST YOUR MARBLES. MOMENT THERE, I THOUGHT YOU'D LOST YOUR MARBLES. OH. LOST YOUR MARBLES. OH. OOH! ALL THAT BLOOD! IT'S OH. OOH! ALL THAT BLOOD! IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU COME OVER OOH! ALL THAT BLOOD! IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU COME OVER ALL GOOSEFLESH, AIN'T IT? OH, ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU COME OVER ALL GOOSEFLESH, AIN'T IT? OH, DEAR POOR BUGGER. OH, WELL! ALL GOOSEFLESH, AIN'T IT? OH, DEAR POOR BUGGER. OH, WELL! 3 QUID! LOOK! OH! WASTE NOT, DEAR POOR BUGGER. OH, WELL! 3 QUID! LOOK! OH! WASTE NOT, WANT NOT, THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS 3 QUID! LOOK! OH! WASTE NOT, WANT NOT, THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY. THAT'S NICE. NOW, DEAR, WE WANT NOT, THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY. THAT'S NICE. NOW, DEAR, WE GOT TO USE THE OLD NOGGIN. SAY. THAT'S NICE. NOW, DEAR, WE GOT TO USE THE OLD NOGGIN. FIRST THERE'S THE LAD. GOT TO USE THE OLD NOGGIN. FIRST THERE'S THE LAD. >> BRING HIM UP HERE. FIRST THERE'S THE LAD. >> BRING HIM UP HERE. HIM, TOO! SURELY ONE'S ENOUGH >> BRING HIM UP HERE. HIM, TOO! SURELY ONE'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY, DEAR. YOU SHOULDN'T HIM, TOO! SURELY ONE'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY, DEAR. YOU SHOULDN'T INDULGE YOURSELF, YOU KNOW. FOR TODAY, DEAR. YOU SHOULDN'T INDULGE YOURSELF, YOU KNOW. >> PROVIDENCE IS KIND. INDULGE YOURSELF, YOU KNOW. >> PROVIDENCE IS KIND. >> WHO IS IT? >> PROVIDENCE IS KIND. >> WHO IS IT? >> JUDGE TURPIN. >> WHO IS IT? >> JUDGE TURPIN. >> HIM? IT CAN'T BE! >> JUDGE TURPIN. >> HIM? IT CAN'T BE! >> QUICK, LEAVE ME! >> HIM? IT CAN'T BE! >> QUICK, LEAVE ME! >> WHAT YOU GONNA DO? >> QUICK, LEAVE ME! >> WHAT YOU GONNA DO? >> LEAVE ME! >> WHAT YOU GONNA DO? >> LEAVE ME! I'M OUT! >> LEAVE ME! I'M OUT! HOW DO YOU DO, YOUR LORDSHIP? I'M OUT! HOW DO YOU DO, YOUR LORDSHIP? HOW DO YOU DO? HOW DO YOU DO, YOUR LORDSHIP? HOW DO YOU DO?

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>> MR. TODD? >> AT YOUR SERVICE, SIR. AN >> MR. TODD? >> AT YOUR SERVICE, SIR. AN HONOR TO RECEIVE YOUR >> AT YOUR SERVICE, SIR. AN HONOR TO RECEIVE YOUR PATRONAGE, SIR. HONOR TO RECEIVE YOUR PATRONAGE, SIR. >> THESE PREMISES ARE HARDLY PATRONAGE, SIR. >> THESE PREMISES ARE HARDLY PREPOSSESSING, BUT THE BEADLE >> THESE PREMISES ARE HARDLY PREPOSSESSING, BUT THE BEADLE TELLS ME THAT YOU ARE THE MOST PREPOSSESSING, BUT THE BEADLE TELLS ME THAT YOU ARE THE MOST ACCOMPLISHED OF ALL THE BARBERS TELLS ME THAT YOU ARE THE MOST ACCOMPLISHED OF ALL THE BARBERS IN THE CITY. ACCOMPLISHED OF ALL THE BARBERS IN THE CITY. >> THAT IS VERY GENEROUS OF IN THE CITY. >> THAT IS VERY GENEROUS OF HIM. SIT, SIR, IF YOU PLEASE, >> THAT IS VERY GENEROUS OF HIM. SIT, SIR, IF YOU PLEASE, SIR. SIT. AND WHAT MAY I DO FOR YOU, SIR? AND WHAT MAY I DO FOR YOU, SIR? A STYLISH TRIMMING OF THE HAIR? AND WHAT MAY I DO FOR YOU, SIR? A STYLISH TRIMMING OF THE HAIR? YOU SEE, SIR A STYLISH TRIMMING OF THE HAIR? YOU SEE, SIR A MAN INFATUATED WITH LOVE YOU SEE, SIR A MAN INFATUATED WITH LOVE HER ARDENT AND EAGER SLAVE A MAN INFATUATED WITH LOVE HER ARDENT AND EAGER SLAVE SO FETCH THE POMADE HER ARDENT AND EAGER SLAVE SO FETCH THE POMADE AND PUMICE STONE SO FETCH THE POMADE AND PUMICE STONE AND LEND ME AND PUMICE STONE AND LEND ME A MORE SEDUCTIVE TONE AND LEND ME A MORE SEDUCTIVE TONE A SPRINKLING PERHAPS A MORE SEDUCTIVE TONE A SPRINKLING PERHAPS OF FRENCH COLOGNE A SPRINKLING PERHAPS OF FRENCH COLOGNE BUT FIRST, SIR, I THINK A SHAVE OF FRENCH COLOGNE BUT FIRST, SIR, I THINK A SHAVE >> THE CLOSEST I EVER GAVE BUT FIRST, SIR, I THINK A SHAVE >> THE CLOSEST I EVER GAVE >> BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM >> THE CLOSEST I EVER GAVE >> BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM >> BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM >>

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>> BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM >> BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM RUM-PUM-PUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM RUM-PUM-PUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM RUM-PUM-PUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM YOU'RE IN A MERRY MOOD TODAY, BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM YOU'RE IN A MERRY MOOD TODAY, MR. TODD. YOU'RE IN A MERRY MOOD TODAY, MR. TODD. 'TIS YOUR DELIGHT, SIR MR. TODD. 'TIS YOUR DELIGHT, SIR CATCHING FIRE 'TIS YOUR DELIGHT, SIR CATCHING FIRE FROM ONE MAN TO THE NEXT CATCHING FIRE FROM ONE MAN TO THE NEXT >> 'TIS TRUE, SIR, LOVE FROM ONE MAN TO THE NEXT >> 'TIS TRUE, SIR, LOVE CAN STILL INSPIRE >> 'TIS TRUE, SIR, LOVE CAN STILL INSPIRE THE BLOOD TO POUND CAN STILL INSPIRE THE BLOOD TO POUND THE HEART LEAP HIGHER THE BLOOD TO POUND THE HEART LEAP HIGHER WHAT MORE THE HEART LEAP HIGHER WHAT MORE >> WHAT MORE CAN MAN REQUIRE WHAT MORE >> WHAT MORE CAN MAN REQUIRE >> THAN LOVE, SIR? >> WHAT MORE CAN MAN REQUIRE >> THAN LOVE, SIR? >> MORE THAN LOVE, SIR >> THAN LOVE, SIR? >> MORE THAN LOVE, SIR >> WHAT'S THAT? >> MORE THAN LOVE, SIR >> WHAT'S THAT? >> WOMEN >> WHAT'S THAT? >> WOMEN >> AH, YES, WOMEN >> WOMEN >> AH, YES, WOMEN >> PRETTY WOMEN >> AH, YES, WOMEN >> PRETTY WOMEN >> BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM >> PRETTY WOMEN >> BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM >> BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM >>

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>> BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM >> BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM RUM-PUM-PUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM RUM-PUM-PUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM RUM-PUM-PUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM RUM-PUM-PUM-PUM-BUM BUM-DA-DUM-BUM-BUM RUM-PUM-PUM-PUM-BUM

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NOW THEN, MY FRIEND NOW THEN, MY FRIEND NOW TO YOUR PURPOSE NOW THEN, MY FRIEND NOW TO YOUR PURPOSE PATIENCE, ENJOY IT NOW TO YOUR PURPOSE PATIENCE, ENJOY IT REVENGE CAN'T BE TAKEN IN HASTE PATIENCE, ENJOY IT REVENGE CAN'T BE TAKEN IN HASTE >> MAKE HASTE, AND IF WE WED REVENGE CAN'T BE TAKEN IN HASTE >> MAKE HASTE, AND IF WE WED YOU'LL BE COMMENDED, SIR >> MAKE HASTE, AND IF WE WED YOU'LL BE COMMENDED, SIR >> MY LORD YOU'LL BE COMMENDED, SIR >> MY LORD AND WHO, MAY IT BE SAID >> MY LORD AND WHO, MAY IT BE SAID IS YOUR INTENDED, SIR? AND WHO, MAY IT BE SAID IS YOUR INTENDED, SIR? >> MY WARD IS YOUR INTENDED, SIR? >> MY WARD AND PRETTY AS A ROSEBUD. >> MY WARD AND PRETTY AS A ROSEBUD. >> AS PRETTY AS HER MOTHER? AND PRETTY AS A ROSEBUD. >> AS PRETTY AS HER MOTHER? >> WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT? >> AS PRETTY AS HER MOTHER? >> WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT? >> OH, NOTHING SIR. NOTHING. >> WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT? >> OH, NOTHING SIR. NOTHING. NOTHING. MAY WE PROCEED? PRETTY WOMEN PRETTY WOMEN FASCINATING PRETTY WOMEN FASCINATING SIPPING COFFEE FASCINATING SIPPING COFFEE DANCING SIPPING COFFEE DANCING PRETTY WOMEN DANCING PRETTY WOMEN ARE A WONDER PRETTY WOMEN ARE A WONDER PRETTY WOMEN ARE A WONDER PRETTY WOMEN SITTING IN THE WINDOW PRETTY WOMEN SITTING IN THE WINDOW OR STANDING ON THE STAIR SITTING IN THE WINDOW OR STANDING ON THE STAIR SOMETHING IN THEM OR STANDING ON THE STAIR SOMETHING IN THEM CHEERS THE AIR SOMETHING IN THEM CHEERS THE AIR PRETTY WOMEN CHEERS THE AIR PRETTY WOMEN >> SILHOUETTED PRETTY WOMEN >> SILHOUETTED >> STAY WITHIN YOU >> SILHOUETTED >> STAY WITHIN YOU >> GLANCING >> STAY WITHIN YOU >> GLANCING >> STAY FOREVER >> GLANCING >> STAY FOREVER >> BREATHING LIGHTLY >> STAY FOREVER >> BREATHING LIGHTLY >> PRETTY WOMEN, PRETTY WOMEN >> BREATHING LIGHTLY >> PRETTY WOMEN, PRETTY WOMEN BLOWING OUT THEIR CANDLES >> PRETTY WOMEN, PRETTY WOMEN BLOWING OUT THEIR CANDLES >> BLOWING OUT THEIR CANDLES BLOWING OUT THEIR CANDLES >> BLOWING OUT THEIR CANDLES >> OR COMBING OUT THEIR HAIR >> BLOWING OUT THEIR CANDLES >> OR COMBING OUT THEIR HAIR >> COMBING OUT THEIR HAIR >> OR COMBING OUT THEIR HAIR >> COMBING OUT THEIR HAIR THEN THEY >> COMBING OUT THEIR HAIR THEN THEY >> EVEN WHEN THEY LEAVE THEN THEY >> EVEN WHEN THEY LEAVE >> EVEN WHEN THEY LEAVE YOU >> EVEN WHEN THEY LEAVE >> EVEN WHEN THEY LEAVE YOU AND VANISH, THEY SOMEHOW >> EVEN WHEN THEY LEAVE YOU AND VANISH, THEY SOMEHOW >> THEY STILL AND VANISH, THEY SOMEHOW >> THEY STILL >> CAN STILL REMAIN THERE >> THEY STILL >> CAN STILL REMAIN THERE >> ARE THERE >> CAN STILL REMAIN THERE >> ARE THERE THEY'RE THERE >> ARE THERE THEY'RE THERE >> AH, PRETTY WOMEN THEY'RE THERE >> AH, PRETTY WOMEN >> AT THEIR MIRRORS >> AH, PRETTY WOMEN >> AT THEIR MIRRORS >> IN THEIR GARDENS >> AT THEIR MIRRORS >> IN THEIR GARDENS >> LETTER-WRITING >> IN THEIR GARDENS >> LETTER-WRITING >> FLOWER-PICKING >> LETTER-WRITING >> FLOWER-PICKING >> WEATHER-WATCHING >> FLOWER-PICKING >> WEATHER-WATCHING >> HOW THEY MAKE A MAN SING >> WEATHER-WATCHING >> HOW THEY MAKE A MAN SING PROOF OF HEAVEN >> HOW THEY MAKE A MAN SING PROOF OF HEAVEN AS YOU'RE LIVING PROOF OF HEAVEN AS YOU'RE LIVING PRETTY WOMEN, SIR AS YOU'RE LIVING PRETTY WOMEN, SIR PRETTY WOMEN PRETTY WOMEN, SIR PRETTY WOMEN >> YES PRETTY WOMEN >> YES >> PRETTY WOMEN >> YES >> PRETTY WOMEN ALL THE PRETTY WOMEN >> PRETTY WOMEN ALL THE PRETTY WOMEN >> PRETTY WOMEN, SIR ALL THE PRETTY WOMEN >> PRETTY WOMEN, SIR >> JOHANNA MARRIES ME SUNDAY >> PRETTY WOMEN, SIR >> JOHANNA MARRIES ME SUNDAY EVERYTHING'S SET >> JOHANNA MARRIES ME SUNDAY EVERYTHING'S SET WE LEAVE TON-- EVERYTHING'S SET WE LEAVE TON-- >> JUDGE TURPIN! WE LEAVE TON-- >> JUDGE TURPIN! >> YOU! THERE IS INDEED A >> JUDGE TURPIN! >> YOU! THERE IS INDEED A HIGHER POWER TO WARN ME THUS IN >> YOU! THERE IS INDEED A HIGHER POWER TO WARN ME THUS IN TIME. JOHANNA ELOPE WITH YOU? HIGHER POWER TO WARN ME THUS IN TIME. JOHANNA ELOPE WITH YOU? DECEIVING SLUT! I'LL LOCK HER TIME. JOHANNA ELOPE WITH YOU? DECEIVING SLUT! I'LL LOCK HER IN SOME OBSCURE RETREAT WHERE DECEIVING SLUT! I'LL LOCK HER IN SOME OBSCURE RETREAT WHERE NEITHER YOU OR ANY OTHER VILE, IN SOME OBSCURE RETREAT WHERE NEITHER YOU OR ANY OTHER VILE, CORRUPTING YOUTH WILL EVER LAY NEITHER YOU OR ANY OTHER VILE, CORRUPTING YOUTH WILL EVER LAY EYES ON HER AGAIN. CORRUPTING YOUTH WILL EVER LAY EYES ON HER AGAIN. >> BUT, SIR, I BEG OF YOU-- EYES ON HER AGAIN. >> BUT, SIR, I BEG OF YOU-- >> AND AS FOR YOU, BARBER, IT >> BUT, SIR, I BEG OF YOU-- >> AND AS FOR YOU, BARBER, IT IS ALL TOO CLEAR THE COMPANY >> AND AS FOR YOU, BARBER, IT IS ALL TOO CLEAR THE COMPANY YOU KEEP. SERVICE THEM WELL AND IS ALL TOO CLEAR THE COMPANY YOU KEEP. SERVICE THEM WELL AND HOLD THEIR CUSTOM, FOR YOU'LL YOU KEEP. SERVICE THEM WELL AND HOLD THEIR CUSTOM, FOR YOU'LL HAVE NONE OF MINE! HOLD THEIR CUSTOM, FOR YOU'LL HAVE NONE OF MINE! >> MR. TODD! HAVE NONE OF MINE! >> MR. TODD! >> OUT! OUT, I SAY, OUT! >> MR. TODD! >> OUT! OUT, I SAY, OUT! >> OH! ALL THIS RUNNING AND >> OUT! OUT, I SAY, OUT! >> OH! ALL THIS RUNNING AND SHOUTING. WHAT IS IT NOW, DEAR? >> OH! ALL THIS RUNNING AND SHOUTING. WHAT IS IT NOW, DEAR? >> I HAD HIM, AND THEN-- SHOUTING. WHAT IS IT NOW, DEAR? >> I HAD HIM, AND THEN-- >> THE SAILOR BUSTED IN. I SAW >> I HAD HIM, AND THEN-- >> THE SAILOR BUSTED IN. I SAW THEM BOTH RUNNING DOWN THE >> THE SAILOR BUSTED IN. I SAW THEM BOTH RUNNING DOWN THE STREET. I SAID TO MYSELF, THEM BOTH RUNNING DOWN THE STREET. I SAID TO MYSELF, "THE FAT'S IN THE FIRE FOR STREET. I SAID TO MYSELF, "THE FAT'S IN THE FIRE FOR SURE!" "THE FAT'S IN THE FIRE FOR SURE!" I HAD HIM SURE!" I HAD HIM HIS THROAT WAS BARE I HAD HIM HIS THROAT WAS BARE BENEATH MY HAND HIS THROAT WAS BARE BENEATH MY HAND >> THERE, THERE, DEAR. DON'T BENEATH MY HAND >> THERE, THERE, DEAR. DON'T FRET. >> THERE, THERE, DEAR. DON'T FRET. NO, I HAD HIM FRET. NO, I HAD HIM HIS THROAT WAS THERE NO, I HAD HIM HIS THROAT WAS THERE AND HE'LL NEVER COME AGAIN HIS THROAT WAS THERE AND HE'LL NEVER COME AGAIN >> EASY NOW AND HE'LL NEVER COME AGAIN >> EASY NOW HUSH, LOVE, HUSH >> EASY NOW HUSH, LOVE, HUSH I KEEP TELLING YOU HUSH, LOVE, HUSH I KEEP TELLING YOU >> WHEN? I KEEP TELLING YOU >> WHEN? >> WHAT'S YOUR RUSH? >> WHEN? >> WHAT'S YOUR RUSH? >> WHY DID I WAIT? >> WHAT'S YOUR RUSH? >> WHY DID I WAIT? YOU TOLD ME TO WAIT >> WHY DID I WAIT? YOU TOLD ME TO WAIT NOW HE'LL NEVER COME AGAIN YOU TOLD ME TO WAIT NOW HE'LL NEVER COME AGAIN THERE'S A HOLE IN THE WORLD NOW HE'LL NEVER COME AGAIN THERE'S A HOLE IN THE WORLD LIKE A GREAT BLACK PIT THERE'S A HOLE IN THE WORLD LIKE A GREAT BLACK PIT AND IT'S FILLED WITH PEOPLE LIKE A GREAT BLACK PIT AND IT'S FILLED WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE FILLED WITH... AND IT'S FILLED WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE FILLED WITH... AND THE VERMIN OF THE WORLD WHO ARE FILLED WITH... AND THE VERMIN OF THE WORLD INHABIT IT AND THE VERMIN OF THE WORLD INHABIT IT BUT NOT FOR LONG INHABIT IT BUT NOT FOR LONG THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE BUT NOT FOR LONG THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE TELL YOU WHY, MRS. LOVETT THEY ALL DESERVE TO DIE TELL YOU WHY, MRS. LOVETT TELL YOU WHY TELL YOU WHY, MRS. LOVETT TELL YOU WHY BECAUSE IN ALL TELL YOU WHY BECAUSE IN ALL OF THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE BECAUSE IN ALL OF THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE MRS. LOVETT, THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE MRS. LOVETT, THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF MEN AND ONLY TWO MRS. LOVETT, THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF MEN AND ONLY TWO THERE'S THE ONE STAYING PUT OF MEN AND ONLY TWO THERE'S THE ONE STAYING PUT IN HIS PROPER PLACE THERE'S THE ONE STAYING PUT IN HIS PROPER PLACE AND THE ONE WITH HIS FOOT IN HIS PROPER PLACE AND THE ONE WITH HIS FOOT IN THE OTHER ONE'S FACE AND THE ONE WITH HIS FOOT IN THE OTHER ONE'S FACE LOOK AT ME, MRS. LOVETT IN THE OTHER ONE'S FACE LOOK AT ME, MRS. LOVETT LOOK AT YOU LOOK AT ME, MRS. LOVETT LOOK AT YOU NO, WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE LOOK AT YOU NO, WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE EVEN YOU, MRS. LOVETT NO, WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE EVEN YOU, MRS. LOVETT EVEN I EVEN YOU, MRS. LOVETT EVEN I BECAUSE THE LIVES OF THE WICKED EVEN I BECAUSE THE LIVES OF THE WICKED SHOULD BE MADE BRIEF BECAUSE THE LIVES OF THE WICKED SHOULD BE MADE BRIEF FOR THE REST OF US, DEATH SHOULD BE MADE BRIEF FOR THE REST OF US, DEATH WILL BE A RELIEF FOR THE REST OF US, DEATH WILL BE A RELIEF WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE WILL BE A RELIEF WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE AND I'LL NEVER SEE JOHANNA WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE AND I'LL NEVER SEE JOHANNA NO, I'LL NEVER HUG MY GIRL AND I'LL NEVER SEE JOHANNA NO, I'LL NEVER HUG MY GIRL TO ME NO, I'LL NEVER HUG MY GIRL TO ME FINISHED TO ME FINISHED ALL RIGHT FINISHED ALL RIGHT YOU, SIR ALL RIGHT YOU, SIR HOW ABOUT A SHAVE? YOU, SIR HOW ABOUT A SHAVE? COME AND VISIT HOW ABOUT A SHAVE? COME AND VISIT YOUR GOOD FRIEND SWEENEY COME AND VISIT YOUR GOOD FRIEND SWEENEY YOU, SIR YOUR GOOD FRIEND SWEENEY YOU, SIR TOO, SIR YOU, SIR TOO, SIR WELCOME TO THE GRAVE TOO, SIR WELCOME TO THE GRAVE I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE WELCOME TO THE GRAVE I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE I WILL HAVE SALVATION I WILL HAVE VENGEANCE I WILL HAVE SALVATION WHO, SIR? I WILL HAVE SALVATION WHO, SIR? YOU, SIR? WHO, SIR? YOU, SIR? NO ONE IN THE CHAIR YOU, SIR? NO ONE IN THE CHAIR COME ON, COME ON NO ONE IN THE CHAIR COME ON, COME ON SWEENEY'S WAITING COME ON, COME ON SWEENEY'S WAITING I WANT YOU BLEEDERS SWEENEY'S WAITING I WANT YOU BLEEDERS YOU, SIR I WANT YOU BLEEDERS YOU, SIR ANYBODY YOU, SIR ANYBODY GENTLEMEN, NOW DON'T BE SHY ANYBODY GENTLEMEN, NOW DON'T BE SHY NOT ONE MAN GENTLEMEN, NOW DON'T BE SHY NOT ONE MAN NO, NOT 10 MEN NOT ONE MAN NO, NOT 10 MEN NOR A HUNDRED NO, NOT 10 MEN NOR A HUNDRED CAN ASSUAGE ME NOR A HUNDRED CAN ASSUAGE ME I WILL HAVE YOU CAN ASSUAGE ME I WILL HAVE YOU HA HA HA I WILL HAVE YOU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AND I WILL GET HIM BACK HA HA HA AND I WILL GET HIM BACK EVEN AS HE GLOATS AND I WILL GET HIM BACK EVEN AS HE GLOATS IN THE MEANTIME, I'LL PRACTICE EVEN AS HE GLOATS IN THE MEANTIME, I'LL PRACTICE ON LESS HONORABLE THROATS IN THE MEANTIME, I'LL PRACTICE ON LESS HONORABLE THROATS AND MY LUCY LIES IN ASHES ON LESS HONORABLE THROATS AND MY LUCY LIES IN ASHES AND I'LL NEVER SEE MY GIRL AGAIN AND MY LUCY LIES IN ASHES AND I'LL NEVER SEE MY GIRL AGAIN BUT THE WORK WAITS AND I'LL NEVER SEE MY GIRL AGAIN BUT THE WORK WAITS I'M ALIVE AT LAST BUT THE WORK WAITS I'M ALIVE AT LAST AND I'M FULL OF JOY I'M ALIVE AT LAST AND I'M FULL OF JOY

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>> THAT'S ALL VERY WELL... >> THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...

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>> THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...

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BUT ALL THAT MATTERS NOW IS HIM!

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BUT ALL THAT MATTERS NOW IS HIM! LISTEN! DO YOU HEAR ME? BUT ALL THAT MATTERS NOW IS HIM! LISTEN! DO YOU HEAR ME? CAN YOU HEAR ME? LISTEN! DO YOU HEAR ME? CAN YOU HEAR ME? 'EY! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH CAN YOU HEAR ME? 'EY! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THE ITALIAN? 'EY! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THE ITALIAN? >> LATER ON, WHEN IT'S DARK, THE ITALIAN? >> LATER ON, WHEN IT'S DARK, WE'LL TAKE HIM TO A SECRET >> LATER ON, WHEN IT'S DARK, WE'LL TAKE HIM TO A SECRET PLACE AND BURY HIM. WE'LL TAKE HIM TO A SECRET PLACE AND BURY HIM. >> WELL, OF COURSE, WE COULD DO PLACE AND BURY HIM. >> WELL, OF COURSE, WE COULD DO THAT. I DON'T SUPPOSE THERE'S >> WELL, OF COURSE, WE COULD DO THAT. I DON'T SUPPOSE THERE'S ANY RELATIVES GONNA COME THAT. I DON'T SUPPOSE THERE'S ANY RELATIVES GONNA COME POKING AROUND LOOKING FOR HIM. ANY RELATIVES GONNA COME POKING AROUND LOOKING FOR HIM.

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POKING AROUND LOOKING FOR HIM.

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YOU KNOW ME. BRIGHT IDEAS JUST

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YOU KNOW ME. BRIGHT IDEAS JUST POP INTO ME HEAD, AND I KEEP YOU KNOW ME. BRIGHT IDEAS JUST POP INTO ME HEAD, AND I KEEP THINKING... POP INTO ME HEAD, AND I KEEP THINKING... SEEMS A DOWNRIGHT SHAME THINKING... SEEMS A DOWNRIGHT SHAME >> SHAME? SEEMS A DOWNRIGHT SHAME >> SHAME? >> MM-HMM. >> SHAME? >> MM-HMM. SEEMS AN AWFUL WASTE >> MM-HMM. SEEMS AN AWFUL WASTE SUCH A NICE PLUMP FRAME SEEMS AN AWFUL WASTE SUCH A NICE PLUMP FRAME WOT'S-HIS-NAME HAS SUCH A NICE PLUMP FRAME WOT'S-HIS-NAME HAS HAD WOT'S-HIS-NAME HAS HAD HAS HAD HAS NOR IT CAN'T BE TRACED HAS NOR IT CAN'T BE TRACED BUSINESS NEEDS A LIFT NOR IT CAN'T BE TRACED BUSINESS NEEDS A LIFT DEBTS TO BE ERASED BUSINESS NEEDS A LIFT DEBTS TO BE ERASED THINK OF IT AS THRIFT DEBTS TO BE ERASED THINK OF IT AS THRIFT AS A GIFT THINK OF IT AS THRIFT AS A GIFT IF YOU GET MY DRIFT AS A GIFT IF YOU GET MY DRIFT NO? IF YOU GET MY DRIFT NO? SEEMS AN AWFUL WASTE NO? SEEMS AN AWFUL WASTE I MEAN, WITH THE PRICE OF MEAT SEEMS AN AWFUL WASTE I MEAN, WITH THE PRICE OF MEAT WHAT IT IS I MEAN, WITH THE PRICE OF MEAT WHAT IT IS WHEN YOU GET IT WHAT IT IS WHEN YOU GET IT IF YOU GET IT WHEN YOU GET IT IF YOU GET IT >> AH! IF YOU GET IT >> AH! GOOD, YOU GOT IT >> AH! GOOD, YOU GOT IT TAKE, FOR INSTANCE GOOD, YOU GOT IT TAKE, FOR INSTANCE MRS. MOONEY AND HER PIE SHOP TAKE, FOR INSTANCE MRS. MOONEY AND HER PIE SHOP BUSINESS NEVER BETTER MRS. MOONEY AND HER PIE SHOP BUSINESS NEVER BETTER USING ONLY PUSSYCATS AND TOAST BUSINESS NEVER BETTER USING ONLY PUSSYCATS AND TOAST NOW A PUSSY'S GOOD FOR MAYBE USING ONLY PUSSYCATS AND TOAST NOW A PUSSY'S GOOD FOR MAYBE 6 OR 7 AT THE MOST NOW A PUSSY'S GOOD FOR MAYBE 6 OR 7 AT THE MOST AND I'M SURE THEY CAN'T COMPARE 6 OR 7 AT THE MOST AND I'M SURE THEY CAN'T COMPARE AS FAR AS TASTE AND I'M SURE THEY CAN'T COMPARE AS FAR AS TASTE >> MRS. LOVETT AS FAR AS TASTE >> MRS. LOVETT WHAT A CHARMING NOTION >> MRS. LOVETT WHAT A CHARMING NOTION EMINENTLY PRACTICAL WHAT A CHARMING NOTION EMINENTLY PRACTICAL AND YET APPROPRIATE AS ALWAYS EMINENTLY PRACTICAL AND YET APPROPRIATE AS ALWAYS >> WELL, IT DOES SEEM A WASTE AND YET APPROPRIATE AS ALWAYS >> WELL, IT DOES SEEM A WASTE >> MRS. LOVETT, HOW I DID >> WELL, IT DOES SEEM A WASTE >> MRS. LOVETT, HOW I DID WITHOUT YOU ALL THESE YEARS >> MRS. LOVETT, HOW I DID WITHOUT YOU ALL THESE YEARS I'LL NEVER KNOW WITHOUT YOU ALL THESE YEARS I'LL NEVER KNOW >> THINK ABOUT IT I'LL NEVER KNOW >> THINK ABOUT IT >> HOW DELECTABLE >> THINK ABOUT IT >> HOW DELECTABLE >> LOTS OF OTHER GENTLMEN'LL >> HOW DELECTABLE >> LOTS OF OTHER GENTLMEN'LL SOON BE COMING FOR A SHAVE >> LOTS OF OTHER GENTLMEN'LL SOON BE COMING FOR A SHAVE >> ALSO UNDETECTABLE SOON BE COMING FOR A SHAVE >> ALSO UNDETECTABLE >> WON'T THEY? >> ALSO UNDETECTABLE >> WON'T THEY? >> HOW CHOICE >> WON'T THEY? >> HOW CHOICE >> THINK OF ALL THEM PIES >> HOW CHOICE >> THINK OF ALL THEM PIES >> HOW RARE >> THINK OF ALL THEM PIES >> HOW RARE FOR WHAT'S THE SOUND >> HOW RARE FOR WHAT'S THE SOUND OF THE WORLD OUT THERE? FOR WHAT'S THE SOUND OF THE WORLD OUT THERE? >> WHAT, MR. TODD OF THE WORLD OUT THERE? >> WHAT, MR. TODD WHAT, MR. TODD >> WHAT, MR. TODD WHAT, MR. TODD WHAT IS THAT SOUND? WHAT, MR. TODD WHAT IS THAT SOUND? >> THOSE CRUNCHING NOISES WHAT IS THAT SOUND? >> THOSE CRUNCHING NOISES PERVADING THE AIR? >> THOSE CRUNCHING NOISES PERVADING THE AIR? >> YES, MR. TODD PERVADING THE AIR? >> YES, MR. TODD YES, MR. TODD >> YES, MR. TODD YES, MR. TODD YES, ALL AROUND YES, MR. TODD YES, ALL AROUND >> IT'S MAN DEVOURING MAN YES, ALL AROUND >> IT'S MAN DEVOURING MAN MY DEAR >> IT'S MAN DEVOURING MAN MY DEAR >> AND WHO ARE WE MY DEAR >> AND WHO ARE WE TO DENY IT IN HERE? >> AND WHO ARE WE TO DENY IT IN HERE? >> AH, MRS. LOVETT, THESE ARE TO DENY IT IN HERE? >> AH, MRS. LOVETT, THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES, AND DESPERATE >> AH, MRS. LOVETT, THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES, AND DESPERATE MEASURES ARE CALLED FOR. DESPERATE TIMES, AND DESPERATE MEASURES ARE CALLED FOR. >> HERE WE ARE, HOT FROM THE MEASURES ARE CALLED FOR. >> HERE WE ARE, HOT FROM THE OVEN. >> HERE WE ARE, HOT FROM THE OVEN. >> WHAT IS THAT? OVEN. >> WHAT IS THAT? IT'S PRIEST >> WHAT IS THAT? IT'S PRIEST HAVE A LITTLE PRIEST IT'S PRIEST HAVE A LITTLE PRIEST >> IS IT REALLY GOOD? HAVE A LITTLE PRIEST >> IS IT REALLY GOOD? >> SIR, IT'S TOO GOOD >> IS IT REALLY GOOD? >> SIR, IT'S TOO GOOD AT LEAST >> SIR, IT'S TOO GOOD AT LEAST THEN AGAIN, THEY DON'T COMMIT AT LEAST THEN AGAIN, THEY DON'T COMMIT SINS OF THE FLESH THEN AGAIN, THEY DON'T COMMIT SINS OF THE FLESH SO IT'S PRETTY FRESH SINS OF THE FLESH SO IT'S PRETTY FRESH >> AWFUL LOT OF FAT SO IT'S PRETTY FRESH >> AWFUL LOT OF FAT >> ONLY WHERE IT SAT >> AWFUL LOT OF FAT >> ONLY WHERE IT SAT >> HAVEN'T YOU GOT POET >> ONLY WHERE IT SAT >> HAVEN'T YOU GOT POET OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? >> HAVEN'T YOU GOT POET OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? >> NO, YOU SEE THE TROUBLE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT? >> NO, YOU SEE THE TROUBLE WITH POET IS >> NO, YOU SEE THE TROUBLE WITH POET IS HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S DECEASED? WITH POET IS HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S DECEASED? TRY THE PRIEST HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S DECEASED? TRY THE PRIEST >> TRY? TRY THE PRIEST >> TRY? MMM. >> TRY? MMM. HEAVENLY. NOT AS HEARTY AS MMM. HEAVENLY. NOT AS HEARTY AS BISHOP, BUT THEN NOT AS BLAND HEAVENLY. NOT AS HEARTY AS BISHOP, BUT THEN NOT AS BLAND AS CURATE, EITHER. BISHOP, BUT THEN NOT AS BLAND AS CURATE, EITHER. >> AND GOOD FOR BUSINESS IS AS CURATE, EITHER. >> AND GOOD FOR BUSINESS IS THAT IT ALWAYS LEAVES YOU >> AND GOOD FOR BUSINESS IS THAT IT ALWAYS LEAVES YOU WANTING MORE. TROUBLE IS, WE THAT IT ALWAYS LEAVES YOU WANTING MORE. TROUBLE IS, WE ONLY GET IT IN SUNDAYS. HA! WANTING MORE. TROUBLE IS, WE ONLY GET IT IN SUNDAYS. HA! LAWYER'S RATHER NICE. ONLY GET IT IN SUNDAYS. HA! LAWYER'S RATHER NICE. IF IT'S FOR A PRICE LAWYER'S RATHER NICE. IF IT'S FOR A PRICE >> ORDER SOMETHING ELSE, THOUGH IF IT'S FOR A PRICE >> ORDER SOMETHING ELSE, THOUGH TO FOLLOW >> ORDER SOMETHING ELSE, THOUGH TO FOLLOW SINCE NO ONE SHOULD SWALLOW TO FOLLOW SINCE NO ONE SHOULD SWALLOW IT TWICE SINCE NO ONE SHOULD SWALLOW IT TWICE >> ANYTHING THAT'S LEAN IT TWICE >> ANYTHING THAT'S LEAN >> WELL, THEN, IF YOU'RE >> ANYTHING THAT'S LEAN >> WELL, THEN, IF YOU'RE BRITISH AND LOYAL >> WELL, THEN, IF YOU'RE BRITISH AND LOYAL YOU MIGHT ENJOY ROYAL MARINE BRITISH AND LOYAL YOU MIGHT ENJOY ROYAL MARINE ANYWAY, IT'S CLEAN YOU MIGHT ENJOY ROYAL MARINE ANYWAY, IT'S CLEAN THOUGH, OF COURSE, IT TASTES ANYWAY, IT'S CLEAN THOUGH, OF COURSE, IT TASTES OF WHEREVER IT'S BEEN THOUGH, OF COURSE, IT TASTES OF WHEREVER IT'S BEEN >> IS THAT SQUIRE ON THE FIRE? OF WHEREVER IT'S BEEN >> IS THAT SQUIRE ON THE FIRE? >> MERCY NO, SIR >> IS THAT SQUIRE ON THE FIRE? >> MERCY NO, SIR LOOK CLOSER >> MERCY NO, SIR LOOK CLOSER YOU'LL NOTICE IT'S GROCER LOOK CLOSER YOU'LL NOTICE IT'S GROCER >> LOOKS THICKER YOU'LL NOTICE IT'S GROCER >> LOOKS THICKER MORE LIKE VICAR >> LOOKS THICKER MORE LIKE VICAR >> NO, IT HAS TO BE GROCER MORE LIKE VICAR >> NO, IT HAS TO BE GROCER IT'S GREEN >> NO, IT HAS TO BE GROCER IT'S GREEN >> HA HA HA! IT'S GREEN >> HA HA HA! >> HA HA! >> HA HA HA! >> HA HA! >> HA HA HA! >> HA HA! >> HA HA HA! THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD >> HA HA HA! THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD MY LOVE THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD MY LOVE >> SAVE A LOT OF GRAVES MY LOVE >> SAVE A LOT OF GRAVES DO A LOT OF RELATIVES FAVORS >> SAVE A LOT OF GRAVES DO A LOT OF RELATIVES FAVORS >> IS THOSE BELOW SERVING DO A LOT OF RELATIVES FAVORS >> IS THOSE BELOW SERVING THOSE UP ABOVE >> IS THOSE BELOW SERVING THOSE UP ABOVE >> EVERYBODY SHAVES THOSE UP ABOVE >> EVERYBODY SHAVES SO THERE SHOULD BE PLENTY >> EVERYBODY SHAVES SO THERE SHOULD BE PLENTY OF FLAVORS SO THERE SHOULD BE PLENTY OF FLAVORS >> HOW GRATIFYING FOR ONCE OF FLAVORS >> HOW GRATIFYING FOR ONCE TO KNOW >> HOW GRATIFYING FOR ONCE TO KNOW >> THAT THOSE ABOVE WILL SERVE TO KNOW >> THAT THOSE ABOVE WILL SERVE THOSE DOWN BELOW >> THAT THOSE ABOVE WILL SERVE THOSE DOWN BELOW >> YOU. THOSE DOWN BELOW >> YOU.

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>> YOU.

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LET'S SEE. WHAT WE GOT HERE,

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LET'S SEE. WHAT WE GOT HERE, THEN? WE'VE GOT, UH, TINKER. LET'S SEE. WHAT WE GOT HERE, THEN? WE'VE GOT, UH, TINKER. >> NO, NO, NO. SOMETHING THEN? WE'VE GOT, UH, TINKER. >> NO, NO, NO. SOMETHING PINKER. >> NO, NO, NO. SOMETHING PINKER. >> TAILOR? PINKER. >> TAILOR? >> SOMETHING PALER. >> TAILOR? >> SOMETHING PALER. >> POTTER? >> SOMETHING PALER. >> POTTER? >> SOMETHING HOTTER. >> POTTER? >> SOMETHING HOTTER. >> BUTLER? >> SOMETHING HOTTER. >> BUTLER? >> SOMETHING... >> BUTLER? >> SOMETHING... SUBTLER. >> SOMETHING... SUBTLER. >> LOCKSMITH? SUBTLER. >> LOCKSMITH?

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>> LOCKSMITH?

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>> HMM.

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>> HMM. >> HEH HEH. >> HMM. >> HEH HEH. LOVELY BIT OF CLERK >> HEH HEH. LOVELY BIT OF CLERK >> MAYBE FOR A LARK LOVELY BIT OF CLERK >> MAYBE FOR A LARK >> THEN AGAIN, THERE'S SWEEP >> MAYBE FOR A LARK >> THEN AGAIN, THERE'S SWEEP IF YOU WANT IT CHEAP >> THEN AGAIN, THERE'S SWEEP IF YOU WANT IT CHEAP AND YOU LIKE IT DARK IF YOU WANT IT CHEAP AND YOU LIKE IT DARK TRY THE FINANCIER AND YOU LIKE IT DARK TRY THE FINANCIER PEAK OF HIS CAREER TRY THE FINANCIER PEAK OF HIS CAREER >> THAT LOOKS PRETTY RANK PEAK OF HIS CAREER >> THAT LOOKS PRETTY RANK >> WELL, HE DRANK >> THAT LOOKS PRETTY RANK >> WELL, HE DRANK NOW IT'S BANK CASHIER. >> WELL, HE DRANK NOW IT'S BANK CASHIER. NEVER REALLY SOLD NOW IT'S BANK CASHIER. NEVER REALLY SOLD MAYBE IT WAS OLD NEVER REALLY SOLD MAYBE IT WAS OLD >> HAVE YOU ANY BEADLE? MAYBE IT WAS OLD >> HAVE YOU ANY BEADLE? >> NEXT WEEK, SO I'M TOLD >> HAVE YOU ANY BEADLE? >> NEXT WEEK, SO I'M TOLD BEADLE ISN'T BAD >> NEXT WEEK, SO I'M TOLD BEADLE ISN'T BAD TILL YOU SMELL IT BEADLE ISN'T BAD TILL YOU SMELL IT AND NOTICE HOW WELL TILL YOU SMELL IT AND NOTICE HOW WELL IT'S BEEN GREASED AND NOTICE HOW WELL IT'S BEEN GREASED STICK TO PRIEST IT'S BEEN GREASED STICK TO PRIEST NOW YOU MIGHT FIND THIS ONE'S A STICK TO PRIEST NOW YOU MIGHT FIND THIS ONE'S A LITTLE BIT STRINGY, BUT THEN, NOW YOU MIGHT FIND THIS ONE'S A LITTLE BIT STRINGY, BUT THEN, OF COURSE, IT'S FIDDLE PLAYER. LITTLE BIT STRINGY, BUT THEN, OF COURSE, IT'S FIDDLE PLAYER.

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>> NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT

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>> NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT FIDDLE PLAYER. IT'S PICCOLO >> NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT FIDDLE PLAYER. IT'S PICCOLO PLAYER. FIDDLE PLAYER. IT'S PICCOLO PLAYER. >> HOW CAN YOU TELL? PLAYER. >> HOW CAN YOU TELL? >> IT'S PIPING HOT. >> HOW CAN YOU TELL? >> IT'S PIPING HOT. >> THEN BLOW ON IT FIRST. HA! >> IT'S PIPING HOT. >> THEN BLOW ON IT FIRST. HA! THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD >> THEN BLOW ON IT FIRST. HA! THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD MY SWEET THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD MY SWEET >> OH, MR. TODD MY SWEET >> OH, MR. TODD OOH, MR. TODD >> OH, MR. TODD OOH, MR. TODD WHAT DOES IT TELL? OOH, MR. TODD WHAT DOES IT TELL? >> IS WHO GETS EATEN WHAT DOES IT TELL? >> IS WHO GETS EATEN AND WHO GETS TO EAT >> IS WHO GETS EATEN AND WHO GETS TO EAT >> AND, MR. TODD AND WHO GETS TO EAT >> AND, MR. TODD TOO, MR. TODD >> AND, MR. TODD TOO, MR. TODD WHO GETS TO SELL TOO, MR. TODD WHO GETS TO SELL >> BUT FORTUNATELY IT'S WHO GETS TO SELL >> BUT FORTUNATELY IT'S ALSO CLEAR >> BUT FORTUNATELY IT'S ALSO CLEAR >> THAT EVERYBODY ALSO CLEAR >> THAT EVERYBODY GOES DOWN WELL WITH BEER >> THAT EVERYBODY GOES DOWN WELL WITH BEER >> SINCE MARINE DOESN'T APPEAL GOES DOWN WELL WITH BEER >> SINCE MARINE DOESN'T APPEAL TO YOU, HOW ABOUT A SPOT OF >> SINCE MARINE DOESN'T APPEAL TO YOU, HOW ABOUT A SPOT OF REAR ADMIRAL? TO YOU, HOW ABOUT A SPOT OF REAR ADMIRAL? >> TOO SALTY. I PREFER GENERAL. REAR ADMIRAL? >> TOO SALTY. I PREFER GENERAL. >> WITH OR WITHOUT HIS PRIVATES? >> TOO SALTY. I PREFER GENERAL. >> WITH OR WITHOUT HIS PRIVATES?

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WITH IS EXTRA.

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WITH IS EXTRA.

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>> WHAT IS THAT? >> WHAT IS THAT? >> IT'S FOP. >> WHAT IS THAT? >> IT'S FOP. FINEST IN THE SHOP >> IT'S FOP. FINEST IN THE SHOP AND WE HAVE SOME SHEPHERD'S PIE FINEST IN THE SHOP AND WE HAVE SOME SHEPHERD'S PIE PEPPERED WITH ACTUAL SHEPHERD AND WE HAVE SOME SHEPHERD'S PIE PEPPERED WITH ACTUAL SHEPHERD ON TOP PEPPERED WITH ACTUAL SHEPHERD ON TOP AND I'VE JUST BEGUN ON TOP AND I'VE JUST BEGUN TRY THE POLITICIAN, SO OILY AND I'VE JUST BEGUN TRY THE POLITICIAN, SO OILY IT'S SERVED WITH A DOILY TRY THE POLITICIAN, SO OILY IT'S SERVED WITH A DOILY NOT ONE? IT'S SERVED WITH A DOILY NOT ONE? >> PUT IT ON A BUN NOT ONE? >> PUT IT ON A BUN WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW >> PUT IT ON A BUN WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW IF IT'S GOING TO RUN WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW IF IT'S GOING TO RUN >> TRY THE FRIAR IF IT'S GOING TO RUN >> TRY THE FRIAR FRIED, IT'S DRIER. >> TRY THE FRIAR FRIED, IT'S DRIER. >> NO, THE CLERGY IS REALLY FRIED, IT'S DRIER. >> NO, THE CLERGY IS REALLY TOO COARSE AND TOO MEALY >> NO, THE CLERGY IS REALLY TOO COARSE AND TOO MEALY >> THEN ACTOR TOO COARSE AND TOO MEALY >> THEN ACTOR THAT'S COMPACTER >> THEN ACTOR THAT'S COMPACTER >> YES, AND ALWAYS ARRIVES THAT'S COMPACTER >> YES, AND ALWAYS ARRIVES OVERDONE >> YES, AND ALWAYS ARRIVES OVERDONE I'LL COME AGAIN WHEN YOU HAVE OVERDONE I'LL COME AGAIN WHEN YOU HAVE JUDGE ON THE MENU I'LL COME AGAIN WHEN YOU HAVE JUDGE ON THE MENU >> WAIT! NO. TRUE, WE DON'T JUDGE ON THE MENU >> WAIT! NO. TRUE, WE DON'T HAVE JUDGE YET, BUT WOULD YOU >> WAIT! NO. TRUE, WE DON'T HAVE JUDGE YET, BUT WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR THE NEXT BEST THING? HAVE JUDGE YET, BUT WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR THE NEXT BEST THING? >> WHAT'S THAT? >> EXECUTIONER. HAVE CHARITY TOWARDS HAVE CHARITY TOWARDS THE WORLD, MY PET HAVE CHARITY TOWARDS THE WORLD, MY PET >> YES, YES, I KNOW, MY LOVE THE WORLD, MY PET >> YES, YES, I KNOW, MY LOVE >> WE'LL TAKE THE CUSTOMERS >> YES, YES, I KNOW, MY LOVE >> WE'LL TAKE THE CUSTOMERS THAT WE CAN GET >> WE'LL TAKE THE CUSTOMERS THAT WE CAN GET >> HIGH-BORN AND LOW, MY LOVE THAT WE CAN GET >> HIGH-BORN AND LOW, MY LOVE >> WE'LL NOT DISCRIMINATE >> HIGH-BORN AND LOW, MY LOVE >> WE'LL NOT DISCRIMINATE GREAT FROM SMALL >> WE'LL NOT DISCRIMINATE GREAT FROM SMALL NO, WE'LL SERVE ANYONE GREAT FROM SMALL NO, WE'LL SERVE ANYONE >> MEANING ANYONE NO, WE'LL SERVE ANYONE >> MEANING ANYONE AND TO ANYONE >> MEANING ANYONE AND TO ANYONE AT ALL AND TO ANYONE AT ALL

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PERLEASE? MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PERLEASE? ARE YOUR NOSTRILS AQUIVER PERLEASE? ARE YOUR NOSTRILS AQUIVER AND TINGLING, AS WELL ARE YOUR NOSTRILS AQUIVER AND TINGLING, AS WELL AT THAT DELICATE, LUSCIOUS AND TINGLING, AS WELL AT THAT DELICATE, LUSCIOUS AMBROSIAL SMELL? AT THAT DELICATE, LUSCIOUS AMBROSIAL SMELL? YES THEY ARE, I CAN TELL AMBROSIAL SMELL? YES THEY ARE, I CAN TELL WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YES THEY ARE, I CAN TELL WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THAT AROMA ENRICHING THE BREEZE WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THAT AROMA ENRICHING THE BREEZE IS LIKE NOTHING COMPARED THAT AROMA ENRICHING THE BREEZE IS LIKE NOTHING COMPARED TO ITS SUCCULENT SOURCE IS LIKE NOTHING COMPARED TO ITS SUCCULENT SOURCE AS THE GOURMETS AMONG YOU TO ITS SUCCULENT SOURCE AS THE GOURMETS AMONG YOU WILL TELL YOU, OF COURSE AS THE GOURMETS AMONG YOU WILL TELL YOU, OF COURSE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WILL TELL YOU, OF COURSE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOU CAN'T IMAGINE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOU CAN'T IMAGINE THE RAPTURE IN STORE YOU CAN'T IMAGINE THE RAPTURE IN STORE JUST INSIDE OF THIS DOOR THE RAPTURE IN STORE JUST INSIDE OF THIS DOOR THERE YOU'LL SAMPLE JUST INSIDE OF THIS DOOR THERE YOU'LL SAMPLE MRS. LOVETT'S MEAT PIES THERE YOU'LL SAMPLE MRS. LOVETT'S MEAT PIES SAVORY AND SWEET PIES MRS. LOVETT'S MEAT PIES SAVORY AND SWEET PIES AS YOU'LL SEE SAVORY AND SWEET PIES AS YOU'LL SEE YOU WHO EAT PIES AS YOU'LL SEE YOU WHO EAT PIES MRS. LOVETT'S MEAT PIES YOU WHO EAT PIES MRS. LOVETT'S MEAT PIES CONJURE UP THE TREAT PIES MRS. LOVETT'S MEAT PIES CONJURE UP THE TREAT PIES USED TO BE CONJURE UP THE TREAT PIES USED TO BE >> OVER HERE, BOY, USED TO BE >> OVER HERE, BOY, HOW ABOUT SOME ALE? >> OVER HERE, BOY, HOW ABOUT SOME ALE? >> LET ME HAVE ANOTHER, LADDIE HOW ABOUT SOME ALE? >> LET ME HAVE ANOTHER, LADDIE >> COULD WE HAVE SOME SERVICE >> LET ME HAVE ANOTHER, LADDIE >> COULD WE HAVE SOME SERVICE WAITER? >> COULD WE HAVE SOME SERVICE WAITER? WHAT ABOUT THAT THRUPPENCE? WAITER? WHAT ABOUT THAT THRUPPENCE? >> YES, WHAT ABOUT THE PIE, BOY? WHAT ABOUT THAT THRUPPENCE? >> YES, WHAT ABOUT THE PIE, BOY? >> WHERE'S THE ALE >> YES, WHAT ABOUT THE PIE, BOY? >> WHERE'S THE ALE I ASKED YOU FOR, BOY? >> WHERE'S THE ALE I ASKED YOU FOR, BOY? >> TOBY I ASKED YOU FOR, BOY? >> TOBY >> COMING, 'SCUSE ME >> TOBY >> COMING, 'SCUSE ME >> ALE THERE >> COMING, 'SCUSE ME >> ALE THERE >> RIGHT, MA'AM >> ALE THERE >> RIGHT, MA'AM >> QUICK, NOW >> RIGHT, MA'AM >> QUICK, NOW >> GOD, THAT'S GOOD >> QUICK, NOW >> GOD, THAT'S GOOD >> NICE TO SEE YOU, DEARIE >> GOD, THAT'S GOOD >> NICE TO SEE YOU, DEARIE HOW HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING? >> NICE TO SEE YOU, DEARIE HOW HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING? COR, ME BONES IS WEARY HOW HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING? COR, ME BONES IS WEARY TOBY COR, ME BONES IS WEARY TOBY ONE FOR THE GENTLEMAN TOBY ONE FOR THE GENTLEMAN HEAR THE BIRDIES CHEEPING ONE FOR THE GENTLEMAN HEAR THE BIRDIES CHEEPING HELPS TO KEEP IT CHEERY HEAR THE BIRDIES CHEEPING HELPS TO KEEP IT CHEERY TOBY HELPS TO KEEP IT CHEERY TOBY THROW THE OLD WOMAN OUT TOBY THROW THE OLD WOMAN OUT >> GOD, THAT'S GOOD THROW THE OLD WOMAN OUT >> GOD, THAT'S GOOD >> WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE, DEARIE? >> GOD, THAT'S GOOD >> WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE, DEARIE? NO, WE DON'T CUT SLICES >> WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE, DEARIE? NO, WE DON'T CUT SLICES COR, ME EYES IS BLEARY NO, WE DON'T CUT SLICES COR, ME EYES IS BLEARY TOBY COR, ME EYES IS BLEARY TOBY NONE FOR THE GENTLEMAN TOBY NONE FOR THE GENTLEMAN I COULD UP ME PRICES NONE FOR THE GENTLEMAN I COULD UP ME PRICES I'M A LITTLE LEERY I COULD UP ME PRICES I'M A LITTLE LEERY BUS'NESS I'M A LITTLE LEERY BUS'NESS COULDN'T BE BETTER, THOUGH BUS'NESS COULDN'T BE BETTER, THOUGH >> GOD, THAT'S GOOD COULDN'T BE BETTER, THOUGH >> GOD, THAT'S GOOD >> KNOCK ON WOOD >> GOD, THAT'S GOOD >> KNOCK ON WOOD >> PSST >> KNOCK ON WOOD >> PSST >> EXCUSE ME >> PSST >> EXCUSE ME >> PSST >> EXCUSE ME >> PSST >> DEAR, SEE TO THE CUSTOMERS >> PSST >> DEAR, SEE TO THE CUSTOMERS >> PSST >> DEAR, SEE TO THE CUSTOMERS >> PSST >> YES, WHAT, LOVE? >> PSST >> YES, WHAT, LOVE? QUICK, THOUGH >> YES, WHAT, LOVE? QUICK, THOUGH THE TRADE IS BRISK QUICK, THOUGH THE TRADE IS BRISK >>

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AND IT'S 6

00 >> AND IT'S PROBABLY ALREADY DOWN THE BLOCK >> AND IT'S PROBABLY ALREADY DOWN THE BLOCK IT'LL BE HERE DOWN THE BLOCK IT'LL BE HERE >> I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY IT'LL BE HERE >> I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY >> HAVE A BEAKER OF BEER >> I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY >> HAVE A BEAKER OF BEER >> BUT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE >> HAVE A BEAKER OF BEER >> BUT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE BY NOW >> BUT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE BY NOW >> MORE HOT PIES BY NOW >> MORE HOT PIES >> WILL YOU THERE COOLLY? >> MORE HOT PIES >> WILL YOU THERE COOLLY? >> YOU'LL COME BACK >> WILL YOU THERE COOLLY? >> YOU'LL COME BACK WHEN IT COMES? >> YOU'LL COME BACK WHEN IT COMES? >> 'CAUSE MY CUSTORS TRULY WHEN IT COMES? >> 'CAUSE MY CUSTORS TRULY ARE GETTING UNRULY >> 'CAUSE MY CUSTORS TRULY ARE GETTING UNRULY AND WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE ARE GETTING UNRULY AND WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE DEARIE? AND WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE DEARIE? OOPS, I BEG YOUR PARDON DEARIE? OOPS, I BEG YOUR PARDON JUST ME HANDS IS SMEARY OOPS, I BEG YOUR PARDON JUST ME HANDS IS SMEARY TOBY JUST ME HANDS IS SMEARY TOBY RUN FOR THE GENTLEMAN TOBY RUN FOR THE GENTLEMAN DON'T YOU LOVE A GARDEN? RUN FOR THE GENTLEMAN DON'T YOU LOVE A GARDEN? ALWAYS MAKES ME TEARY DON'T YOU LOVE A GARDEN? ALWAYS MAKES ME TEARY MUST BE ONE OF THEM ALWAYS MAKES ME TEARY MUST BE ONE OF THEM FOREIGNERS MUST BE ONE OF THEM FOREIGNERS >> GOD, THAT'S GOOD FOREIGNERS >> GOD, THAT'S GOOD THAT IS DELICIOUS >> GOD, THAT'S GOOD THAT IS DELICIOUS >> WHAT'S MY SECRET? THAT IS DELICIOUS >> WHAT'S MY SECRET? FRANKLY, DEAR >> WHAT'S MY SECRET? FRANKLY, DEAR FORGIVE MY CANDOR FRANKLY, DEAR FORGIVE MY CANDOR FAMILY SECRET FORGIVE MY CANDOR FAMILY SECRET ALL TO DO WITH HERBS FAMILY SECRET ALL TO DO WITH HERBS THINGS LIKE BEING ALL TO DO WITH HERBS THINGS LIKE BEING CAREFUL WITH YOUR CORIANDER THINGS LIKE BEING CAREFUL WITH YOUR CORIANDER THAT'S WHAT MAKES CAREFUL WITH YOUR CORIANDER THAT'S WHAT MAKES THE GRAVY GRANDER THAT'S WHAT MAKES THE GRAVY GRANDER >> MORE HOT PIES THE GRAVY GRANDER >> MORE HOT PIES MORE HOT >> MORE HOT PIES MORE HOT MORE PIES MORE HOT MORE PIES >> PSST MORE PIES >> PSST >> EXCUSE ME >> PSST >> EXCUSE ME >> PSST >> EXCUSE ME >> PSST >> DEAR, SEE TO THE CUSTOMERS >> PSST >> DEAR, SEE TO THE CUSTOMERS >> PSST >> DEAR, SEE TO THE CUSTOMERS >> PSST >> WHAT NOW, LOVE? >> PSST >> WHAT NOW, LOVE? QUICK, THOUGH >> WHAT NOW, LOVE? QUICK, THOUGH THE TRADE IS BRISK QUICK, THOUGH THE TRADE IS BRISK >> BUT IT'S HERE THE TRADE IS BRISK >> BUT IT'S HERE >> IT'S WHERE? >> BUT IT'S HERE >> IT'S WHERE? >> COMING UP THE STAIR >> IT'S WHERE? >> COMING UP THE STAIR >> I'LL GET RID OF THIS LOT >> COMING UP THE STAIR >> I'LL GET RID OF THIS LOT AS THEY'RE STILL PRETTY HOT >> I'LL GET RID OF THIS LOT AS THEY'RE STILL PRETTY HOT AND THEN I'LL BE THERE AS THEY'RE STILL PRETTY HOT AND THEN I'LL BE THERE >> IT'S ABOUT TO BE OPENED AND THEN I'LL BE THERE >> IT'S ABOUT TO BE OPENED OR DON'T YOU CARE? >> IT'S ABOUT TO BE OPENED OR DON'T YOU CARE? >> NO, I'LL BE THERE OR DON'T YOU CARE? >> NO, I'LL BE THERE I WILL BE THERE >> NO, I'LL BE THERE I WILL BE THERE >> BUT WE HAVE TO PREPARE I WILL BE THERE >> BUT WE HAVE TO PREPARE >> BUT THEY'LL NEVER BE SOLD >> BUT WE HAVE TO PREPARE >> BUT THEY'LL NEVER BE SOLD IF I LET 'EM GET COLD >> BUT THEY'LL NEVER BE SOLD IF I LET 'EM GET COLD OH, AND INCIDENTALLY, DEARIE IF I LET 'EM GET COLD OH, AND INCIDENTALLY, DEARIE YOU KNOW MRS. MOONEY OH, AND INCIDENTALLY, DEARIE YOU KNOW MRS. MOONEY SALES HAVE BEEN SO DREARY YOU KNOW MRS. MOONEY SALES HAVE BEEN SO DREARY TOBY SALES HAVE BEEN SO DREARY TOBY POOR THING IS PENNILESS TOBY POOR THING IS PENNILESS WHAT ABOUT THAT LOONY? POOR THING IS PENNILESS WHAT ABOUT THAT LOONY? LOOKIN' SORT OF BEERY WHAT ABOUT THAT LOONY? LOOKIN' SORT OF BEERY OH, WELL, GOT HER COMEUPPANCE LOOKIN' SORT OF BEERY OH, WELL, GOT HER COMEUPPANCE AND THAT'LL BE THRUPPENCE AND OH, WELL, GOT HER COMEUPPANCE AND THAT'LL BE THRUPPENCE AND >> GOD, THAT'S GOOD AND THAT'LL BE THRUPPENCE AND >> GOD, THAT'S GOOD >> SO SHE SHOULD >> GOD, THAT'S GOOD >> SO SHE SHOULD >> THAT IS DE- >> SO SHE SHOULD >> THAT IS DE- HAVE YOU LICIOUS >> THAT IS DE- HAVE YOU LICIOUS EVER TASTED HAVE YOU LICIOUS EVER TASTED SMELL SUCH EVER TASTED SMELL SUCH OH, MY GOD, WHAT MORE SMELL SUCH OH, MY GOD, WHAT MORE THAT'S PIES GOOD OH, MY GOD, WHAT MORE THAT'S PIES GOOD >> OHH, OHH, OHH THAT'S PIES GOOD >> OHH, OHH, OHH >> OOH, OOH, OOH >> OHH, OHH, OHH >> OOH, OOH, OOH >> OHH, OHH, OHH >> OOH, OOH, OOH >> OHH, OHH, OHH >> OOH, OOH, OOH >> OHH, OHH, OHH >> OOH, OOH, OOH >> IS THAT A CHAIR FIT >> OOH, OOH, OOH >> IS THAT A CHAIR FIT FOR A KING >> IS THAT A CHAIR FIT FOR A KING A WONDROUS NEAT FOR A KING A WONDROUS NEAT >> IT'S GORGEOUS A WONDROUS NEAT >> IT'S GORGEOUS >> AND MOST PARTICULAR CHAIR? >> IT'S GORGEOUS >> AND MOST PARTICULAR CHAIR? >> IT'S GORGEOUS >> AND MOST PARTICULAR CHAIR? >> IT'S GORGEOUS >> YOU TELL ME WHERE >> IT'S GORGEOUS >> YOU TELL ME WHERE IS THERE A SEAT >> YOU TELL ME WHERE IS THERE A SEAT CAN HALF COMPARE IS THERE A SEAT CAN HALF COMPARE >> IT'S PERFECT CAN HALF COMPARE >> IT'S PERFECT >> WITH THIS PARTICULAR THING >> IT'S PERFECT >> WITH THIS PARTICULAR THING >> IT'S GORGEOUS >> WITH THIS PARTICULAR THING >> IT'S GORGEOUS >> I HAVE A FEW >> IT'S GORGEOUS >> I HAVE A FEW MINOR ADJUSTMENTS >> I HAVE A FEW MINOR ADJUSTMENTS >> YOU MAKE YOUR FEW MINOR ADJUSTMENTS >> YOU MAKE YOUR FEW MINOR ADJUSTMENTS >> YOU MAKE YOUR FEW MINOR ADJUSTMENTS >> TO MAKE MINOR ADJUSTMENTS >> TO MAKE >> THEY'LL TAKE >> TO MAKE >> THEY'LL TAKE >> YOU TAKE YOUR TIME >> THEY'LL TAKE >> YOU TAKE YOUR TIME >> A MOMENT >> YOU TAKE YOUR TIME >> A MOMENT >> I'LL GO SEE >> A MOMENT >> I'LL GO SEE TO THE CUSTOMERS >> I'LL GO SEE TO THE CUSTOMERS >> I'LL CALL YOU TO THE CUSTOMERS >> I'LL CALL YOU >> I HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND >> I'LL CALL YOU >> I HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND >> IS THAT A PIE FIT >> I HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND >> IS THAT A PIE FIT FOR A KING >> IS THAT A PIE FIT FOR A KING A WONDROUS, SWEET FOR A KING A WONDROUS, SWEET >> IT'S GORGEOUS A WONDROUS, SWEET >> IT'S GORGEOUS >> AND MOST PARTICULAR THING? >> IT'S GORGEOUS >> AND MOST PARTICULAR THING? >> IT'S GORGEOUS >> AND MOST PARTICULAR THING? >> IT'S GORGEOUS >> YOU SEE, MA'AM, WHY >> IT'S GORGEOUS >> YOU SEE, MA'AM, WHY THERE IS NO MEAT PIE >> YOU SEE, MA'AM, WHY THERE IS NO MEAT PIE CAN COMPETE THERE IS NO MEAT PIE CAN COMPETE >> IT'S PERFECT CAN COMPETE >> IT'S PERFECT >> WITH THIS PARTICULAR PIE >> IT'S PERFECT >> WITH THIS PARTICULAR PIE >> IT'S GORGEOUS >> WITH THIS PARTICULAR PIE >> IT'S GORGEOUS >> THE CRUST ALL >> IT'S GORGEOUS >> THE CRUST ALL VELVETY AND WAVY >> THE CRUST ALL VELVETY AND WAVY >> THE CRUST ALL VELVETY AND WAVY >> THE CRUST ALL VELVETY AND WAVY >> THE CRUST ALL VELVETY AND WAVY >> THAT GLAZE VELVETY AND WAVY >> THAT GLAZE THOSE CRIMPS >> THAT GLAZE THOSE CRIMPS >> THAT GLAZE THOSE CRIMPS >> THAT GLAZE >> AND THEN THE THICK >> THAT GLAZE >> AND THEN THE THICK >> THOSE CRIMPS >> AND THEN THE THICK >> THOSE CRIMPS >> AND NOW TO TEST >> THOSE CRIMPS >> AND NOW TO TEST >> SUCCULENT GRAVY >> AND NOW TO TEST >> SUCCULENT GRAVY >> AND THEN THE SUCCULENT GRAVY >> SUCCULENT GRAVY >> AND THEN THE SUCCULENT GRAVY >> THIS BEST OF BARBER CHAIRS >> AND THEN THE SUCCULENT GRAVY >> THIS BEST OF BARBER CHAIRS >> SO THICK >> THIS BEST OF BARBER CHAIRS >> SO THICK >> SO TENDER >> SO THICK >> SO TENDER >> IT'S TIME >> SO TENDER >> IT'S TIME >> IT MAKES YOU SICK >> IT'S TIME >> IT MAKES YOU SICK >> SURRENDER >> IT MAKES YOU SICK >> SURRENDER >> EXCUSE ME >> SURRENDER >> EXCUSE ME >> PSST >> EXCUSE ME >> PSST >> DEAR, SEE TO THE CUSTOMERS >> PSST >> DEAR, SEE TO THE CUSTOMERS >> PSST >> DEAR, SEE TO THE CUSTOMERS >> PSST >> ALL SET, LOVE? >> PSST >> ALL SET, LOVE? >> QUICK, NOW >> ALL SET, LOVE? >> QUICK, NOW >> MY HEART'S AFLUTTER >> QUICK, NOW >> MY HEART'S AFLUTTER >> WHEN I POUND THE FLOOR >> MY HEART'S AFLUTTER >> WHEN I POUND THE FLOOR >> WHEN YOU POUND THE FLOOR >> WHEN I POUND THE FLOOR >> WHEN YOU POUND THE FLOOR >> IT'S A SIGNAL TO SHOW >> WHEN YOU POUND THE FLOOR >> IT'S A SIGNAL TO SHOW THAT I'M READY TO GO >> IT'S A SIGNAL TO SHOW THAT I'M READY TO GO >> YES, YOU TOLD ME, I KNOW THAT I'M READY TO GO >> YES, YOU TOLD ME, I KNOW >> WHEN I POUND THE FLOOR >> YES, YOU TOLD ME, I KNOW >> WHEN I POUND THE FLOOR >> YOU'LL BE READY TO GO >> WHEN I POUND THE FLOOR >> YOU'LL BE READY TO GO WHEN YOU POUND THE FLOOR >> YOU'LL BE READY TO GO WHEN YOU POUND THE FLOOR WILL YOU TRUST ME? WHEN YOU POUND THE FLOOR WILL YOU TRUST ME? >> I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE WILL YOU TRUST ME? >> I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE >> I'LL BE WAITING BELOW >> I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE >> I'LL BE WAITING BELOW FOR THE WHISTLE TO BLOW >> I'LL BE WAITING BELOW FOR THE WHISTLE TO BLOW >> WHEN I'M CERTAIN THAT YOU'RE FOR THE WHISTLE TO BLOW >> WHEN I'M CERTAIN THAT YOU'RE IN PLACE >> WHEN I'M CERTAIN THAT YOU'RE IN PLACE I'LL POUND 3 TIMES IN PLACE I'LL POUND 3 TIMES

POUND, POUND, POUND

AND IT'S 6

I'LL POUND 3 TIMES

POUND, POUND, POUND

AND IT'S 6

3 TIMES

POUND, POUND, POUND

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3 TIMES

POUND, POUND, POUND

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3 TIMES

POUND, POUND, POUND

AND IT'S 6

AND THEN YOU

POUND, POUND, POUND

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AND THEN YOU

KNOCK, KNOCK

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AND THEN YOU

KNOCK, KNOCK

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3 TIMES

KNOCK, KNOCK

AND IT'S 6

3 TIMES

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK

AND IT'S 6

3 TIMES

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK

AND IT'S 6

IF YOU

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK

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IF YOU

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK

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IF YOU

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK

AND IT'S 6

EXACTLY

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK

AND IT'S 6

EXACTLY >> MORE HOT PIES EXACTLY >> MORE HOT PIES >> GAWD >> MORE HOT PIES >> GAWD MORE HOT >> GAWD MORE HOT >> RIGHT MORE HOT >> RIGHT >> MORE PIES, MORE >> RIGHT >> MORE PIES, MORE >> WAIT

POUND, POUND, POUND

POUND, POUND, POUND

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK

POUND, POUND, POUND

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK

WHOOSH

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK

WHOOSH

AND IT'S 6

>> MORE HOT PIES

WHOOSH

AND IT'S 6

>> MORE HOT PIES MORE HOT >> MORE HOT PIES MORE HOT MORE PIES MORE HOT MORE PIES MORE HOT PIES MORE PIES MORE HOT PIES >> EAT THEM SLOW MORE HOT PIES >> EAT THEM SLOW AND FEEL THE CRUST >> EAT THEM SLOW AND FEEL THE CRUST HOW THIN I ROLLED IT AND FEEL THE CRUST HOW THIN I ROLLED IT EAT THEM SLOW HOW THIN I ROLLED IT EAT THEM SLOW 'CAUSE EVERY ONE'S A PRIZE EAT THEM SLOW 'CAUSE EVERY ONE'S A PRIZE EAT THEM SLOW 'CAUSE EVERY ONE'S A PRIZE EAT THEM SLOW 'CAUSE THAT'S THE LOT EAT THEM SLOW 'CAUSE THAT'S THE LOT AND NOW WE'VE SOLD IT 'CAUSE THAT'S THE LOT AND NOW WE'VE SOLD IT COME AGAIN TOMORROW AND NOW WE'VE SOLD IT COME AGAIN TOMORROW >> HOLD IT! COME AGAIN TOMORROW >> HOLD IT! >> MORE HOT PIES >> HOLD IT! >> MORE HOT PIES >> BLESS MY EYES >> MORE HOT PIES >> BLESS MY EYES >> RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR. >> BLESS MY EYES >> RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR. FRESH SUPPLIES >> RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR. FRESH SUPPLIES HOW ABOUT IT, DEARIE? FRESH SUPPLIES HOW ABOUT IT, DEARIE? >> IS THAT A PIE FIT FOR A KING? HOW ABOUT IT, DEARIE? >> IS THAT A PIE FIT FOR A KING? >> BE HERE IN A TWINKLING >> IS THAT A PIE FIT FOR A KING? >> BE HERE IN A TWINKLING >> WONDROUS AND SWEET >> BE HERE IN A TWINKLING >> WONDROUS AND SWEET >> JUST CONFIRMS MY THEORY >> WONDROUS AND SWEET >> JUST CONFIRMS MY THEORY TOBY >> JUST CONFIRMS MY THEORY TOBY >> YUM, YUM TOBY >> YUM, YUM >> GOD WATCHES OVER US >> YUM, YUM >> GOD WATCHES OVER US DIDN'T HAVE AN INKLING >> GOD WATCHES OVER US DIDN'T HAVE AN INKLING >> YOU SEE, MA'AM DIDN'T HAVE AN INKLING >> YOU SEE, MA'AM WHY THERE IS NO MEAT PIE >> YOU SEE, MA'AM WHY THERE IS NO MEAT PIE >> POSITIVELY EERIE WHY THERE IS NO MEAT PIE >> POSITIVELY EERIE TOBY >> POSITIVELY EERIE TOBY THROW THE OLD WOMAN OUT TOBY THROW THE OLD WOMAN OUT GO ON, GET HER OUT OF HERE, OUT THROW THE OLD WOMAN OUT GO ON, GET HER OUT OF HERE, OUT >> THAT IS DE- GO ON, GET HER OUT OF HERE, OUT >> THAT IS DE- HAVEOU LICIOUS >> THAT IS DE- HAVEOU LICIOUS EVER TASTED HAVEOU LICIOUS EVER TASTED SMELL SUCH EVER TASTED SMELL SUCH OH, MY GOD SMELL SUCH OH, MY GOD WHAT PERFECT MORE THAT'S OH, MY GOD WHAT PERFECT MORE THAT'S PIES SUCH FLAVOR WHAT PERFECT MORE THAT'S PIES SUCH FLAVOR GOD, THAT'S GOOD PIES SUCH FLAVOR GOD, THAT'S GOOD

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

BELLS TOLLING

AND IT'S 6

I FEEL YOU, JOHANNA I FEEL YOU, JOHANNA I FEEL YOU I FEEL YOU, JOHANNA I FEEL YOU DO THEY THINK THAT I FEEL YOU DO THEY THINK THAT WALLS CAN HIDE YOU? DO THEY THINK THAT WALLS CAN HIDE YOU? EVEN NOW I'M AT YOUR WINDOW WALLS CAN HIDE YOU? EVEN NOW I'M AT YOUR WINDOW I AM IN THE DARK BESIDE YOU EVEN NOW I'M AT YOUR WINDOW I AM IN THE DARK BESIDE YOU BURIED SWEETLY I AM IN THE DARK BESIDE YOU BURIED SWEETLY IN YOUR YELLOW HAIR BURIED SWEETLY IN YOUR YELLOW HAIR JOHANNA IN YOUR YELLOW HAIR JOHANNA >> JOHANNA... JOHANNA >> JOHANNA... >> AND ARE YOU >> JOHANNA... >> AND ARE YOU BEAUTIFUL AND PALE >> AND ARE YOU BEAUTIFUL AND PALE WITH YELLOW HAIR LIKE HER? BEAUTIFUL AND PALE WITH YELLOW HAIR LIKE HER? I'D WANT YOU BEAUTIFUL AND PALE WITH YELLOW HAIR LIKE HER? I'D WANT YOU BEAUTIFUL AND PALE THE WAY I'VE DREAMED YOU WERE I'D WANT YOU BEAUTIFUL AND PALE THE WAY I'VE DREAMED YOU WERE JOHANNA THE WAY I'VE DREAMED YOU WERE JOHANNA >> JOHANNA JOHANNA >> JOHANNA >> AND IF YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL >> JOHANNA >> AND IF YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL WHAT THEN >> AND IF YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL WHAT THEN WITH YELLOW HAIR LIKE WHEAT? WHAT THEN WITH YELLOW HAIR LIKE WHEAT? I THINK WE SHALL NOT MEET AGAIN WITH YELLOW HAIR LIKE WHEAT? I THINK WE SHALL NOT MEET AGAIN MY LITTLE DOVE, MY SWEET JOHANNA I THINK WE SHALL NOT MEET AGAIN MY LITTLE DOVE, MY SWEET JOHANNA >> I'LL STEAL YOU, JOHANNA MY LITTLE DOVE, MY SWEET JOHANNA >> I'LL STEAL YOU, JOHANNA >> GOOD-BYE, JOHANNA >> I'LL STEAL YOU, JOHANNA >> GOOD-BYE, JOHANNA YOU'RE GONE >> GOOD-BYE, JOHANNA YOU'RE GONE AND YET YOU'RE MINE YOU'RE GONE AND YET YOU'RE MINE I'M FINE, JOHANNA AND YET YOU'RE MINE I'M FINE, JOHANNA I'M FINE I'M FINE, JOHANNA I'M FINE >> JOHANNA I'M FINE >> JOHANNA >> SMOKE, SMOKE >> JOHANNA >> SMOKE, SMOKE SIGN OF THE DEVIL >> SMOKE, SMOKE SIGN OF THE DEVIL SIGN OF THE DEVIL SIGN OF THE DEVIL SIGN OF THE DEVIL CITY ON FIRE SIGN OF THE DEVIL CITY ON FIRE WITCH, WITCH CITY ON FIRE WITCH, WITCH SMELL IT, SIR WITCH, WITCH SMELL IT, SIR AN EVIL SMELL SMELL IT, SIR AN EVIL SMELL EVERY NIGHT AT THE VESPERS BELL AN EVIL SMELL EVERY NIGHT AT THE VESPERS BELL SMOKE THAT COMES EVERY NIGHT AT THE VESPERS BELL SMOKE THAT COMES FROM THE MOUTH OF HELL SMOKE THAT COMES FROM THE MOUTH OF HELL CITY ON FIRE FROM THE MOUTH OF HELL CITY ON FIRE CITY ON FIRE CITY ON FIRE CITY ON FIRE MISCHIEF, MISCHIEF CITY ON FIRE MISCHIEF, MISCHIEF MISCHIEF >> AND IF I NEVER >> AND IF I NEVER HEAR YOUR VOICE >> AND IF I NEVER HEAR YOUR VOICE MY TURTLEDOVE, MY DEAR HEAR YOUR VOICE MY TURTLEDOVE, MY DEAR I STILL HAVE REASON TO REJOICE MY TURTLEDOVE, MY DEAR I STILL HAVE REASON TO REJOICE THE WAY AHEAD IS CLEAR I STILL HAVE REASON TO REJOICE THE WAY AHEAD IS CLEAR JOHANNA THE WAY AHEAD IS CLEAR JOHANNA >> I'LL MARRY ANTHONY SUNDAY JOHANNA >> I'LL MARRY ANTHONY SUNDAY ANTHONY SUNDAY >> I'LL MARRY ANTHONY SUNDAY ANTHONY SUNDAY >> I FEEL YOU ANTHONY SUNDAY >> I FEEL YOU >> AND IN THAT DARKNESS >> I FEEL YOU >> AND IN THAT DARKNESS WHEN I'M BLIND >> AND IN THAT DARKNESS WHEN I'M BLIND WITH WHAT I CAN'T FORGET WHEN I'M BLIND WITH WHAT I CAN'T FORGET >> JOHANNA WITH WHAT I CAN'T FORGET >> JOHANNA >> IT'S ALWAYS MORNING >> JOHANNA >> IT'S ALWAYS MORNING IN MY MIND >> IT'S ALWAYS MORNING IN MY MIND MY LITTLE LAMB, MY PET IN MY MIND MY LITTLE LAMB, MY PET JOHANNA MY LITTLE LAMB, MY PET JOHANNA >> I KNEW YOU'D COME FOR ME JOHANNA >> I KNEW YOU'D COME FOR ME ONE DAY >> I KNEW YOU'D COME FOR ME ONE DAY COME FOR ME ONE DAY ONE DAY COME FOR ME ONE DAY >> YOU STAY, JOHANNA COME FOR ME ONE DAY >> YOU STAY, JOHANNA >> JOHANNA >> YOU STAY, JOHANNA >> JOHANNA >> THE WAY I'VE DREAMED YOU ARE >> JOHANNA >> THE WAY I'VE DREAMED YOU ARE OH, LOOK, JOHANNA, A STAR >> THE WAY I'VE DREAMED YOU ARE OH, LOOK, JOHANNA, A STAR >> BURIED SWEETLY OH, LOOK, JOHANNA, A STAR >> BURIED SWEETLY IN YOUR YELLOW HAIR >> BURIED SWEETLY IN YOUR YELLOW HAIR >> A SHOOTING STAR IN YOUR YELLOW HAIR >> A SHOOTING STAR >> THERE, THERE >> A SHOOTING STAR >> THERE, THERE SOMEBODY, SOMEBODY >> THERE, THERE SOMEBODY, SOMEBODY LOOK UP THERE SOMEBODY, SOMEBODY LOOK UP THERE DIDN'T I TELL YOU? LOOK UP THERE DIDN'T I TELL YOU? SMELL THAT AIR DIDN'T I TELL YOU? SMELL THAT AIR CITY ON FIRE SMELL THAT AIR CITY ON FIRE QUICK, MISS, RUN AND TELL CITY ON FIRE QUICK, MISS, RUN AND TELL WARN 'EM ALL QUICK, MISS, RUN AND TELL WARN 'EM ALL OF THE WITCH'S SMELL WARN 'EM ALL OF THE WITCH'S SMELL THERE IT IS, THERE IT IS OF THE WITCH'S SMELL THERE IT IS, THERE IT IS THE UNHOLY SMELL THERE IT IS, THERE IT IS THE UNHOLY SMELL TELL IT TO THE BEADLE THE UNHOLY SMELL TELL IT TO THE BEADLE AND THE POLICE, AS WELL TELL IT TO THE BEADLE AND THE POLICE, AS WELL TELL 'EM, TELL 'EM AND THE POLICE, AS WELL TELL 'EM, TELL 'EM HELP, FIEND TELL 'EM, TELL 'EM HELP, FIEND CITY ON FIRE HELP, FIEND CITY ON FIRE CITY ON FIRE CITY ON FIRE CITY ON FIRE MISCHIEF, MISCHIEF, MISCHIEF CITY ON FIRE MISCHIEF, MISCHIEF, MISCHIEF FIEND MISCHIEF, MISCHIEF, MISCHIEF FIEND ALMS, ALMS

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>> AND THOUGH I'LL THINK OF YOU >> AND THOUGH I'LL THINK OF YOU I GUESS, UNTIL THE DAY I DIE >> AND THOUGH I'LL THINK OF YOU I GUESS, UNTIL THE DAY I DIE I THINK I MISS YOU LESS AND LESS I GUESS, UNTIL THE DAY I DIE I THINK I MISS YOU LESS AND LESS AS EVERY DAY GOES BY I THINK I MISS YOU LESS AND LESS AS EVERY DAY GOES BY JOHANNA AS EVERY DAY GOES BY JOHANNA >> JOHANNA JOHANNA >> JOHANNA >> WITH YOU BESIDE ME ON SUNDAY >> JOHANNA >> WITH YOU BESIDE ME ON SUNDAY MARRIED ON SUNDAY >> WITH YOU BESIDE ME ON SUNDAY MARRIED ON SUNDAY >> AND YOU'D BE BEAUTIFUL MARRIED ON SUNDAY >> AND YOU'D BE BEAUTIFUL AND PALE >> AND YOU'D BE BEAUTIFUL AND PALE AND LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE HER AND PALE AND LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE HER IF ONLY ANGELS COULD PREVAIL AND LOOK TOO MUCH LIKE HER IF ONLY ANGELS COULD PREVAIL WE'D BE THE WAY WE WERE IF ONLY ANGELS COULD PREVAIL WE'D BE THE WAY WE WERE JOHANNA WE'D BE THE WAY WE WERE JOHANNA >> I FEEL YOU JOHANNA >> I FEEL YOU >> MARRIED ON SUNDAY >> I FEEL YOU >> MARRIED ON SUNDAY >> JOHANNA >> MARRIED ON SUNDAY >> JOHANNA >> MARRIED ON SUNDAY >> JOHANNA >> MARRIED ON SUNDAY >> WAKE UP, JOHANNA >> MARRIED ON SUNDAY >> WAKE UP, JOHANNA ANOTHER BRIGHT RED DAY >> WAKE UP, JOHANNA ANOTHER BRIGHT RED DAY WE LEARN, JOHANNA ANOTHER BRIGHT RED DAY WE LEARN, JOHANNA TO SAY WE LEARN, JOHANNA TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO SAY GOOD-BYE >> I'LL STEAL YOU

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>> AW, NOTHING LIKE A NICE >> AW, NOTHING LIKE A NICE SIT-DOWN AFTER A HARD DAY'S >> AW, NOTHING LIKE A NICE SIT-DOWN AFTER A HARD DAY'S WORK, IS THERE, DARLING? SIT-DOWN AFTER A HARD DAY'S WORK, IS THERE, DARLING? >> MM-HMM. WORK, IS THERE, DARLING? >> MM-HMM. >> AH.�7, 9 SHILLINGS, AND >> MM-HMM. >> AH.�7, 9 SHILLINGS, AND FOURPENCE. THAT'S NOT BAD FOR >> AH.�7, 9 SHILLINGS, AND FOURPENCE. THAT'S NOT BAD FOR THE WEEK, AND THAT DON'T FOURPENCE. THAT'S NOT BAD FOR THE WEEK, AND THAT DON'T INCLUDE WHAT I HAD TO PAY OUT THE WEEK, AND THAT DON'T INCLUDE WHAT I HAD TO PAY OUT FOR ME NICE CHEERY WALLPAPER OR INCLUDE WHAT I HAD TO PAY OUT FOR ME NICE CHEERY WALLPAPER OR THE HARMONIUM, AND THAT WAS A FOR ME NICE CHEERY WALLPAPER OR THE HARMONIUM, AND THAT WAS A RIGHT BARGAIN TOO, DEAR, IT THE HARMONIUM, AND THAT WAS A RIGHT BARGAIN TOO, DEAR, IT BEING ONLY PARTLY SINGED WHEN RIGHT BARGAIN TOO, DEAR, IT BEING ONLY PARTLY SINGED WHEN THE CHAPEL BURNT DOWN. BEING ONLY PARTLY SINGED WHEN THE CHAPEL BURNT DOWN. >> THERE MUST BE A WAY TO THE THE CHAPEL BURNT DOWN. >> THERE MUST BE A WAY TO THE JUDGE. >> THERE MUST BE A WAY TO THE JUDGE. >> THE BLOODY OLD JUDGE! YOU'RE JUDGE. >> THE BLOODY OLD JUDGE! YOU'RE ALWAYS HARPING ON ABOUT THE >> THE BLOODY OLD JUDGE! YOU'RE ALWAYS HARPING ON ABOUT THE BLOODY OLD JUDGE! WE GOT A NICE ALWAYS HARPING ON ABOUT THE BLOODY OLD JUDGE! WE GOT A NICE RESPECTABLE BUSINESS HERE. BLOODY OLD JUDGE! WE GOT A NICE RESPECTABLE BUSINESS HERE.

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RESPECTABLE BUSINESS HERE.

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MONEY COMING IN REGULAR.

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MONEY COMING IN REGULAR. OOH, MR. TODD MONEY COMING IN REGULAR. OOH, MR. TODD I'M SO HAPPY OOH, MR. TODD I'M SO HAPPY I COULD I'M SO HAPPY I COULD EAT YOU UP, I REALLY COULD I COULD EAT YOU UP, I REALLY COULD YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE EAT YOU UP, I REALLY COULD YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO, MR. TODD? YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO, MR. TODD? WHAT I DREAM? TO DO, MR. TODD? WHAT I DREAM? IF THE BUS'NESS STAYS AS GOOD WHAT I DREAM? IF THE BUS'NESS STAYS AS GOOD WHERE I'D REALLY LIKE TO GO IF THE BUS'NESS STAYS AS GOOD WHERE I'D REALLY LIKE TO GO IN A YEAR OR SO? WHERE I'D REALLY LIKE TO GO IN A YEAR OR SO? DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW? IN A YEAR OR SO? DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW? >> OF COURSE. DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW? >> OF COURSE. DO YOU REALLY >> OF COURSE. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? >> YES, YES, I DO, I DO. WANT TO KNOW? >> YES, YES, I DO, I DO. >> I'VE ALWAYS HAD A DREAM EVER >> YES, YES, I DO, I DO. >> I'VE ALWAYS HAD A DREAM EVER SINCE I WAS A SKINNY LITTLE >> I'VE ALWAYS HAD A DREAM EVER SINCE I WAS A SKINNY LITTLE SLIP OF A THING AND MY RICH SINCE I WAS A SKINNY LITTLE SLIP OF A THING AND MY RICH AUNT NETTIE USED TO TAKE ME TO SLIP OF A THING AND MY RICH AUNT NETTIE USED TO TAKE ME TO THE SEASIDE AUGUST BANK AUNT NETTIE USED TO TAKE ME TO THE SEASIDE AUGUST BANK HOLIDAY. OOH! THE PIER... THE SEASIDE AUGUST BANK HOLIDAY. OOH! THE PIER... BUILDING LITTLE CASTLES IN THE HOLIDAY. OOH! THE PIER... BUILDING LITTLE CASTLES IN THE SAND. I CAN STILL FEEL ME TOES BUILDING LITTLE CASTLES IN THE SAND. I CAN STILL FEEL ME TOES WRIGGLING AROUND IN THE BRINY. SAND. I CAN STILL FEEL ME TOES WRIGGLING AROUND IN THE BRINY. BY THE SEA, MR. TODD WRIGGLING AROUND IN THE BRINY. BY THE SEA, MR. TODD THAT'S THE LIFE I COVET BY THE SEA, MR. TODD THAT'S THE LIFE I COVET BY THE SEA, MR. TODD THAT'S THE LIFE I COVET BY THE SEA, MR. TODD DO I KNOW YOU'D LOVE IT BY THE SEA, MR. TODD DO I KNOW YOU'D LOVE IT YOU AND ME, MR. T. DO I KNOW YOU'D LOVE IT YOU AND ME, MR. T. WE COULD BE ALONE YOU AND ME, MR. T. WE COULD BE ALONE IN A HOUSE WOT WE'D ALMOST OWN WE COULD BE ALONE IN A HOUSE WOT WE'D ALMOST OWN DOWN BY THE SEA IN A HOUSE WOT WE'D ALMOST OWN DOWN BY THE SEA >> ANYTHING YOU SAY DOWN BY THE SEA >> ANYTHING YOU SAY >> WOULDN'T THAT BE SMASHING? >> ANYTHING YOU SAY >> WOULDN'T THAT BE SMASHING? WITH THE SEA AT OUR GATE >> WOULDN'T THAT BE SMASHING? WITH THE SEA AT OUR GATE WE'LL HAVE KIPPERED HERRING WITH THE SEA AT OUR GATE WE'LL HAVE KIPPERED HERRING WOT HAVE SWUM TO US STRAIGHT WE'LL HAVE KIPPERED HERRING WOT HAVE SWUM TO US STRAIGHT FROM THE STRAITS OF BERING WOT HAVE SWUM TO US STRAIGHT FROM THE STRAITS OF BERING EVERY NIGHT IN THE KIP FROM THE STRAITS OF BERING EVERY NIGHT IN THE KIP WHEN WE'RE THROUGH OUR KIPPERS EVERY NIGHT IN THE KIP WHEN WE'RE THROUGH OUR KIPPERS I'LL BE THERE SLIPPIN' OFF WHEN WE'RE THROUGH OUR KIPPERS I'LL BE THERE SLIPPIN' OFF YOUR SLIPPERS I'LL BE THERE SLIPPIN' OFF YOUR SLIPPERS BY THE SEA YOUR SLIPPERS BY THE SEA WITH THE FISHIES SPLASHING BY THE SEA WITH THE FISHIES SPLASHING BY THE SEA WITH THE FISHIES SPLASHING BY THE SEA WOULDN'T THAT BE SMASHING? BY THE SEA WOULDN'T THAT BE SMASHING? DOWN BY THE SEA WOULDN'T THAT BE SMASHING? DOWN BY THE SEA >> ANYTHING YOU SAY DOWN BY THE SEA >> ANYTHING YOU SAY ANYTHING YOU SAY >> ANYTHING YOU SAY ANYTHING YOU SAY >> I CAN SEE US WAKING ANYTHING YOU SAY >> I CAN SEE US WAKING THE BREAKERS BREAKING >> I CAN SEE US WAKING THE BREAKERS BREAKING THE SEAGULLS SQUAWKING THE BREAKERS BREAKING THE SEAGULLS SQUAWKING HOO, HOO! THE SEAGULLS SQUAWKING HOO, HOO! I DO ME BAKING HOO, HOO! I DO ME BAKING THEN I GO WALKING I DO ME BAKING THEN I GO WALKING WITH YOU-HOO-HOO-HOO THEN I GO WALKING WITH YOU-HOO-HOO-HOO I'LL WARM ME BONES WITH YOU-HOO-HOO-HOO I'LL WARM ME BONES ON THE ESPLANADE I'LL WARM ME BONES ON THE ESPLANADE HAVE TEA AND SCONES ON THE ESPLANADE HAVE TEA AND SCONES WITH ME GAY YOUNG BLADE HAVE TEA AND SCONES WITH ME GAY YOUNG BLADE THEN I'LL KNIT A SWEATER WITH ME GAY YOUNG BLADE THEN I'LL KNIT A SWEATER WHILE YOU WRITE A LETTER THEN I'LL KNIT A SWEATER WHILE YOU WRITE A LETTER UNLESS WE GOT BETTER WHILE YOU WRITE A LETTER UNLESS WE GOT BETTER TO DO-HOO UNLESS WE GOT BETTER TO DO-HOO >> ANYTHING YOU SAY. TO DO-HOO >> ANYTHING YOU SAY. THINK HOW SNUG IT'LL BE >> ANYTHING YOU SAY. THINK HOW SNUG IT'LL BE UNDERNEATH OUR FLANNEL THINK HOW SNUG IT'LL BE UNDERNEATH OUR FLANNEL WHEN IT'S JUST YOU AND ME UNDERNEATH OUR FLANNEL WHEN IT'S JUST YOU AND ME AND THE ENGLISH CHANNEL WHEN IT'S JUST YOU AND ME AND THE ENGLISH CHANNEL IN OUR COZY RETREAT AND THE ENGLISH CHANNEL IN OUR COZY RETREAT KEPT ALL NEAT AND TIDY IN OUR COZY RETREAT KEPT ALL NEAT AND TIDY WE'LL HAVE CHUMS OVER KEPT ALL NEAT AND TIDY WE'LL HAVE CHUMS OVER EV'RY FRIDAY WE'LL HAVE CHUMS OVER EV'RY FRIDAY BY THE SEA EV'RY FRIDAY BY THE SEA >> ANYTHING YOU SAY BY THE SEA >> ANYTHING YOU SAY >> DON'T YOU LOVE THE WEATHER >> ANYTHING YOU SAY >> DON'T YOU LOVE THE WEATHER BY THE SEA? >> DON'T YOU LOVE THE WEATHER BY THE SEA? WE'LL GROW OLD TOGETHER BY THE SEA? WE'LL GROW OLD TOGETHER BY THE SEASIDE WE'LL GROW OLD TOGETHER BY THE SEASIDE HOO, HOO BY THE SEASIDE HOO, HOO BY THE BEAUTIFUL SEA HOO, HOO BY THE BEAUTIFUL SEA OH, I CAN SEE US NOW IN OUR BY THE BEAUTIFUL SEA OH, I CAN SEE US NOW IN OUR BATHING DRESSES--YOU IN A NICE OH, I CAN SEE US NOW IN OUR BATHING DRESSES--YOU IN A NICE RICH NAVY, ME, STRIPES PERHAPS. BATHING DRESSES--YOU IN A NICE RICH NAVY, ME, STRIPES PERHAPS. THAT WAY. RICH NAVY, ME, STRIPES PERHAPS. THAT WAY.

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THAT WAY.

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IT WILL BE SO QUIET

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IT WILL BE SO QUIET THAT WHO'LL COME BY IT IT WILL BE SO QUIET THAT WHO'LL COME BY IT EXCEPT A SEAGULL THAT WHO'LL COME BY IT EXCEPT A SEAGULL HOO-HOO EXCEPT A SEAGULL HOO-HOO WE SHOULDN'T TRY IT, THOUGH HOO-HOO WE SHOULDN'T TRY IT, THOUGH TILL IT'S LEGAL WE SHOULDN'T TRY IT, THOUGH TILL IT'S LEGAL FOR TWO-HOO TILL IT'S LEGAL FOR TWO-HOO BUT A SEASIDE WEDDING FOR TWO-HOO BUT A SEASIDE WEDDING COULD BE DEVISED BUT A SEASIDE WEDDING COULD BE DEVISED ME RUMPLED BEDDING LEGITIMIZED COULD BE DEVISED ME RUMPLED BEDDING LEGITIMIZED ME EYELIDS'LL FLUTTER ME RUMPLED BEDDING LEGITIMIZED ME EYELIDS'LL FLUTTER I'LL TURN IN TO BUTTER ME EYELIDS'LL FLUTTER I'LL TURN IN TO BUTTER THE MOMENT I MUTTER I'LL TURN IN TO BUTTER THE MOMENT I MUTTER "I DO-HOO" THE MOMENT I MUTTER "I DO-HOO" BY THE SEA, IN OUR NEST "I DO-HOO" BY THE SEA, IN OUR NEST WE COULD SHARE OUR KIPPERS BY THE SEA, IN OUR NEST WE COULD SHARE OUR KIPPERS WITH THE ODD PAYING GUEST WE COULD SHARE OUR KIPPERS WITH THE ODD PAYING GUEST FROM THE WEEKEND TRIPPERS WITH THE ODD PAYING GUEST FROM THE WEEKEND TRIPPERS HAVE A NICE SUNNY SUITE FROM THE WEEKEND TRIPPERS HAVE A NICE SUNNY SUITE FOR THE GUEST TO REST IN HAVE A NICE SUNNY SUITE FOR THE GUEST TO REST IN NOW AND THEN FOR THE GUEST TO REST IN NOW AND THEN YOU COULD DO THE GUEST IN NOW AND THEN YOU COULD DO THE GUEST IN BY THE SEA YOU COULD DO THE GUEST IN BY THE SEA MARRIED NICE AND PROPER BY THE SEA MARRIED NICE AND PROPER BY THE SEA MARRIED NICE AND PROPER BY THE SEA BRING ALONG YOUR CHOPPER BY THE SEA BRING ALONG YOUR CHOPPER TO THE SEASIDE BRING ALONG YOUR CHOPPER TO THE SEASIDE HOO, HOO TO THE SEASIDE HOO, HOO BY THE BEAUTIFUL SEA HOO, HOO BY THE BEAUTIFUL SEA

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BY THE BEAUTIFUL SEA

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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MMM. MMM. MMM. MMM.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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MMM. MMM. MMM. MMM. MMM. MMM. OHH. MMM. MMM. MMM. MMM. MMM. MMM. OHH. >> MR. TODD! MR. TODD! MMM. MMM. OHH. >> MR. TODD! MR. TODD!

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>> MR. TODD! MR. TODD!

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MR. TODD, I'VE FOUND HER!

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MR. TODD, I'VE FOUND HER! >> YOU FOUND JOHANNA? MR. TODD, I'VE FOUND HER! >> YOU FOUND JOHANNA? >> THAT MONSTER OF A JUDGE HAS >> YOU FOUND JOHANNA? >> THAT MONSTER OF A JUDGE HAS HAD HER LOCKED AWAY IN A >> THAT MONSTER OF A JUDGE HAS HAD HER LOCKED AWAY IN A MADHOUSE! HAD HER LOCKED AWAY IN A MADHOUSE! >> WHERE? WHERE? MADHOUSE! >> WHERE? WHERE? >> WHERE NO ONE CAN REACH HER >> WHERE? WHERE? >> WHERE NO ONE CAN REACH HER AT MR. FOGG'S ASYLUM. OH, MR. >> WHERE NO ONE CAN REACH HER AT MR. FOGG'S ASYLUM. OH, MR. TODD, SHE'S IN THERE WITH THOSE AT MR. FOGG'S ASYLUM. OH, MR. TODD, SHE'S IN THERE WITH THOSE SCREECHING, GIBBERING MANIACS. TODD, SHE'S IN THERE WITH THOSE SCREECHING, GIBBERING MANIACS. >> A MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE! SCREECHING, GIBBERING MANIACS. >> A MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE! JOHANNA IS AS GOOD AS RESCUED. >> A MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE! JOHANNA IS AS GOOD AS RESCUED. >> SHE IS? JOHANNA IS AS GOOD AS RESCUED. >> SHE IS? >> WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE ALL THE >> SHE IS? >> WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE ALL THE WIGMAKERS OF LONDON GO TO OBTAIN >> WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE ALL THE WIGMAKERS OF LONDON GO TO OBTAIN THEIR HUMAN HAIR? THEY GET WIGMAKERS OF LONDON GO TO OBTAIN THEIR HUMAN HAIR? THEY GET THEIR HAIR FROM THE LUNATICS AT THEIR HUMAN HAIR? THEY GET THEIR HAIR FROM THE LUNATICS AT BEDLAM. FOGG'S ASYLUM, WHY NOT? THEIR HAIR FROM THE LUNATICS AT BEDLAM. FOGG'S ASYLUM, WHY NOT? FOR THE RIGHT AMOUNT, THEY BEDLAM. FOGG'S ASYLUM, WHY NOT? FOR THE RIGHT AMOUNT, THEY WOULD SELL THE HAIR OFF ANY FOR THE RIGHT AMOUNT, THEY WOULD SELL THE HAIR OFF ANY MADMAN'S HEAD. WE WILL WRITE WOULD SELL THE HAIR OFF ANY MADMAN'S HEAD. WE WILL WRITE THIS MR. FOGG A NOTE OFFERING MADMAN'S HEAD. WE WILL WRITE THIS MR. FOGG A NOTE OFFERING THE HIGHEST PRICE FOR HAIR THIS MR. FOGG A NOTE OFFERING THE HIGHEST PRICE FOR HAIR THE EXACT SHADE OF JOHANNA'S, THE HIGHEST PRICE FOR HAIR THE EXACT SHADE OF JOHANNA'S, WHICH I TRUST YOU KNOW. THE EXACT SHADE OF JOHANNA'S, WHICH I TRUST YOU KNOW. >> YELLOW. WHICH I TRUST YOU KNOW. >> YELLOW. >> NOT EXACT ENOUGH. I MUST >> YELLOW. >> NOT EXACT ENOUGH. I MUST MAKE YOU INTO A CREDIBLE >> NOT EXACT ENOUGH. I MUST MAKE YOU INTO A CREDIBLE WIGMAKER AND QUICKLY. MAKE YOU INTO A CREDIBLE WIGMAKER AND QUICKLY. THERE'S TAWNY WIGMAKER AND QUICKLY. THERE'S TAWNY AND THERE'S GOLDEN SAFFRON THERE'S TAWNY AND THERE'S GOLDEN SAFFRON THERE'S FLAXEN AND THERE'S GOLDEN SAFFRON THERE'S FLAXEN AND THERE'S BLOND THERE'S FLAXEN AND THERE'S BLOND REPEAT THAT. REPEAT THAT! AND THERE'S BLOND REPEAT THAT. REPEAT THAT! >> YES, MR. TODD. REPEAT THAT. REPEAT THAT! >> YES, MR. TODD. >> WELL? >> YES, MR. TODD. >> WELL? UH, THERE'S TAWNY >> WELL? UH, THERE'S TAWNY AND THERE'S GOLDEN SAFFRON UH, THERE'S TAWNY AND THERE'S GOLDEN SAFFRON THERE'S FLAXEN AND THERE'S GOLDEN SAFFRON THERE'S FLAXEN AND THERE'S BLOND THERE'S FLAXEN AND THERE'S BLOND >> GOOD. AND THERE'S BLOND >> GOOD. THERE'S COARSE AND FINE >> GOOD. THERE'S COARSE AND FINE THERE'S STRAIGHT AND CURLY THERE'S COARSE AND FINE THERE'S STRAIGHT AND CURLY >> THERE'S COARSE AND FINE THERE'S STRAIGHT AND CURLY >> THERE'S COARSE AND FINE >> THERE'S GRAY, THERE'S WHITE >> THERE'S COARSE AND FINE >> THERE'S GRAY, THERE'S WHITE THERE'S ASH, THERE'S PEARLY >> THERE'S GRAY, THERE'S WHITE THERE'S ASH, THERE'S PEARLY THERE'S CORN-YELLOW THERE'S ASH, THERE'S PEARLY THERE'S CORN-YELLOW BUFF AND OCHRE THERE'S CORN-YELLOW BUFF AND OCHRE AND STRAW AND APRICOT BUFF AND OCHRE AND STRAW AND APRICOT >> SWEENEY'D WAITED AND STRAW AND APRICOT >> SWEENEY'D WAITED TOO LONG BEFORE >> SWEENEY'D WAITED TOO LONG BEFORE "AH, BUT NEVER AGAIN" TOO LONG BEFORE "AH, BUT NEVER AGAIN" HE SWORE "AH, BUT NEVER AGAIN" HE SWORE >> FORTUNE ARRIVED HE SWORE >> FORTUNE ARRIVED "SWEENEY," IT SANG >> FORTUNE ARRIVED "SWEENEY," IT SANG SWEENEY WAS READY "SWEENEY," IT SANG SWEENEY WAS READY AND SWEENEY SPRANG SWEENEY WAS READY AND SWEENEY SPRANG >> SWEENEY'S PROBLEMS WENT AND SWEENEY SPRANG >> SWEENEY'S PROBLEMS WENT UP IN SMOKE >> SWEENEY'S PROBLEMS WENT UP IN SMOKE ALL RESOLVED UP IN SMOKE ALL RESOLVED WITH A SINGLE STROKE ALL RESOLVED WITH A SINGLE STROKE >> SWEENEY WAS SHARP WITH A SINGLE STROKE >> SWEENEY WAS SHARP SWEENEY WAS BURNING >> SWEENEY WAS SHARP SWEENEY WAS BURNING SWEENEY BEGAN SWEENEY WAS BURNING SWEENEY BEGAN THE ENGINES TURNING SWEENEY BEGAN THE ENGINES TURNING SWEENEY WAS SHARP THE ENGINES TURNING SWEENEY WAS SHARP SWEENEY WAS BURNING SWEENEY WAS SHARP SWEENEY WAS BURNING SWEENEY BEGAN SWEENEY WAS BURNING SWEENEY BEGAN THE ENGINES TURNING SWEENEY BEGAN THE ENGINES TURNING >> SWEENEY, SWEENEY THE ENGINES TURNING >> SWEENEY, SWEENEY SWEENEY, SWEENEY >> SWEENEY, SWEENEY SWEENEY, SWEENEY >> WITH FINER TEXTURES SWEENEY, SWEENEY >> WITH FINER TEXTURES ASH LOOKS FAIRER >> WITH FINER TEXTURES ASH LOOKS FAIRER WHICH MAKES IT RARE ASH LOOKS FAIRER WHICH MAKES IT RARE >> GOOD, GOOD. WHICH MAKES IT RARE >> GOOD, GOOD. BUT FLAXEN'S RARER >> GOOD, GOOD. BUT FLAXEN'S RARER >> NO, NO BUT FLAXEN'S RARER >> NO, NO >> YES, YES, I KNOW >> NO, NO >> YES, YES, I KNOW >> THE FLAXEN'S CHEAPER >> YES, YES, I KNOW >> THE FLAXEN'S CHEAPER >> CHEAPER, NOT RARER >> THE FLAXEN'S CHEAPER >> CHEAPER, NOT RARER >> HERE'S MONEY. OFF WITH >> CHEAPER, NOT RARER >> HERE'S MONEY. OFF WITH YOU, OFF. >> HERE'S MONEY. OFF WITH YOU, OFF. BUT, ANTHONY, LISTEN TO ME ONCE YOU, OFF. BUT, ANTHONY, LISTEN TO ME ONCE AGAIN. ONCE YOU HAVE FOUND HER, BUT, ANTHONY, LISTEN TO ME ONCE AGAIN. ONCE YOU HAVE FOUND HER, BRING HER HERE. I'LL GUARD HER AGAIN. ONCE YOU HAVE FOUND HER, BRING HER HERE. I'LL GUARD HER WHILE YOU HIRE THE CHAISE TO BRING HER HERE. I'LL GUARD HER WHILE YOU HIRE THE CHAISE TO PLYMOUTH. WHILE YOU HIRE THE CHAISE TO PLYMOUTH. >> WE'LL BE WITH YOU BEFORE THE PLYMOUTH. >> WE'LL BE WITH YOU BEFORE THE EVENING'S OUT, MR. TODD. OH, >> WE'LL BE WITH YOU BEFORE THE EVENING'S OUT, MR. TODD. OH, THANK YOU, FRIEND. MOST HONORABLE JUDGE TURPIN MOST HONORABLE JUDGE TURPIN MOST HONORABLE MOST HONORABLE JUDGE TURPIN MOST HONORABLE >> EHH! MOST HONORABLE >> EHH! HONORABLE >> EHH! HONORABLE >> I VENTURE THUS TO HONORABLE >> I VENTURE THUS TO WRITE YOU THIS >> I VENTURE THUS TO WRITE YOU THIS URGENT WRITE YOU THIS URGENT >> NOTE TO WARN YOU URGENT >> NOTE TO WARN YOU THAT THE HOT-BLOODED >> NOTE TO WARN YOU THAT THE HOT-BLOODED YOUNG SAILOR THAT THE HOT-BLOODED YOUNG SAILOR >> HAS ABDUCTED YOUR WARD YOUNG SAILOR >> HAS ABDUCTED YOUR WARD JOHANNA >> HAS ABDUCTED YOUR WARD JOHANNA >> JOHANNA JOHANNA >> JOHANNA >> JOHANNA >> JOHANNA >> JOHANNA >> FROM THE INSTITUTION >> JOHANNA >> FROM THE INSTITUTION WHERE YOU >> FROM THE INSTITUTION WHERE YOU >> SO WISELY WHERE YOU >> SO WISELY >> CONFINED HER >> SO WISELY >> CONFINED HER >> BUT, HOPING TO >> CONFINED HER >> BUT, HOPING TO EARN YOUR FAVOR >> BUT, HOPING TO EARN YOUR FAVOR >> I HAVE PERSUADED EARN YOUR FAVOR >> I HAVE PERSUADED THE BOY TO LODGE HER >> I HAVE PERSUADED THE BOY TO LODGE HER HERE TONIGHT THE BOY TO LODGE HER HERE TONIGHT AT MY TONSORIAL PARLOR HERE TONIGHT AT MY TONSORIAL PARLOR IN FLEET STREET AT MY TONSORIAL PARLOR IN FLEET STREET IF YOU WANT HER AGAIN IN FLEET STREET IF YOU WANT HER AGAIN IN YOUR ARMS IF YOU WANT HER AGAIN IN YOUR ARMS HURRY IN YOUR ARMS HURRY AFTER THE NIGHT FALLS HURRY AFTER THE NIGHT FALLS >> SHE WILL BE WAITING AFTER THE NIGHT FALLS >> SHE WILL BE WAITING >> WAITING >> SHE WILL BE WAITING >> WAITING >> YOUR OBEDIENT HUMBLE SERVANT >> WAITING >> YOUR OBEDIENT HUMBLE SERVANT SWEENEY >> YOUR OBEDIENT HUMBLE SERVANT SWEENEY >> TODD SWEENEY >> TODD GIVE THIS TO JUDGE TURPIN. IT'S >> TODD GIVE THIS TO JUDGE TURPIN. IT'S URGENT. GIVE THIS TO JUDGE TURPIN. IT'S URGENT. >> I PUT THE SOLD-OUT SIGN UP, URGENT. >> I PUT THE SOLD-OUT SIGN UP, MA'AM. >> I PUT THE SOLD-OUT SIGN UP, MA'AM. >> THAT'S MY BOY. LOOK! A MA'AM. >> THAT'S MY BOY. LOOK! A LOVELY MUFFLER, AND GUESS WHO >> THAT'S MY BOY. LOOK! A LOVELY MUFFLER, AND GUESS WHO IT'S FOR! LOVELY MUFFLER, AND GUESS WHO IT'S FOR! >> COO, MA'AM. FOR ME? IT'S FOR! >> COO, MA'AM. FOR ME? >> WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW! >> COO, MA'AM. FOR ME? >> WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW! >> OH, YOU'RE SO GOOD TO ME, >> WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW! >> OH, YOU'RE SO GOOD TO ME, MA'AM. SOMETIMES, WHEN I THINK >> OH, YOU'RE SO GOOD TO ME, MA'AM. SOMETIMES, WHEN I THINK OF WHAT IT WAS LIKE WITH SIGNOR MA'AM. SOMETIMES, WHEN I THINK OF WHAT IT WAS LIKE WITH SIGNOR PIRELLI, IT SEEMS THE GOOD OF WHAT IT WAS LIKE WITH SIGNOR PIRELLI, IT SEEMS THE GOOD LORD SENT YOU FOR ME. PIRELLI, IT SEEMS THE GOOD LORD SENT YOU FOR ME. >> THAT'S JUST MY WARM HEART, LORD SENT YOU FOR ME. >> THAT'S JUST MY WARM HEART, DEAR. THERE'S ROOM ENOUGH IN >> THAT'S JUST MY WARM HEART, DEAR. THERE'S ROOM ENOUGH IN HERE FOR ALL GOD'S CREATURES. DEAR. THERE'S ROOM ENOUGH IN HERE FOR ALL GOD'S CREATURES. >> YOU KNOW, THERE'S HERE FOR ALL GOD'S CREATURES. >> YOU KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO FOR YOU, >> YOU KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO FOR YOU, MA'AM. IF THERE WAS A MONSTER NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO FOR YOU, MA'AM. IF THERE WAS A MONSTER OR AN OGRE OR ANYTHING BAD LIKE MA'AM. IF THERE WAS A MONSTER OR AN OGRE OR ANYTHING BAD LIKE THAT WOT MIGHT BE AFTER YOU, OR AN OGRE OR ANYTHING BAD LIKE THAT WOT MIGHT BE AFTER YOU, I'D RIP IT APART WITH ME BARE THAT WOT MIGHT BE AFTER YOU, I'D RIP IT APART WITH ME BARE FISTS, I WOULD. I'D RIP IT APART WITH ME BARE FISTS, I WOULD. >> OH, WHAT A SWEET CHILD IT FISTS, I WOULD. >> OH, WHAT A SWEET CHILD IT IS. OHH. >> OH, WHAT A SWEET CHILD IT IS. OHH. >> OR EVEN IF IT WAS JUST A MAN. IS. OHH. >> OR EVEN IF IT WAS JUST A MAN. >> A MAN, DEAR? >> OR EVEN IF IT WAS JUST A MAN. >> A MAN, DEAR? >> A MAN WOT WAS BAD AND WOT >> A MAN, DEAR? >> A MAN WOT WAS BAD AND WOT MIGHT BE LURING YOU ALL >> A MAN WOT WAS BAD AND WOT MIGHT BE LURING YOU ALL UNBEKNOWNST INTO HIS EVIL MIGHT BE LURING YOU ALL UNBEKNOWNST INTO HIS EVIL DEEDS, LIKE. UNBEKNOWNST INTO HIS EVIL DEEDS, LIKE. >> WHAT--WHAT IS THIS, EH? WHAT DEEDS, LIKE. >> WHAT--WHAT IS THIS, EH? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> WHAT--WHAT IS THIS, EH? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU NOT WHILE I'M AROUND NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU NOT WHILE I'M AROUND >> OF COURSE NOT, DEAR. WHY NOT WHILE I'M AROUND >> OF COURSE NOT, DEAR. WHY SHOULD IT, DEAR? >> OF COURSE NOT, DEAR. WHY SHOULD IT, DEAR? NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU SHOULD IT, DEAR? NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU NO, SIR NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU NO, SIR NOT WHILE I'M AROUND NO, SIR NOT WHILE I'M AROUND >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "A MAN"? NOT WHILE I'M AROUND >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "A MAN"? DEMONS ARE PROWLING >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "A MAN"? DEMONS ARE PROWLING EV'RYWHERE NOWADAYS DEMONS ARE PROWLING EV'RYWHERE NOWADAYS >> AND SO THEY ARE, DEAR. YEAH. EV'RYWHERE NOWADAYS >> AND SO THEY ARE, DEAR. YEAH. I'LL SEND 'EM HOWLING >> AND SO THEY ARE, DEAR. YEAH. I'LL SEND 'EM HOWLING I DON'T CARE I'LL SEND 'EM HOWLING I DON'T CARE I GOT WAYS I DON'T CARE I GOT WAYS >> OF COURSE YOU DO. WHAT A I GOT WAYS >> OF COURSE YOU DO. WHAT A SWEET, AFFECTIONATE CHILD IT IS. >> OF COURSE YOU DO. WHAT A SWEET, AFFECTIONATE CHILD IT IS. NO ONE'S GONNA HURT YOU SWEET, AFFECTIONATE CHILD IT IS. NO ONE'S GONNA HURT YOU NO ONE'S GONNA DARE NO ONE'S GONNA HURT YOU NO ONE'S GONNA DARE >> I KNOW WHAT TOBY DESERVES. NO ONE'S GONNA DARE >> I KNOW WHAT TOBY DESERVES. OTHERS MAY DESERT YOU >> I KNOW WHAT TOBY DESERVES. OTHERS MAY DESERT YOU NOT TO WORRY OTHERS MAY DESERT YOU NOT TO WORRY WHISTLE, I'LL BE THERE NOT TO WORRY WHISTLE, I'LL BE THERE >> HERE, HAVE A NICE BON-BON. WHISTLE, I'LL BE THERE >> HERE, HAVE A NICE BON-BON. DEMONS'LL CHARM YOU >> HERE, HAVE A NICE BON-BON. DEMONS'LL CHARM YOU WITH A SMILE DEMONS'LL CHARM YOU WITH A SMILE FOR A WHILE WITH A SMILE FOR A WHILE BUT IN TIME FOR A WHILE BUT IN TIME NOTHING CAN HARM YOU BUT IN TIME NOTHING CAN HARM YOU NOT WHILE I'M AROUND NOTHING CAN HARM YOU NOT WHILE I'M AROUND NOT TO WORRY, NOT TO WORRY NOT WHILE I'M AROUND NOT TO WORRY, NOT TO WORRY I MAY NOT BE SMART NOT TO WORRY, NOT TO WORRY I MAY NOT BE SMART BUT I AIN'T DUMB I MAY NOT BE SMART BUT I AIN'T DUMB I CAN DO IT BUT I AIN'T DUMB I CAN DO IT PUT ME TO IT I CAN DO IT PUT ME TO IT SHOW ME SOMETHING PUT ME TO IT SHOW ME SOMETHING I CAN OVERCOME SHOW ME SOMETHING I CAN OVERCOME NOT TO WORRY, MA'AM I CAN OVERCOME NOT TO WORRY, MA'AM BEING CLOSE AND BEING CLEVER NOT TO WORRY, MA'AM BEING CLOSE AND BEING CLEVER AIN'T LIKE BEING TRUE BEING CLOSE AND BEING CLEVER AIN'T LIKE BEING TRUE I DON'T NEED TO, I WOULD NEVER AIN'T LIKE BEING TRUE I DON'T NEED TO, I WOULD NEVER HIDE A THING FROM YOU I DON'T NEED TO, I WOULD NEVER HIDE A THING FROM YOU LIKE SOME HIDE A THING FROM YOU LIKE SOME >> NOW TOBY, DEAR, HAVEN'T WE LIKE SOME >> NOW TOBY, DEAR, HAVEN'T WE HAD ENOUGH FOOLISH CHATTER? >> NOW TOBY, DEAR, HAVEN'T WE HAD ENOUGH FOOLISH CHATTER? COME AND SIT NICE AND QUIETLY HAD ENOUGH FOOLISH CHATTER? COME AND SIT NICE AND QUIETLY NOW. HERE WE GO. COME AND SIT NICE AND QUIETLY NOW. HERE WE GO. >> THAT! THAT'S SIGNOR NOW. HERE WE GO. >> THAT! THAT'S SIGNOR PIRELLI'S PURSE! >> THAT! THAT'S SIGNOR PIRELLI'S PURSE! >> WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT, DEAR? PIRELLI'S PURSE! >> WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT, DEAR? >> THAT PROVES IT! WHAT I'VE >> WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT, DEAR? >> THAT PROVES IT! WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING. THAT'S HIS PURSE. >> THAT PROVES IT! WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING. THAT'S HIS PURSE. >> THAT'S JUST A SILLY LITTLE BEEN THINKING. THAT'S HIS PURSE. >> THAT'S JUST A SILLY LITTLE SOMETHING MR. T. GAVE ME FOR MY >> THAT'S JUST A SILLY LITTLE SOMETHING MR. T. GAVE ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY. SOMETHING MR. T. GAVE ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY. >> MR. T GAVE IT TO YOU! AND BIRTHDAY. >> MR. T GAVE IT TO YOU! AND HOW DID HE GET IT? HOW DID HE >> MR. T GAVE IT TO YOU! AND HOW DID HE GET IT? HOW DID HE GET IT? HOW DID HE GET IT? HOW DID HE GET IT? >> HE BOUGHT IT, DEAR. HE BOUGHT GET IT? >> HE BOUGHT IT, DEAR. HE BOUGHT IN A PAWNSHOP, DEAR. SHH. THERE >> HE BOUGHT IT, DEAR. HE BOUGHT IN A PAWNSHOP, DEAR. SHH. THERE NOW, NOW COME ALONG. SIT DOWN IN A PAWNSHOP, DEAR. SHH. THERE NOW, NOW COME ALONG. SIT DOWN NICE AND QUIETLY. COME ON, NOW, NOW COME ALONG. SIT DOWN NICE AND QUIETLY. COME ON, DEAR. THERE NOW. NICE AND QUIETLY. COME ON, DEAR. THERE NOW. NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU DEAR. THERE NOW. NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU NOT WHILE I'M AROUND NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU NOT WHILE I'M AROUND NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU NOT WHILE I'M AROUND NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU DARLING NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU DARLING NOT WHILE I'M AROUND DARLING NOT WHILE I'M AROUND >> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! NOT WHILE I'M AROUND >> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! TWO QUID WAS IN IT >> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! TWO QUID WAS IN IT 2 OR 3 TWO QUID WAS IN IT 2 OR 3 THE GUVNOR GIVING UP HIS PURSE 2 OR 3 THE GUVNOR GIVING UP HIS PURSE WITH TWO QUID? THE GUVNOR GIVING UP HIS PURSE WITH TWO QUID? NOT FOR A MINUTE WITH TWO QUID? NOT FOR A MINUTE DON'T YOU SEE? NOT FOR A MINUTE DON'T YOU SEE? IT WAS IN MR. TODD'S PARLOR DON'T YOU SEE? IT WAS IN MR. TODD'S PARLOR THAT THE GUVNOR DISAEARED. IT WAS IN MR. TODD'S PARLOR THAT THE GUVNOR DISAEARED. >> OH! BOYS AND THEIR FANCIES! THAT THE GUVNOR DISAEARED. >> OH! BOYS AND THEIR FANCIES! WHATEVER WILL YOU THINK OF NEXT! >> OH! BOYS AND THEIR FANCIES! WHATEVER WILL YOU THINK OF NEXT! COME HERE, COME HERE. SIT DOWN, WHATEVER WILL YOU THINK OF NEXT! COME HERE, COME HERE. SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. COME AND SIT DOWN COME HERE, COME HERE. SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. COME AND SIT DOWN QUIETLY WITH YOUR AUNT NELLIE. SIT DOWN. COME AND SIT DOWN QUIETLY WITH YOUR AUNT NELLIE. BE A GOOD BOY. COME ON. LET'S QUIETLY WITH YOUR AUNT NELLIE. BE A GOOD BOY. COME ON. LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR MUFFLER. BE A GOOD BOY. COME ON. LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR MUFFLER. LOOK. THAT IS GONNA KEEP YOU HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR MUFFLER. LOOK. THAT IS GONNA KEEP YOU WARM AS THE DAYS DRAW IN. THERE! LOOK. THAT IS GONNA KEEP YOU WARM AS THE DAYS DRAW IN. THERE! AND IT'S SO BECOMING ON YOU. WARM AS THE DAYS DRAW IN. THERE! AND IT'S SO BECOMING ON YOU. DEMONS'LL CHARM YOU AND IT'S SO BECOMING ON YOU. DEMONS'LL CHARM YOU WITH A SMILE DEMONS'LL CHARM YOU WITH A SMILE FOR A WHILE WITH A SMILE FOR A WHILE BUT IN TIME FOR A WHILE BUT IN TIME NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU BUT IN TIME NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU NOT WHILE I'M AROUND

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>> YOU KNOW, IT'S THE FUNNIEST >> YOU KNOW, IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING YOU COMING TO TALK TO ME >> YOU KNOW, IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING YOU COMING TO TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW OF ALL MOMENTS THING YOU COMING TO TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW OF ALL MOMENTS BECAUSE, AS I WAS SITTING HERE RIGHT NOW OF ALL MOMENTS BECAUSE, AS I WAS SITTING HERE WITH MY NEEDLES, I WAS THINKING, BECAUSE, AS I WAS SITTING HERE WITH MY NEEDLES, I WAS THINKING, "THAT TOBY IS SUCH A GOOD BOY! WITH MY NEEDLES, I WAS THINKING, "THAT TOBY IS SUCH A GOOD BOY! SO HARD WORKING, SO OBEDIENT." "THAT TOBY IS SUCH A GOOD BOY! SO HARD WORKING, SO OBEDIENT." AND YOU KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT? SO HARD WORKING, SO OBEDIENT." AND YOU KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT? YOU KNOW HOW YOU'VE ALWAYS AND YOU KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT? YOU KNOW HOW YOU'VE ALWAYS FANCIED COMING INTO THE BAKE YOU KNOW HOW YOU'VE ALWAYS FANCIED COMING INTO THE BAKE HOUSE TO HELP BAKE THE PIES? FANCIED COMING INTO THE BAKE HOUSE TO HELP BAKE THE PIES? >> OH YES, MA'AM. HOUSE TO HELP BAKE THE PIES? >> OH YES, MA'AM. >> EH? WELL, HOW ABOUT IT? >> OH YES, MA'AM. >> EH? WELL, HOW ABOUT IT? >> YOU MEAN IT? I CAN HELP MAKE >> EH? WELL, HOW ABOUT IT? >> YOU MEAN IT? I CAN HELP MAKE 'EM AND BAKE 'EM? >> YOU MEAN IT? I CAN HELP MAKE 'EM AND BAKE 'EM? >> NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT. 'EM AND BAKE 'EM? >> NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT. >>

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>> NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT. >>

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COO, QUITE A STINK, AIN'T THERE? >>

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COO, QUITE A STINK, AIN'T THERE? >> AH, YEAH, WELL, THEM STEPS COO, QUITE A STINK, AIN'T THERE? >> AH, YEAH, WELL, THEM STEPS LEAD UP FROM THE OLD CELLARS, >> AH, YEAH, WELL, THEM STEPS LEAD UP FROM THE OLD CELLARS, AND THE WHIFFS COME UP, LOVE. LEAD UP FROM THE OLD CELLARS, AND THE WHIFFS COME UP, LOVE. GOD ALONE KNOWS WHAT'S DOWN AND THE WHIFFS COME UP, LOVE. GOD ALONE KNOWS WHAT'S DOWN THERE. ALWAYS A COUPLE OF RATS GOD ALONE KNOWS WHAT'S DOWN THERE. ALWAYS A COUPLE OF RATS GONE HOME TO JESUS. THERE. ALWAYS A COUPLE OF RATS GONE HOME TO JESUS. THERE NOW. THIS HERE'S THE GONE HOME TO JESUS. THERE NOW. THIS HERE'S THE GRINDER. AND YOU KNOW THE THERE NOW. THIS HERE'S THE GRINDER. AND YOU KNOW THE SECRET WOT MAKES THE PIES SO GRINDER. AND YOU KNOW THE SECRET WOT MAKES THE PIES SO SWEET AND JUICY? 3 TIMES. YOU SECRET WOT MAKES THE PIES SO SWEET AND JUICY? 3 TIMES. YOU GOT TO PUT THE MEAT SWEET AND JUICY? 3 TIMES. YOU GOT TO PUT THE MEAT THROUGH 3 TIMES. GOT TO PUT THE MEAT THROUGH 3 TIMES. >> 3 TIMES, EH? THROUGH 3 TIMES. >> 3 TIMES, EH? >> THAT'S MY BOY. SMOOTHLY, >> 3 TIMES, EH? >> THAT'S MY BOY. SMOOTHLY, SMOOTHLY. >> THAT'S MY BOY. SMOOTHLY, SMOOTHLY. >> I'M MAKING PIES ALL ON ME SMOOTHLY. >> I'M MAKING PIES ALL ON ME OWN! COO! >> I'M MAKING PIES ALL ON ME OWN! COO! WHERE ARE YOU GOING, MA'AM? OWN! COO! WHERE ARE YOU GOING, MA'AM? >> I'LL BE BACK IN A MOMENT. >> SMOOTHLY DOES IT, SMOOTHLY. >> SMOOTHLY DOES IT, SMOOTHLY. >> MR. TODD! MR. TODD! >> SMOOTHLY DOES IT, SMOOTHLY. >> MR. TODD! MR. TODD! >> MRS. LOVETT! MRS. LOVETT!

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SWEET POLLY PLUNKETT LAY IN THE GRASS SWEET POLLY PLUNKETT LAY IN THE GRASS TURNED HER EYES HEAVENWARD LAY IN THE GRASS TURNED HER EYES HEAVENWARD SIGHING TURNED HER EYES HEAVENWARD SIGHING "I AM A LASS WHO ALAS SIGHING "I AM A LASS WHO ALAS LOVES A LAD "I AM A LASS WHO ALAS LOVES A LAD WHO ALAS HAS A LASS LOVES A LAD WHO ALAS HAS A LASS IN CANTERBURY" WHO ALAS HAS A LASS IN CANTERBURY" >> 'TIS A ROW DOW IN CANTERBURY" >> 'TIS A ROW DOW DIDDLE DOW DAY >> 'TIS A ROW DOW DIDDLE DOW DAY 'TIS A ROW DOW DIDDLE DOW DAY 'TIS A ROW DOW DIDDLE DOW DEE 'TIS A ROW DOW DIDDLE DOW DEE >> OH! HA HA! OH, BEADLE DIDDLE DOW DEE >> OH! HA HA! OH, BEADLE BAMFORD! OH HEAVENS TO BETSY! >> OH! HA HA! OH, BEADLE BAMFORD! OH HEAVENS TO BETSY! WHO THOUGHT--I DIDN'T KNOW YOU BAMFORD! OH HEAVENS TO BETSY! WHO THOUGHT--I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WAS A MUSIC LOVER. WHO THOUGHT--I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WAS A MUSIC LOVER. >> GOOD AFTERNOON, MRS. LOVETT. WAS A MUSIC LOVER. >> GOOD AFTERNOON, MRS. LOVETT. FINE INSTRUMENT YOU'VE ACQUIRED. >> GOOD AFTERNOON, MRS. LOVETT. FINE INSTRUMENT YOU'VE ACQUIRED. >> IT'S MY PRIDE AND JOY. FINE INSTRUMENT YOU'VE ACQUIRED. >> IT'S MY PRIDE AND JOY. >> WELL, I HOPE YOU HAVE A FEW >> IT'S MY PRIDE AND JOY. >> WELL, I HOPE YOU HAVE A FEW MOMENTS, FOR I'M HERE TODAY ON >> WELL, I HOPE YOU HAVE A FEW MOMENTS, FOR I'M HERE TODAY ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS. MOMENTS, FOR I'M HERE TODAY ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS. YOU SEE, THERE'S BEEN OFFICIAL BUSINESS. YOU SEE, THERE'S BEEN COMPLAINTS. YOU SEE, THERE'S BEEN COMPLAINTS. >> COMPLAINTS? COMPLAINTS. >> COMPLAINTS? >> ABOUT THE STINK FROM YOUR >> COMPLAINTS? >> ABOUT THE STINK FROM YOUR CHIMNEY. THEY SAY AT NIGHT IT'S >> ABOUT THE STINK FROM YOUR CHIMNEY. THEY SAY AT NIGHT IT'S SOMETHING FOUL. HEALTH CHIMNEY. THEY SAY AT NIGHT IT'S SOMETHING FOUL. HEALTH REGULATIONS BEING MY DUTY, SOMETHING FOUL. HEALTH REGULATIONS BEING MY DUTY, I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE TO ASK YOU REGULATIONS BEING MY DUTY, I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LET ME TAKE A LOOK. I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LET ME TAKE A LOOK. >> AT THE BAKE HOUSE? TO LET ME TAKE A LOOK. >> AT THE BAKE HOUSE? >> THAT'S RIGHT, MA'AM. >> AT THE BAKE HOUSE? >> THAT'S RIGHT, MA'AM. >> BUT IT'S LOCKED, AND I >> THAT'S RIGHT, MA'AM. >> BUT IT'S LOCKED, AND I DON'T HAVE THE KEY. MR. >> BUT IT'S LOCKED, AND I DON'T HAVE THE KEY. MR. TODD--HE'S GOT THE KEY, AND DON'T HAVE THE KEY. MR. TODD--HE'S GOT THE KEY, AND HE'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. >> WHEN WILL HE BE BACK? >> WHEN WILL HE BE BACK? >> I COULDN'T SAY, I'M SURE. >> THIS SONG WAS ALWAYS ONE OF >> THIS SONG WAS ALWAYS ONE OF MOTHER'S FAVORITES. >> THIS SONG WAS ALWAYS ONE OF MOTHER'S FAVORITES.

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MOTHER'S FAVORITES.

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SWEET POLLY PLUNKETT SAW HER LIFE PASS SWEET POLLY PLUNKETT SAW HER LIFE PASS FLEW DOWN THE CITY ROAD CRYING SAW HER LIFE PASS FLEW DOWN THE CITY ROAD CRYING "I AM A LASS WHO ALAS FLEW DOWN THE CITY ROAD CRYING "I AM A LASS WHO ALAS LOVES A LAD "I AM A LASS WHO ALAS LOVES A LAD WHO ALAS HAS A LASS LOVES A LAD WHO ALAS HAS A LASS LOVES ANOTHER LAD WHO ALAS HAS A LASS LOVES ANOTHER LAD WHO ONCE I HAD" LOVES ANOTHER LAD WHO ONCE I HAD" >> "IN CANTERBURY" WHO ONCE I HAD" >> "IN CANTERBURY" >> 'TIS A ROW DOW >> "IN CANTERBURY" >> 'TIS A ROW DOW DIDDLE DOW DAY >> 'TIS A ROW DOW DIDDLE DOW DAY 'TIS A ROW DOW DIDDLE DOW DAY 'TIS A ROW DOW DIDDLE DOW DEE 'TIS A ROW DOW DIDDLE DOW DEE >> OH! LOOK WHO'S BACK! LOOK DIDDLE DOW DEE >> OH! LOOK WHO'S BACK! LOOK WHO'S HERE ON SOME FOOLISH >> OH! LOOK WHO'S BACK! LOOK WHO'S HERE ON SOME FOOLISH COMPLAINT ABOUT THE BAKE HOUSE WHO'S HERE ON SOME FOOLISH COMPLAINT ABOUT THE BAKE HOUSE OR OTHER. I TOLD HIM YOU HAD COMPLAINT ABOUT THE BAKE HOUSE OR OTHER. I TOLD HIM YOU HAD THE KEY, BUT THERE'S NO RUSH FOR OR OTHER. I TOLD HIM YOU HAD THE KEY, BUT THERE'S NO RUSH FOR THAT, IS THERE? WHY DON'T YOU THE KEY, BUT THERE'S NO RUSH FOR THAT, IS THERE? WHY DON'T YOU JUST POP ALONG WITH MR. TODD THAT, IS THERE? WHY DON'T YOU JUST POP ALONG WITH MR. TODD NOW AND LET HIM FIX YOU UP NICE JUST POP ALONG WITH MR. TODD NOW AND LET HIM FIX YOU UP NICE AND PRETTY? THERE'S PLENTY OF NOW AND LET HIM FIX YOU UP NICE AND PRETTY? THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME FOR THE BAKE HOUSE LATER. AND PRETTY? THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME FOR THE BAKE HOUSE LATER.

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TIME FOR THE BAKE HOUSE LATER.

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>> TELL ME, MR. TODD, DO YOU

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>> TELL ME, MR. TODD, DO YOU POMADE THE HAIR? I DEARLY LOVE >> TELL ME, MR. TODD, DO YOU POMADE THE HAIR? I DEARLY LOVE A POMADED HEAD. POMADE THE HAIR? I DEARLY LOVE A POMADED HEAD. >> POMADE? OF COURSE! AND A A POMADED HEAD. >> POMADE? OF COURSE! AND A NICE FACIAL RUB WITH BAY RUM, >> POMADE? OF COURSE! AND A NICE FACIAL RUB WITH BAY RUM, AS WELL. ALL FOR FREE! NICE FACIAL RUB WITH BAY RUM, AS WELL. ALL FOR FREE! >> WELL, SIR, I TAKE THAT VERY AS WELL. ALL FOR FREE! >> WELL, SIR, I TAKE THAT VERY KINDLY. >> WELL, SIR, I TAKE THAT VERY KINDLY. >> I AM, SIR, ENTIRELY AT YOUR KINDLY. >> I AM, SIR, ENTIRELY AT YOUR DISPOSAL. >> I AM, SIR, ENTIRELY AT YOUR DISPOSAL. >> LET'S HOPE HE CAN DO IT DISPOSAL. >> LET'S HOPE HE CAN DO IT QUIETLY, BUT JUST IN-CASE, >> LET'S HOPE HE CAN DO IT QUIETLY, BUT JUST IN-CASE, I'LL PROVIDE A LITTLE MUSICAL QUIETLY, BUT JUST IN-CASE, I'LL PROVIDE A LITTLE MUSICAL SEND-OFF. I'LL PROVIDE A LITTLE MUSICAL SEND-OFF.

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SWEET POLLY PLUNKETT LAY IN THE GRASS SWEET POLLY PLUNKETT LAY IN THE GRASS TURNED HER EYES HEAVENWARD LAY IN THE GRASS TURNED HER EYES HEAVENWARD SIGHING >> AN 'AIR! BLACK AS A ROOK. >> AN 'AIR! BLACK AS A ROOK. THAT AIN'T MRS. LOVETT'S >> AN 'AIR! BLACK AS A ROOK. THAT AIN'T MRS. LOVETT'S 'AIR. SOME OLD BLACK COW THAT AIN'T MRS. LOVETT'S 'AIR. SOME OLD BLACK COW PROBABLY. COO, A FINGERNAIL! CLUMSY. UGH! COO, A FINGERNAIL! CLUMSY. UGH! >> AAH! COO, A FINGERNAIL! CLUMSY. UGH! >> AAH!

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>> AAH!

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>> AAH! MRS. LOVETT! MRS.

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>> AAH! MRS. LOVETT! MRS. LOVETT! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! >> AAH! MRS. LOVETT! MRS. LOVETT! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! 'TIS A ROW DOW LOVETT! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! 'TIS A ROW DOW DIDDLE DOW DAY 'TIS A ROW DOW DIDDLE DOW DAY 'TIS A ROW DOW DIDDLE DOW DEE DIDDLE DOW DAY 'TIS A ROW DOW DIDDLE DOW DEE >> IT'S DONE. 'TIS A ROW DOW DIDDLE DOW DEE >> IT'S DONE. >> NO, IT AIN'T! THE BOY, HE'S >> IT'S DONE. >> NO, IT AIN'T! THE BOY, HE'S GUESSED. >> NO, IT AIN'T! THE BOY, HE'S GUESSED. >> GUESSED WHAT? GUESSED. >> GUESSED WHAT? >> ABOUT PIRELLI. YOU WEREN'T >> GUESSED WHAT? >> ABOUT PIRELLI. YOU WEREN'T HERE. I HAD TO LOCK HIM IN THE >> ABOUT PIRELLI. YOU WEREN'T HERE. I HAD TO LOCK HIM IN THE BAKE HOUSE. HE'S BEEN SHOUTING HERE. I HAD TO LOCK HIM IN THE BAKE HOUSE. HE'S BEEN SHOUTING FIT TO RAISE THE DEAD. WE'VE BAKE HOUSE. HE'S BEEN SHOUTING FIT TO RAISE THE DEAD. WE'VE GOT TO LOOK AFTER HIM. FIT TO RAISE THE DEAD. WE'VE GOT TO LOOK AFTER HIM. >> BUT THE JUDGE IS COMING! GOT TO LOOK AFTER HIM. >> BUT THE JUDGE IS COMING! I'VE ARRANGED IT. >> BUT THE JUDGE IS COMING! I'VE ARRANGED IT. >> YOU WORRYING ABOUT THE I'VE ARRANGED IT. >> YOU WORRYING ABOUT THE JUDGE AT A TIME LIKE THIS! >> YOU WORRYING ABOUT THE JUDGE AT A TIME LIKE THIS! COME ON. THE ENGINE ROARED THE ENGINE ROARED THE MOTOR HISSED THE ENGINE ROARED THE MOTOR HISSED >> AND WHO COULD SEE THE MOTOR HISSED >> AND WHO COULD SEE HOW THE ROAD WOULD TWIST? >> AND WHO COULD SEE HOW THE ROAD WOULD TWIST? >> IN SWEENEY'S LEDGER HOW THE ROAD WOULD TWIST? >> IN SWEENEY'S LEDGER THE ENTRIES MATCHED >> IN SWEENEY'S LEDGER THE ENTRIES MATCHED A BEADLE ARRIVED THE ENTRIES MATCHED A BEADLE ARRIVED AND A BEADLE DISPATCHED A BEADLE ARRIVED AND A BEADLE DISPATCHED >> TO SATISFY THE HUNGRY GOD AND A BEADLE DISPATCHED >> TO SATISFY THE HUNGRY GOD >> OF SWEENEY TODD >> TO SATISFY THE HUNGRY GOD >> OF SWEENEY TODD THE DEMON BARBER FLEET >> OF SWEENEY TODD THE DEMON BARBER FLEET >> SWEENEY THE DEMON BARBER FLEET >> SWEENEY >> STREET >> SWEENEY >> STREET SWEENEY >> STREET SWEENEY SWEENEY, SWEENEY SWEENEY SWEENEY, SWEENEY SWEENEY, SWEENEY SWEENEY, SWEENEY SWEENEY, SWEENEY >> SWEE-HE-HE-HE-NEY SWEENEY, SWEENEY >> SWEE-HE-HE-HE-NEY SWEE >> SWEE-HE-HE-HE-NEY SWEE SWEENEY SWEE SWEENEY SWEE-HE-HE-HE-NEY SWEENEY SWEE-HE-HE-HE-NEY SWEE SWEE-HE-HE-HE-NEY SWEE SWEENEY... SWEE SWEENEY... >> JUST THIS WAY, SIR. JUST SWEENEY... >> JUST THIS WAY, SIR. JUST THIS WAY. HERE IS A CHARMING >> JUST THIS WAY, SIR. JUST THIS WAY. HERE IS A CHARMING YELLOW, THIS WAY. HERE IS A CHARMING YELLOW, A LITTLE DULL IN TONE PERHAPS, YELLOW, A LITTLE DULL IN TONE PERHAPS, BUT YOU CAN SOON RESTORE ITS A LITTLE DULL IN TONE PERHAPS, BUT YOU CAN SOON RESTORE ITS NATURAL GLEAM. BUT YOU CAN SOON RESTORE ITS NATURAL GLEAM. >> THAT ONE THERE NATURAL GLEAM. >> THAT ONE THERE HAS HAIR THE SHADE I SEEK. >> THAT ONE THERE HAS HAIR THE SHADE I SEEK. >> AH! HA HA HA! HAS HAIR THE SHADE I SEEK. >> AH! HA HA HA! YES. COME, CHILD. YOU GOT TO >> AH! HA HA HA! YES. COME, CHILD. YOU GOT TO SMILE FOR THE GENTLEMAN, AND YES. COME, CHILD. YOU GOT TO SMILE FOR THE GENTLEMAN, AND YOU SHALL HAVE A SWEETIE. SMILE FOR THE GENTLEMAN, AND YOU SHALL HAVE A SWEETIE. >> ANTHONY! YOU SHALL HAVE A SWEETIE. >> ANTHONY! >> JOHANNA! >> ANTHONY! >> JOHANNA! >> WHAT IS THIS? >> JOHANNA! >> WHAT IS THIS? >> STOP, MR. FOGG, OR I'LL FIRE. >> WHAT IS THIS? >> STOP, MR. FOGG, OR I'LL FIRE. >> FIRE, AND I WILL STOP. >> STOP, MR. FOGG, OR I'LL FIRE. >> FIRE, AND I WILL STOP. >> I CANNOT SHOOT. >> FIRE, AND I WILL STOP. >> I CANNOT SHOOT.

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>> I CANNOT SHOOT.

GUNSHOT

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>> AAH!

GUNSHOT

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>> AAH!

AIR HORN BLOWS

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>> AAH!

AIR HORN BLOWS

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CITY ON FIRE

AIR HORN BLOWS

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CITY ON FIRE RATS IN THE GRASS CITY ON FIRE RATS IN THE GRASS AND THE LUNATICS YELLING RATS IN THE GRASS AND THE LUNATICS YELLING IN THE STREETS AND THE LUNATICS YELLING IN THE STREETS IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD IN THE STREETS IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD YES, CITY ON FIRE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD YES, CITY ON FIRE HUNCHBACKS DANCING YES, CITY ON FIRE HUNCHBACKS DANCING STIRRINGS IN THE GROUND HUNCHBACKS DANCING STIRRINGS IN THE GROUND AND THE WHIRRING STIRRINGS IN THE GROUND AND THE WHIRRING OF GIANT WINGS AND THE WHIRRING OF GIANT WINGS WATCH OUT OF GIANT WINGS WATCH OUT LOOK WATCH OUT LOOK BLOTTING OUT THE MOONLIGHT LOOK BLOTTING OUT THE MOONLIGHT THICK BLACK RAIN BLOTTING OUT THE MOONLIGHT THICK BLACK RAIN FALLING ON THE CITY ON FIRE THICK BLACK RAIN FALLING ON THE CITY ON FIRE CITY ON FIRE FALLING ON THE CITY ON FIRE CITY ON FIRE CITY ON FIRE WILL WE BE MARRIED WILL WE BE MARRIED ON SUNDAY? WILL WE BE MARRIED ON SUNDAY? THAT'S WHAT YOU PROMISED ON SUNDAY? THAT'S WHAT YOU PROMISED MARRIED ON SUNDAY THAT'S WHAT YOU PROMISED MARRIED ON SUNDAY THAT WAS LAST AUGUST MARRIED ON SUNDAY THAT WAS LAST AUGUST KISS ME THAT WAS LAST AUGUST KISS ME >> THERE, LOOK KISS ME >> THERE, LOOK CRAWLING ON THE CHIMNEYS >> THERE, LOOK CRAWLING ON THE CHIMNEYS GREAT BLACK CROWS CRAWLING ON THE CHIMNEYS GREAT BLACK CROWS SCREECHING AT THE CITY ON FIRE GREAT BLACK CROWS SCREECHING AT THE CITY ON FIRE CITY ON FIRE SCREECHING AT THE CITY ON FIRE CITY ON FIRE CITY ON FIRE CITY ON FIRE CITY ON FIRE >> TOBY CITY ON FIRE >> TOBY WHERE ARE YOU, LOVE? >> TOBY WHERE ARE YOU, LOVE? >> TOBY WHERE ARE YOU, LOVE? >> TOBY WHERE ARE YOU, LAD? >> TOBY WHERE ARE YOU, LAD? >> NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU WHERE ARE YOU, LAD? >> NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU >> TOBY >> NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU >> TOBY >> NOT WHILE I'M AROUND >> TOBY >> NOT WHILE I'M AROUND >> TOBY >> NOT WHILE I'M AROUND >> TOBY >> WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? >> TOBY >> WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? NOTHING'S GONNA >> WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU, DARLING NOTHING'S GONNA HARM YOU, DARLING >> NOTHING TO BE HARM YOU, DARLING >> NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF, BOY >> NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF, BOY >> NOT WHILE I'M AROUND AFRAID OF, BOY >> NOT WHILE I'M AROUND >> TOBY >> NOT WHILE I'M AROUND >> TOBY >> DEMONS ARE PROWLING >> TOBY >> DEMONS ARE PROWLING EVERYWHERE >> DEMONS ARE PROWLING EVERYWHERE NOWADAYS EVERYWHERE NOWADAYS >> TOBY NOWADAYS >> TOBY >> CITY ON FIRE >> TOBY >> CITY ON FIRE RATS IN THE STREETS >> CITY ON FIRE RATS IN THE STREETS AND THE LUNATICS RATS IN THE STREETS AND THE LUNATICS YELLING AT THE MOON AND THE LUNATICS YELLING AT THE MOON IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD YELLING AT THE MOON IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD YES IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD YES >> BEADLE, BEADLE YES >> BEADLE, BEADLE NO GOOD HIDING, I SAW YOU >> BEADLE, BEADLE NO GOOD HIDING, I SAW YOU ARE YOU IN THERE STILL NO GOOD HIDING, I SAW YOU ARE YOU IN THERE STILL BEADLE, BEADLE ARE YOU IN THERE STILL BEADLE, BEADLE GET HER, BUT WATCH IT BEADLE, BEADLE GET HER, BUT WATCH IT SHE'S A WICKED ONE GET HER, BUT WATCH IT SHE'S A WICKED ONE SHE'LL DECEIVE YOU SHE'S A WICKED ONE SHE'LL DECEIVE YOU WITH HER FANCY GOWNS SHE'LL DECEIVE YOU WITH HER FANCY GOWNS AND HER FANCY AIRS WITH HER FANCY GOWNS AND HER FANCY AIRS AND HER AND HER FANCY AIRS AND HER MISCHIEF, MISCHIEF AND HER MISCHIEF, MISCHIEF DEVIL'S WORK MISCHIEF, MISCHIEF DEVIL'S WORK WHERE ARE YOU, BEADLE DEVIL'S WORK WHERE ARE YOU, BEADLE BEADLE? WHERE ARE YOU, BEADLE BEADLE? >> RATS IN THE STREETS BEADLE? >> RATS IN THE STREETS YELLING AT THE MOON >> RATS IN THE STREETS YELLING AT THE MOON >> CITY ON FIRE YELLING AT THE MOON >> CITY ON FIRE RATS IN THE STREETS >> CITY ON FIRE RATS IN THE STREETS >> IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD RATS IN THE STREETS >> IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD >> IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD CITY ON FIRE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD CITY ON FIRE >> CITY ON FIRE CITY ON FIRE >> CITY ON FIRE >> IT'S THE HUNCHBACKS KISSING >> CITY ON FIRE >> IT'S THE HUNCHBACKS KISSING >> END OF THE WORLD >> IT'S THE HUNCHBACKS KISSING >> END OF THE WORLD >> CRAWLING ON THE CHIMNEYS >> END OF THE WORLD >> CRAWLING ON THE CHIMNEYS CRAWLING ON THE CHIMNEYS >> CRAWLING ON THE CHIMNEYS CRAWLING ON THE CHIMNEYS CITY ON FIRE >> MR. TODD? MR. TODD? >> MR. TODD? MR. TODD? >> NO ONE HERE. WHERE IS THIS >> MR. TODD? MR. TODD? >> NO ONE HERE. WHERE IS THIS MR. TODD? >> NO ONE HERE. WHERE IS THIS MR. TODD? >> NO MATTER. HE'LL BE BACK IN MR. TODD? >> NO MATTER. HE'LL BE BACK IN A MOMENT, FOR I TRUST HIM AS I >> NO MATTER. HE'LL BE BACK IN A MOMENT, FOR I TRUST HIM AS I TRUST MY RIGHT ARM. WAIT FOR A MOMENT, FOR I TRUST HIM AS I TRUST MY RIGHT ARM. WAIT FOR HIM HERE. I'LL RETURN WITH THE TRUST MY RIGHT ARM. WAIT FOR HIM HERE. I'LL RETURN WITH THE COACH IN LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR. HIM HERE. I'LL RETURN WITH THE COACH IN LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR. >> BUT THEY ARE AFTER US STILL. COACH IN LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR. >> BUT THEY ARE AFTER US STILL. WHAT IF THEY SHOULD TRACE US >> BUT THEY ARE AFTER US STILL. WHAT IF THEY SHOULD TRACE US HERE? OH, ANTHONY, PLEE LET WHAT IF THEY SHOULD TRACE US HERE? OH, ANTHONY, PLEE LET ME COME WITH YOU. HERE? OH, ANTHONY, PLEE LET ME COME WITH YOU. >> NO, MY DARLING. THERE'S NO ME COME WITH YOU. >> NO, MY DARLING. THERE'S NO SAFETY FOR YOU ON THE STREET. >> NO, MY DARLING. THERE'S NO SAFETY FOR YOU ON THE STREET. >> BUT DRESSED IN THESE SAFETY FOR YOU ON THE STREET. >> BUT DRESSED IN THESE SAILOR'S CLOTHES, WHO'S TO KNOW >> BUT DRESSED IN THESE SAILOR'S CLOTHES, WHO'S TO KNOW IT IS I? SAILOR'S CLOTHES, WHO'S TO KNOW IT IS I? >> NO, THE RISK IS TOO GREAT. IT IS I? >> NO, THE RISK IS TOO GREAT. AH, MISS >> NO, THE RISK IS TOO GREAT. AH, MISS LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, MISS AH, MISS LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, MISS OH, LOOK AT ME PLEASE LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, MISS OH, LOOK AT ME PLEASE OH, FAVOR ME, FAVOR ME OH, LOOK AT ME PLEASE OH, FAVOR ME, FAVOR ME WITH YOUR GLANCE OH, FAVOR ME, FAVOR ME WITH YOUR GLANCE AH, MISS WITH YOUR GLANCE AH, MISS SOON WE'LL BE AH, MISS SOON WE'LL BE SOON WE'LL BE GONE SOON WE'LL BE SOON WE'LL BE GONE AND SAILING THE SEAS SOON WE'LL BE GONE AND SAILING THE SEAS AND HAPPILY, HAPPILY WED AND SAILING THE SEAS AND HAPPILY, HAPPILY WED IN FRANCE AND HAPPILY, HAPPILY WED IN FRANCE >> AND WE'LL SAIL THE WORLD IN FRANCE >> AND WE'LL SAIL THE WORLD AND SEE ITS WONDERS >> AND WE'LL SAIL THE WORLD AND SEE ITS WONDERS FROM THE PEARLS OF SPAIN AND SEE ITS WONDERS FROM THE PEARLS OF SPAIN TO THE RUBIES OF TIBET FROM THE PEARLS OF SPAIN TO THE RUBIES OF TIBET >> AND THEN HOME TO THE RUBIES OF TIBET >> AND THEN HOME >> AND THEN COME HOME >> AND THEN HOME >> AND THEN COME HOME TO LONDON >> AND THEN COME HOME TO LONDON >> SOME DAY >> I'LL BE BACK BEFORE THOSE >> I'LL BE BACK BEFORE THOSE LIPS HAVE HAD TIME TO LOSE THAT >> I'LL BE BACK BEFORE THOSE LIPS HAVE HAD TIME TO LOSE THAT SMILE. BEADLE BEADLE >> SOMEONE CALLING THE BEADLE! BEADLE >> SOMEONE CALLING THE BEADLE! I KNEW IT! >> SOMEONE CALLING THE BEADLE! I KNEW IT! BEADLE I KNEW IT! BEADLE WHERE ARE YOU? BEADLE WHERE ARE YOU? BEADLE, DEAR WHERE ARE YOU? BEADLE, DEAR BEADLE BEADLE BEADLE BEADLE DEEDLE BEADLE BEADLE DEEDLE DEEDLE DUMPLING BEADLE DEEDLE DEEDLE DUMPLING DEEDLE DUMPLING DEEDLE DUMPLING DEEDLE DUMPLING DEEDLE DUMPLING DEEDLE DUMPLING DEEDLE DUMPLING OHH! MISCHIEF, MISCHIEF! DEEDLE DUMPLING OHH! MISCHIEF, MISCHIEF! MISCHIEF! OHH! MISCHIEF, MISCHIEF! MISCHIEF!

CRYING

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OOH OOH AND WHY SHOULD YOU WEEP THEN OOH AND WHY SHOULD YOU WEEP THEN MY JO, MY JING? AND WHY SHOULD YOU WEEP THEN MY JO, MY JING? OOH MY JO, MY JING? OOH YOUR FATHER'S AT TEA OOH YOUR FATHER'S AT TEA WITH THE SWEDISH KING YOUR FATHER'S AT TEA WITH THE SWEDISH KING HE'LL BRING YOU THE MOON WITH THE SWEDISH KING HE'LL BRING YOU THE MOON ON A SILVER STRING HE'LL BRING YOU THE MOON ON A SILVER STRING OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH ON A SILVER STRING OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH QUICK NOW TO SLEEP THEN OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH QUICK NOW TO SLEEP THEN MY JO, MY JING QUICK NOW TO SLEEP THEN MY JO, MY JING HE'LL BRING YOU A SHOE MY JO, MY JING HE'LL BRING YOU A SHOE AND A WEDDING RING HE'LL BRING YOU A SHOE AND A WEDDING RING SING HERE AGAIN, HOME AGAIN AND A WEDDING RING SING HERE AGAIN, HOME AGAIN COME AGAIN SPRING SING HERE AGAIN, HOME AGAIN COME AGAIN SPRING HE'LL BE COMING SOON COME AGAIN SPRING HE'LL BE COMING SOON NOW TO KISS YOU HE'LL BE COMING SOON NOW TO KISS YOU MY JO, MY JING NOW TO KISS YOU MY JO, MY JING BRINGING YOU THE MOON MY JO, MY JING BRINGING YOU THE MOON AND A SHOE AND A WEDDING RING BRINGING YOU THE MOON AND A SHOE AND A WEDDING RING HE'LL BE COMING HERE AGAIN AND A SHOE AND A WEDDING RING HE'LL BE COMING HERE AGAIN HOME AGAIN HE'LL BE COMING HERE AGAIN HOME AGAIN OHH! AAH! HOME AGAIN OHH! AAH! >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? OHH! AAH! >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> AH, EVIL IS HERE, SIR. THE >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> AH, EVIL IS HERE, SIR. THE STINK OF EVIL FROM BELOW, FROM >> AH, EVIL IS HERE, SIR. THE STINK OF EVIL FROM BELOW, FROM HER! STINK OF EVIL FROM BELOW, FROM HER! BEADLE, DEAR BEADLE HER! BEADLE, DEAR BEADLE >> OUT OF HERE, WOMAN. BEADLE, DEAR BEADLE >> OUT OF HERE, WOMAN. >> SHE'S THE DEVIL'S WIFE! SHE. >> OUT OF HERE, WOMAN. >> SHE'S THE DEVIL'S WIFE! SHE. BEWARE OF HER, SIR. BEWARE OF >> SHE'S THE DEVIL'S WIFE! SHE. BEWARE OF HER, SIR. BEWARE OF HER. SHE WITH NO PITY IN HER BEWARE OF HER, SIR. BEWARE OF HER. SHE WITH NO PITY IN HER HEART. HER. SHE WITH NO PITY IN HER HEART. >> OUT, I SAY! HEART. >> OUT, I SAY! >> HEY. DON'T I KNOW YOU, >> OUT, I SAY! >> HEY. DON'T I KNOW YOU, MISTER? >> HEY. DON'T I KNOW YOU, MISTER? >> TODD? MISTER? >> TODD? >> THE JUDGE. I HAVE NO TIME. >> TODD? >> THE JUDGE. I HAVE NO TIME.

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>> WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS THE >> WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS THE GIRL? >> WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS THE GIRL? >> DOWN BELOW, YOUR HONOR IN GIRL? >> DOWN BELOW, YOUR HONOR IN THE CARE OF MY NEIGHBOR MRS. >> DOWN BELOW, YOUR HONOR IN THE CARE OF MY NEIGHBOR MRS. LOVETT. THE CARE OF MY NEIGHBOR MRS. LOVETT. THANK HEAVENS THE SAILOR BOY LOVETT. THANK HEAVENS THE SAILOR BOY DID NOT MOLEST HER. THANK THANK HEAVENS THE SAILOR BOY DID NOT MOLEST HER. THANK HEAVENS, TOO, SHE HAS SEEN THE DID NOT MOLEST HER. THANK HEAVENS, TOO, SHE HAS SEEN THE ERROR OF HER WAYS. HEAVENS, TOO, SHE HAS SEEN THE ERROR OF HER WAYS. >> SHE HAS? ERROR OF HER WAYS. >> SHE HAS? >> OH, YES. YOUR LESSON WAS >> SHE HAS? >> OH, YES. YOUR LESSON WAS WELL LEARNED, SIR. SHE THINKS >> OH, YES. YOUR LESSON WAS WELL LEARNED, SIR. SHE THINKS ONLY OF YOU, LONGING FOR WELL LEARNED, SIR. SHE THINKS ONLY OF YOU, LONGING FOR FORGIVENESS. ONLY OF YOU, LONGING FOR FORGIVENESS. >> AND SHE SHALL HAVE IT. FORGIVENESS. >> AND SHE SHALL HAVE IT. SHE'LL BE HERE SOON, YOU SAY? >> AND SHE SHALL HAVE IT. SHE'LL BE HERE SOON, YOU SAY? I THINK I HEAR HER NOW SHE'LL BE HERE SOON, YOU SAY? I THINK I HEAR HER NOW >> OH, EXCELLENT, MY FRIEND! I THINK I HEAR HER NOW >> OH, EXCELLENT, MY FRIEND! IS THAT HER DAINTY FOOTSTEP >> OH, EXCELLENT, MY FRIEND! IS THAT HER DAINTY FOOTSTEP ON THE STAIR? IS THAT HER DAINTY FOOTSTEP ON THE STAIR? >> I HEAR NOTHING. ON THE STAIR? >> I HEAR NOTHING. YES, ISN'T THAT HER SHADOW >> I HEAR NOTHING. YES, ISN'T THAT HER SHADOW ON THE WALL? YES, ISN'T THAT HER SHADOW ON THE WALL? >> WHERE? ON THE WALL? >> WHERE? THERE >> WHERE? THERE PRIMPING THERE PRIMPING MAKING HERSELF EVEN PRETTIER PRIMPING MAKING HERSELF EVEN PRETTIER THAN USUAL MAKING HERSELF EVEN PRETTIER THAN USUAL >> EVEN PRETTIER THAN USUAL >> EVEN PRETTIER >> IF POSSIBLE >> EVEN PRETTIER >> IF POSSIBLE >> OHH >> IF POSSIBLE >> OHH PRETTY WOMEN >> OHH PRETTY WOMEN >> PRETTY WOMEN, YES PRETTY WOMEN >> PRETTY WOMEN, YES >> QUICKLY, SIR, A SPLASH OF >> PRETTY WOMEN, YES >> QUICKLY, SIR, A SPLASH OF BAY RUM! >> QUICKLY, SIR, A SPLASH OF BAY RUM! >> SIT, SIR, SIT. BAY RUM! >> SIT, SIR, SIT. JOHANNA, JOHANNA >> SIT, SIR, SIT. JOHANNA, JOHANNA >> HURRY, MAN! JOHANNA, JOHANNA >> HURRY, MAN! PRETTY WOMEN ARE A WONDER >> HURRY, MAN! PRETTY WOMEN ARE A WONDER >> YOU'RE IN A MERRY MOOD TODAY PRETTY WOMEN ARE A WONDER >> YOU'RE IN A MERRY MOOD TODAY AGAIN, BARBER. >> YOU'RE IN A MERRY MOOD TODAY AGAIN, BARBER. PRETTY WOMEN AGAIN, BARBER. PRETTY WOMEN >> WHAT WE DO FOR PRETTY WOMEN PRETTY WOMEN >> WHAT WE DO FOR PRETTY WOMEN >> PRETTY WOMEN >> WHAT WE DO FOR PRETTY WOMEN >> PRETTY WOMEN BLOWING OUT THEIR CANDLES >> PRETTY WOMEN BLOWING OUT THEIR CANDLES >> BLOWING OUT THEIR CANDLES BLOWING OUT THEIR CANDLES >> BLOWING OUT THEIR CANDLES >> OR COMBING OUT THEIR HAIR >> BLOWING OUT THEIR CANDLES >> OR COMBING OUT THEIR HAIR >> COMBING OUT THEIR HAIR >> OR COMBING OUT THEIR HAIR >> COMBING OUT THEIR HAIR THEN THEY >> COMBING OUT THEIR HAIR THEN THEY >> EVEN WHEN THEY LEAVE THEN THEY >> EVEN WHEN THEY LEAVE >> EVEN WHEN THEY LEAVE YOU >> EVEN WHEN THEY LEAVE >> EVEN WHEN THEY LEAVE YOU AND VANISH >> EVEN WHEN THEY LEAVE YOU AND VANISH >> THEY STILL ARE THERE AND VANISH >> THEY STILL ARE THERE THEY'RE THERE >> THEY STILL ARE THERE THEY'RE THERE >> HOW SELDOM IT IS ONE MEETS A THEY'RE THERE >> HOW SELDOM IT IS ONE MEETS A FELLOW SPIRIT! >> HOW SELDOM IT IS ONE MEETS A FELLOW SPIRIT! >> WITH FELLOW TASTES IN WOMEN, FELLOW SPIRIT! >> WITH FELLOW TASTES IN WOMEN, AT LEAST. >> WITH FELLOW TASTES IN WOMEN, AT LEAST. >> WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT? AT LEAST. >> WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT? >> AH, SIR. NO DOUBT THE YEARS >> WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT? >> AH, SIR. NO DOUBT THE YEARS HAVE CHANGED ME, BUT THEN, >> AH, SIR. NO DOUBT THE YEARS HAVE CHANGED ME, BUT THEN, PERHAPS, THE FACE OF A HAVE CHANGED ME, BUT THEN, PERHAPS, THE FACE OF A BARBER, THE FACE OF A PRISONER PERHAPS, THE FACE OF A BARBER, THE FACE OF A PRISONER IN THE DOCK IS NOT PARTICULARLY BARBER, THE FACE OF A PRISONER IN THE DOCK IS NOT PARTICULARLY MEMORABLE. IN THE DOCK IS NOT PARTICULARLY MEMORABLE. >> BENJAMIN BARKER! MEMORABLE. >> BENJAMIN BARKER! >> BENJAMIN BARKER! >> BENJAMIN BARKER! >> BENJAMIN BARKER!

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REST NOW, MY FRIEND REST NOW, MY FRIEND REST NOW FOREVER REST NOW, MY FRIEND REST NOW FOREVER SLEEP NOW THE UNTROUBLED SLEEP REST NOW FOREVER SLEEP NOW THE UNTROUBLED SLEEP OF THE ANGELS SLEEP NOW THE UNTROUBLED SLEEP OF THE ANGELS TOBIAS! OF THE ANGELS TOBIAS! OHH. MY RAZOR! TOBIAS! OHH. MY RAZOR! YOU! WHEN DID YOU COME IN? WHEN? OHH. MY RAZOR! YOU! WHEN DID YOU COME IN? WHEN? >> OH, DEAR. EXCUSE ME, SIR. I YOU! WHEN DID YOU COME IN? WHEN? >> OH, DEAR. EXCUSE ME, SIR. I SAW THE BARBER'S SIGN, SO >> OH, DEAR. EXCUSE ME, SIR. I SAW THE BARBER'S SIGN, SO THINKING TO ASK FOR A SHAVE. SAW THE BARBER'S SIGN, SO THINKING TO ASK FOR A SHAVE. >> A SHAVE, EH? AT YOUR SERVICE. THINKING TO ASK FOR A SHAVE. >> A SHAVE, EH? AT YOUR SERVICE. >> I BEG OF YOU, SIR. WHATEVER >> A SHAVE, EH? AT YOUR SERVICE. >> I BEG OF YOU, SIR. WHATEVER I HAVE SEEN, NO MAN SHALL EVER >> I BEG OF YOU, SIR. WHATEVER I HAVE SEEN, NO MAN SHALL EVER KNOW. I SWEAR IT. I HAVE SEEN, NO MAN SHALL EVER KNOW. I SWEAR IT. >> WHATEVER YOU HAVE SEEN, KNOW. I SWEAR IT. >> WHATEVER YOU HAVE SEEN, YOUR CHEEKS ARE STILL AS MUCH >> WHATEVER YOU HAVE SEEN, YOUR CHEEKS ARE STILL AS MUCH IN NEED OF THE RAZOR AS THEY YOUR CHEEKS ARE STILL AS MUCH IN NEED OF THE RAZOR AS THEY WERE BEFORE. SIT, SIR, SIT. IN NEED OF THE RAZOR AS THEY WERE BEFORE. SIT, SIR, SIT. >> DIE! DIE! WERE BEFORE. SIT, SIR, SIT. >> DIE! DIE!

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>> DIE! DIE!

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LIFT YOUR RAZOR HIGH

AIR HORN BLOWS

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LIFT YOUR RAZOR HIGH SWEENEY LIFT YOUR RAZOR HIGH SWEENEY HEAR IT SINGING, "YESSS" SWEENEY HEAR IT SINGING, "YESSS" SINK IT IN THE ROSY SKIN HEAR IT SINGING, "YESSS" SINK IT IN THE ROSY SKIN OF RIGHTEOUSNESS SINK IT IN THE ROSY SKIN OF RIGHTEOUSNESS >> DIE! D IN HEAVEN! DIE. YOU! OF RIGHTEOUSNESS >> DIE! D IN HEAVEN! DIE. YOU!

WHIMPERING

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>> DIE! D IN HEAVEN! DIE. YOU!

WHIMPERING

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HOW ALL THE DEMONS IN HELL COME

WHIMPERING

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HOW ALL THE DEMONS IN HELL COME TO TORMENT ME! QUICK! TO THE HOW ALL THE DEMONS IN HELL COME TO TORMENT ME! QUICK! TO THE OVENS. QUI, QUICK, QUICK, TO TORMENT ME! QUICK! TO THE OVENS. QUI, QUICK, QUICK, >> WHY DID YOU SCREAM? DOES THE OVENS. QUI, QUICK, QUICK, >> WHY DID YOU SCREAM? DOES THE JUDGE STILL LIVE? >> WHY DID YOU SCREAM? DOES THE JUDGE STILL LIVE? >> NO, NO. HE WAS CLUTCHING JUDGE STILL LIVE? >> NO, NO. HE WAS CLUTCHING ON TO ME SKIRT, BUT >> NO, NO. HE WAS CLUTCHING ON TO ME SKIRT, BUT HE'S FINISHED NOW. ON TO ME SKIRT, BUT HE'S FINISHED NOW. >> LEAVE THEM TO ME. OPEN THE HE'S FINISHED NOW. >> LEAVE THEM TO ME. OPEN THE DOORS. >> LEAVE THEM TO ME. OPEN THE DOORS. >> NO! NO! NO! DOORS. >> NO! NO! NO! >> OPEN THE OVEN DOORS, I SAY! >> NO! DON'T TOUCH HER! >> NO! DON'T TOUCH HER! >> WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? >> NO! DON'T TOUCH HER! >> WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? IT'S ONLY SOME CRAZY OLD >> WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? IT'S ONLY SOME CRAZY OLD BEGGAR--OH, NO! IT'S ONLY SOME CRAZY OLD BEGGAR--OH, NO! OH, MY GOD! "DON'T I KNOW YOU?" BEGGAR--OH, NO! OH, MY GOD! "DON'T I KNOW YOU?" SHE SAID. YOU KNEW FROM THE OH, MY GOD! "DON'T I KNOW YOU?" SHE SAID. YOU KNEW FROM THE FIRST MOMENT I WALKED INTO SHE SAID. YOU KNEW FROM THE FIRST MOMENT I WALKED INTO YOUR SHOP, YOU KNEW MY LUCY FIRST MOMENT I WALKED INTO YOUR SHOP, YOU KNEW MY LUCY LIVED! YOUR SHOP, YOU KNEW MY LUCY LIVED! >> I WAS--I WAS ONLY THINKING LIVED! >> I WAS--I WAS ONLY THINKING OF YOU! >> I WAS--I WAS ONLY THINKING OF YOU! LUCY OF YOU! LUCY >> YOUR LUCY! A CRAZY OLD HAG LUCY >> YOUR LUCY! A CRAZY OLD HAG PICKING BONES AND ROTTEN SPUDS >> YOUR LUCY! A CRAZY OLD HAG PICKING BONES AND ROTTEN SPUDS OUT OF ALLEY ASHCANS! WOULD YOU PICKING BONES AND ROTTEN SPUDS OUT OF ALLEY ASHCANS! WOULD YOU HAVE WANTED TO KNOW THAT WAS OUT OF ALLEY ASHCANS! WOULD YOU HAVE WANTED TO KNOW THAT WAS ALL THAT WAS LEFT OF HER? HAVE WANTED TO KNOW THAT WAS ALL THAT WAS LEFT OF HER? >> YOU LIED TO ME. ALL THAT WAS LEFT OF HER? >> YOU LIED TO ME. NO, NO, NOT LIED AT ALL >> YOU LIED TO ME. NO, NO, NOT LIED AT ALL NO, I NEVER LIED NO, NO, NOT LIED AT ALL NO, I NEVER LIED SAID SHE TOOK THE POISON NO, I NEVER LIED SAID SHE TOOK THE POISON SHE DID SAID SHE TOOK THE POISON SHE DID >> LUCY SHE DID >> LUCY >> NEVER SAID THAT SHE DIED >> LUCY >> NEVER SAID THAT SHE DIED POOR THING, SHE LIVED >> NEVER SAID THAT SHE DIED POOR THING, SHE LIVED >> I'VE COME HOME AGAIN POOR THING, SHE LIVED >> I'VE COME HOME AGAIN >> BUT IT LEFT HER WEAK >> I'VE COME HOME AGAIN >> BUT IT LEFT HER WEAK IN THE HEAD >> BUT IT LEFT HER WEAK IN THE HEAD ALL SHE DID FOR MONTHS WAS IN THE HEAD ALL SHE DID FOR MONTHS WAS JUST LIE THERE IN BED ALL SHE DID FOR MONTHS WAS JUST LIE THERE IN BED SHOULD'VE BEEN IN HOSPITAL JUST LIE THERE IN BED SHOULD'VE BEEN IN HOSPITAL >> LUCY SHOULD'VE BEEN IN HOSPITAL >> LUCY >> WOUND UP IN BEDLAM INSTEAD >> LUCY >> WOUND UP IN BEDLAM INSTEAD POOR THING >> WOUND UP IN BEDLAM INSTEAD POOR THING BETTER YOU SHOULD THINK POOR THING BETTER YOU SHOULD THINK SHE WAS DEAD BETTER YOU SHOULD THINK SHE WAS DEAD >> OH, MY GOD SHE WAS DEAD >> OH, MY GOD >> YES, I LIED 'CAUSE >> OH, MY GOD >> YES, I LIED 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU >> YES, I LIED 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU I'D BE TWICE THE WIFE SHE WAS I LOVE YOU I'D BE TWICE THE WIFE SHE WAS >> LUCY I'D BE TWICE THE WIFE SHE WAS >> LUCY >> I LOVE YOU >> LUCY >> I LOVE YOU >> WHAT HAVE I DONE? >> I LOVE YOU >> WHAT HAVE I DONE? >> COULD THAT THING >> WHAT HAVE I DONE? >> COULD THAT THING HAVE CARED FOR YOU LIKE ME? >> COULD THAT THING HAVE CARED FOR YOU LIKE ME? >> MRS. LOVETT HAVE CARED FOR YOU LIKE ME? >> MRS. LOVETT YOU'RE A BLOODY WONDER >> MRS. LOVETT YOU'RE A BLOODY WONDER EMINENTLY PRACTICAL AND YET YOU'RE A BLOODY WONDER EMINENTLY PRACTICAL AND YET APPROPRIATE AS ALWAYS EMINENTLY PRACTICAL AND YET APPROPRIATE AS ALWAYS AS YOU'VE SAID REPEATEDLY APPROPRIATE AS ALWAYS AS YOU'VE SAID REPEATEDLY THERE'S LITTLE POINT AS YOU'VE SAID REPEATEDLY THERE'S LITTLE POINT IN DWELLING ON THE PAST THERE'S LITTLE POINT IN DWELLING ON THE PAST >> DO YOU MEAN IT? IN DWELLING ON THE PAST >> DO YOU MEAN IT? >> NO, COME HERE, MY LOVE >> DO YOU MEAN IT? >> NO, COME HERE, MY LOVE >> EVERYTHING I DID, I SWEAR >> NO, COME HERE, MY LOVE >> EVERYTHING I DID, I SWEAR I THOUGHT WAS ONLY FOR THE BEST >> EVERYTHING I DID, I SWEAR I THOUGHT WAS ONLY FOR THE BEST >> NOT A THING TO FEAR, MY LOVE I THOUGHT WAS ONLY FOR THE BEST >> NOT A THING TO FEAR, MY LOVE >> CAN WE STILL BE MARRIED? >> NOT A THING TO FEAR, MY LOVE >> CAN WE STILL BE MARRIED? >> WHAT'S DEAD IS DEAD >> CAN WE STILL BE MARRIED? >> WHAT'S DEAD IS DEAD >> THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD >> WHAT'S DEAD IS DEAD >> THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD MY PET >> THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD MY PET >> OH, MR. TODD MY PET >> OH, MR. TODD OOH, MR. TODD >> OH, MR. TODD OOH, MR. TODD LEAVE IT TO ME OOH, MR. TODD LEAVE IT TO ME >> IS LEARN FORGIVENESS LEAVE IT TO ME >> IS LEARN FORGIVENESS AND TRY TO FORGET >> IS LEARN FORGIVENESS AND TRY TO FORGET >> BY THE SEA, MR. TODD AND TRY TO FORGET >> BY THE SEA, MR. TODD WE'LL BE COMFY-COZY >> BY THE SEA, MR. TODD WE'LL BE COMFY-COZY BY THE SEA, MR. TODD WE'LL BE COMFY-COZY BY THE SEA, MR. TODD WHERE THERE'S NO ONE NOSY BY THE SEA, MR. TODD WHERE THERE'S NO ONE NOSY >> AND LIFE IS FOR THE ALIVE WHERE THERE'S NO ONE NOSY >> AND LIFE IS FOR THE ALIVE MY DEAR >> AND LIFE IS FOR THE ALIVE MY DEAR SO LET'S KEEP LIVING IT MY DEAR SO LET'S KEEP LIVING IT >> JUST KEEP LIVING IT SO LET'S KEEP LIVING IT >> JUST KEEP LIVING IT REALLY LIVING IT >> JUST KEEP LIVING IT REALLY LIVING IT >> AAH! THERE WAS A BARBER THERE WAS A BARBER AND HIS WIFE THERE WAS A BARBER AND HIS WIFE AND SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL AND HIS WIFE AND SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL A FOOLISH BARBER AND HIS WIFE AND SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL A FOOLISH BARBER AND HIS WIFE SHE WAS HIS REASON AND HIS LIFE A FOOLISH BARBER AND HIS WIFE SHE WAS HIS REASON AND HIS LIFE AND SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL SHE WAS HIS REASON AND HIS LIFE AND SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL AND HE WAS VIRTUOUS AND SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL AND HE WAS VIRTUOUS AND HE WAS NAIVE AND HE WAS VIRTUOUS AND HE WAS NAIVE >> PAT-A-CAKE, PAT-A-CAKE AND HE WAS NAIVE >> PAT-A-CAKE, PAT-A-CAKE BAKER MAN >> PAT-A-CAKE, PAT-A-CAKE BAKER MAN BAKE ME A CAKE BAKER MAN BAKE ME A CAKE NO, NO BAKE ME A CAKE NO, NO BAKE ME A PIE NO, NO BAKE ME A PIE TO DELIGHT MY EYE BAKE ME A PIE TO DELIGHT MY EYE AND I WILL SIGH TO DELIGHT MY EYE AND I WILL SIGH IF THE CRUST BE HIGH AND I WILL SIGH IF THE CRUST BE HIGH MR. TODD? IT'S THE OLD WOMAN. IF THE CRUST BE HIGH MR. TODD? IT'S THE OLD WOMAN. YOU HARMED HER, DIDN'T YOU? MR. TODD? IT'S THE OLD WOMAN. YOU HARMED HER, DIDN'T YOU? YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT, YOU YOU HARMED HER, DIDN'T YOU? YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT, YOU KNOW. YOU SHOULDN'T HARM NOBODY. RAZOR! RAZOR! CUT, CUT, CUT RAZOR! RAZOR! CUT, CUT, CUT CADOUGAN, WATCH ME GRIND ME RAZOR! RAZOR! CUT, CUT, CUT CADOUGAN, WATCH ME GRIND ME CORN. POKE HIM AND PRICK HIM CADOUGAN, WATCH ME GRIND ME CORN. POKE HIM AND PRICK HIM AND MARK HIM WITH "B" AND PUT CORN. POKE HIM AND PRICK HIM AND MARK HIM WITH "B" AND PUT HIM IN THE OVEN FOR BABY AND ME! AND MARK HIM WITH "B" AND PUT HIM IN THE OVEN FOR BABY AND ME!

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YOU WILL PARDON ME, GENTLEMEN, YOU WILL PARDON ME, GENTLEMEN, BUT YOU MAY NOT ENTER HERE. YOU WILL PARDON ME, GENTLEMEN, BUT YOU MAY NOT ENTER HERE. OH. OH, NO! ME MISTRESS DON'T BUT YOU MAY NOT ENTER HERE. OH. OH, NO! ME MISTRESS DON'T LET NO ONE ENTER HERE, FOR, YOU OH. OH, NO! ME MISTRESS DON'T LET NO ONE ENTER HERE, FOR, YOU SEE, SIRS, THERE'S WORK TO BE LET NO ONE ENTER HERE, FOR, YOU SEE, SIRS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE, SO MUCH WORK. SEE, SIRS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE, SO MUCH WORK. 3 TIMES. THAT'S THE SECRET. 3 DONE, SO MUCH WORK. 3 TIMES. THAT'S THE SECRET. 3 TIMES THROUGH FOR THEM TO BE 3 TIMES. THAT'S THE SECRET. 3 TIMES THROUGH FOR THEM TO BE TENDER AND JUICY. 3 TIMES TIMES THROUGH FOR THEM TO BE TENDER AND JUICY. 3 TIMES THROUGH THE GRINDER. TENDER AND JUICY. 3 TIMES THROUGH THE GRINDER. SMOOTHLY THOUGH, SMOOTHLY. ATTEND THE TALE ATTEND THE TALE OF SWEENEY TODD ATTEND THE TALE OF SWEENEY TODD HIS SKIN WAS PALE OF SWEENEY TODD HIS SKIN WAS PALE AND HIS EYE WAS ODD HIS SKIN WAS PALE AND HIS EYE WAS ODD >> HE SHAVED THE FACES AND HIS EYE WAS ODD >> HE SHAVED THE FACES OF GENTLEMEN >> HE SHAVED THE FACES OF GENTLEMEN WHO NEVER THEREAFTER OF GENTLEMEN WHO NEVER THEREAFTER WERE HEARD OF AGAIN WHO NEVER THEREAFTER WERE HEARD OF AGAIN >> HE TROD A PATH WERE HEARD OF AGAIN >> HE TROD A PATH THAT FEW HAVE TROD >> HE TROD A PATH THAT FEW HAVE TROD >> DID SWEENEY TODD THAT FEW HAVE TROD >> DID SWEENEY TODD THE DEMON BARBER >> DID SWEENEY TODD THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET >> HE KEPT A SHOP >> HE KEPT A SHOP IN LONDON TOWN >> HE KEPT A SHOP IN LONDON TOWN OF FANCY CLIENTS IN LONDON TOWN OF FANCY CLIENTS AND GOOD RENOWN OF FANCY CLIENTS AND GOOD RENOWN >> AND WHAT IF NONE AND GOOD RENOWN >> AND WHAT IF NONE OF THEIR SOULS WERE SAVED? >> AND WHAT IF NONE OF THEIR SOULS WERE SAVED? THEY WENT TO THEIR MAKER OF THEIR SOULS WERE SAVED? THEY WENT TO THEIR MAKER IMPECCABLY SHAVED THEY WENT TO THEIR MAKER IMPECCABLY SHAVED >> BY SWEENEY IMPECCABLY SHAVED >> BY SWEENEY BY SWEENEY TODD >> BY SWEENEY BY SWEENEY TODD THE DEMON BARBER BY SWEENEY TODD THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET >> SWING YOUR RAZOR WIDE >> SWING YOUR RAZOR WIDE SWEENEY >> SWING YOUR RAZOR WIDE SWEENEY HOLD IT TO THE SKIES SWEENEY HOLD IT TO THE SKIES FREELY FLOWS THE BLOOD HOLD IT TO THE SKIES FREELY FLOWS THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO MORALIZE >> HIS NEEDS ARE FEW >> HIS NEEDS ARE FEW HIS ROOM IS BARE >> HIS NEEDS ARE FEW HIS ROOM IS BARE >> HE HARDLY USES HIS ROOM IS BARE >> HE HARDLY USES HIS FANCY CHAIR >> HE HARDLY USES HIS FANCY CHAIR >> THE MORE HE BLEEDS HIS FANCY CHAIR >> THE MORE HE BLEEDS THE MORE HE LIVES >> THE MORE HE BLEEDS THE MORE HE LIVES >> HE NEVER FORGETS THE MORE HE LIVES >> HE NEVER FORGETS AND HE NEVER FORGIVES >> HE NEVER FORGETS AND HE NEVER FORGIVES >> PERHAPS TODAY AND HE NEVER FORGIVES >> PERHAPS TODAY YOU GAVE A NOD >> PERHAPS TODAY YOU GAVE A NOD TO SWEENEY TODD YOU GAVE A NOD TO SWEENEY TODD >> THE DEMON BARBER TO SWEENEY TODD >> THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET >> THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET SWEENEY WISHES OF FLEET STREET SWEENEY WISHES THE WORLD AWAY SWEENEY WISHES THE WORLD AWAY SWEENEY'S WEEPING THE WORLD AWAY SWEENEY'S WEEPING FOR YESTERDAY SWEENEY'S WEEPING FOR YESTERDAY HUGGING THE BLADE FOR YESTERDAY HUGGING THE BLADE WAITING THE YEARS HUGGING THE BLADE WAITING THE YEARS HEARING THE MUSIC WAITING THE YEARS HEARING THE MUSIC THAT NOBODY HEARS HEARING THE MUSIC THAT NOBODY HEARS SWEENEY WAITS THAT NOBODY HEARS SWEENEY WAITS IN THE PARLOR HALL SWEENEY WAITS IN THE PARLOR HALL SWEENEY LEANS IN THE PARLOR HALL SWEENEY LEANS ON THE OFFICE WALL SWEENEY LEANS ON THE OFFICE WALL NO ONE CAN HELP ON THE OFFICE WALL NO ONE CAN HELP NOTHING CAN HIDE YOU NO ONE CAN HELP NOTHING CAN HIDE YOU ISN'T THAT SWEENEY NOTHING CAN HIDE YOU ISN'T THAT SWEENEY THERE BESIDE YOU? ISN'T THAT SWEENEY THERE BESIDE YOU? >> NO ONE CAN HELP THERE BESIDE YOU? >> NO ONE CAN HELP >> SWEENEY WISHES THE WORLD AWAY >> NO ONE CAN HELP >> SWEENEY WISHES THE WORLD AWAY >> SWEENEY'S WEEPING >> SWEENEY WISHES THE WORLD AWAY >> SWEENEY'S WEEPING FOR YESTERDAY >> SWEENEY'S WEEPING FOR YESTERDAY >> YES, SWEENEY'S WEEPING FOR YESTERDAY >> YES, SWEENEY'S WEEPING >> SWEENEY WISHES >> YES, SWEENEY'S WEEPING >> SWEENEY WISHES >> NO ONE CAN HELP >> SWEENEY WISHES >> NO ONE CAN HELP >> THERE HE IS >> NO ONE CAN HELP >> THERE HE IS >> SWEENEY, SWEENEY >> THERE HE IS >> SWEENEY, SWEENEY SWEENEY, SWEENEY >> SWEENEY, SWEENEY SWEENEY, SWEENEY SWEENEY, SWEENEY SWEENEY, SWEENEY SWEENEY, SWEENEY SWEENEY SWEENEY, SWEENEY SWEENEY THERE SWEENEY THERE >> ATTEND THE TALE THERE >> ATTEND THE TALE OF SWEENEY TODD >> ATTEND THE TALE OF SWEENEY TODD >> ATTEND THE TALE OF SWEENEY TODD >> ATTEND THE TALE OF SWEENEY TODD >> ATTEND THE TALE OF SWEENEY TODD >> HE SERVED A DARK OF SWEENEY TODD >> HE SERVED A DARK AND A HUNGRY GOD >> HE SERVED A DARK AND A HUNGRY GOD HE SERVED A DARK AND A HUNGRY GOD HE SERVED A DARK AND A HUNGRY GOD HE SERVED A DARK AND A HUNGRY GOD >> TO SEEK REVENGE AND A HUNGRY GOD >> TO SEEK REVENGE MAY LEAD TO HELL >> TO SEEK REVENGE MAY LEAD TO HELL >> BUT EVERYONE DOES IT MAY LEAD TO HELL >> BUT EVERYONE DOES IT IF SELDOM AS WELL >> BUT EVERYONE DOES IT IF SELDOM AS WELL >> AS SWEENEY IF SELDOM AS WELL >> AS SWEENEY >> AS SWEENEY TODD >> AS SWEENEY >> AS SWEENEY TODD THE DEMON BARBER >> AS SWEENEY TODD THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET

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