All Creatures Great and Small

The only way we'll survive my brother, is if we stick together. Tristan! Herriot! Tristan Farnon. Whatever you're heard, it's not true. I didn't do it. I know, Siegfried sent me. I'm James Herriot. His new assistant. Really? Poor you. He let you drive the Rover? Quite something, isn't it? Wait a minute! Quickly. We haven't got all day. Do you have a girl? Nevermind. We'll soon sort that out. (chuckles) Look out! You know, I think we might have got away with it. You're the one who let me drive the car. I gave Siegfried the wrong cat to castrate. I realized my mistake just in time. Was he very angry? Furious. Oh, sweet manna from heaven! Tell me more. Did he shout at you? Screamed the house down. (both laughing) Morning. I saw that look. It's nothing. Now I am intrigued. So have you had your invitation yet? What invitation? Tea with the parents. I don't think so. If you're sure. You could always lie, hope it doesn't come back to bite you on the back side. Because that worked so well for you in the past? What you need is a date, tomorrow evening. You're not really my type. What are you up to? Trying to save James' birthday. You're suggesting an operation? I've never read or heard of anyone doing that before. The one advantage of knowing nothing is that anything seems possible. Let's see if we can't cheer you up. Eh? (everyone shouting) Happy birthday!!! Siegfried will kill us. Probably. Just trust me. He can do this. James has done the preparation. He knows what he's doing. I've got it! Well done old chap! That cow was dead and you brought it back to life. Tristan, This is up there with the water into wine. You pulled me through, you know that? Well make sure that gets around. Be nice for people to think I've done something useful for a change.